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Selena Gomez Pumps It

If you dig young girls pumping gas wearing a long shirt and knee high boots, you will love these pictures of newly single Selena Gomez . I especially like the heart shape glasses. It’s a nice touch to the whole hooker ensemble. All I want to know is how much, and does Selena provide full service? Who am I kidding? I couldn’t even afford a cracked out call girl.

Vida Guerra And Tuna Is A Twitter Reality

Well my dream of dating a model is almost becoming a reality. Here is a picture that Vida Guerra tweeted for me the other night, thanking me for the post I did for her yesterday . Now I don’t want to jump to conclusions because usually when a girl sends you a revealing shot like this, it can only mean one thing…. Anyway, I’m starting to pitch “The Vida Eats Tuna Reality Show” to some TV network execs and garner interest. Wish us luck…

Selena Gomez Is 20 Going On 14

Man, this was not the direction I was hoping Selena Gomez was going to go in after she finally broke up with that teenage girl she was dating. I was expecting drunken nights out, showing lots of skin, maybe even a booty call to a certain celebrity blogger, not dressing up like a 14-year-old. What’s next? She’s going to eat a carton of ice cream in an oversized sweater? Selena’s really got to pull herself together. » view all 40 photos Related Articles: Selena Gomez’s Cuteness Gets Molested Selena Gomez Gets Her Cute On Selena Gomez Is A Nice Young Lady Selena Gomez Is A Sexy Babysitter Photos: WENN.com

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Selena Gomez’s Untamed Cleavage

Here are Selena Gomez , Vanessa Hudgens , Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine back together in Toronto to promote their film “Spring Breakers”. For this post, we’re going to focus on Selena because clearly the others didn’t get the Hollywood Tuna memo. No cleavage, no love. It appears to me that Selena’s young and wild little chesticles are trying to escape from that sexy leopard print dress. They need to be tamed. And guess what? I’m the perfect guy to be their handlers.

A Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine Improvement

This is an improvement from yesterday’s “Spring Breakers” photocall . Sure Selena Gomez , Vanessa Hudgens , Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine are still not in their bikinis but at least they look their age and not like upper-middle class housewives. Anyway, I just want to thank the Paparazzi perve who took this photo . Who knew Selena had so much available front meat to push up?

More Sexy Spring Breakers Bikini Promo Pics

All these “Spring Breakers” promo pics are beggining to look alike. Not that I’m complaining. I can look at Selena Gomez , Vanessa Hudgens , Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine all day in their sexy little bikinis. It would get costly though. Extra virgin olive oil isn’t cheap. You’ve got to protect with the best! Anyway, I’m sure this is not the last set of promo pics we’ll be seeing. Stay tuned… *On another note, check out Vanessa Hudgens’ younger sister Stella pulling the same tongue move

Selena Gomez Exposes Her Yellow Bra

Selena Gomez arrived at the Venice Film Festival rocking a CND logo t-shirt. That is for some Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament. I didn’t know she was so political. The only disarmament I care about is the disarmament of her yellow bra . No threat detected. It appears to be a frontal clasps. That’s going to require only one hand.

Amy Adams’ Sweet Ginger Hotness

I don’t post pictures of Amy Adams all that often, mostly because I can never remember who she is, she’s on The Office right? Maybe she’s not, see what I mean? Anyhow, whoever she is, she was invited to Letterman last night and she decided to wear a tight dress to the affair. Always a good idea. I wouldn’t have expected such hotness from this one, I always thought she was far too cute for this kind of thing. Nice surprise.

Selena Gomez Is 20 Going On 13

I know that Selena Gomez is twenty years old now, but come on, she still looks like she’s a thirteen year old. I don’t like it. Don’t get me wrong, it will be awesome when she’s like thirty, but now it’s just creepy. Here she is in her little pink dress looking like she’s starting her first day of high-school. Not cool.

Selena Gomez Parking Lot Hotness

Here’s Selena Gomez in her sweet little denim vest heading to the set of something called Feed The Dog , sounds like a winner. We all know I’m not going to see this movie, unless there’s a girl on girl love scene, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to enjoy a little quality time with a hot starlet walking to her car in a parking lot. That sounded like I was a stalker, let me rephrase…. Keep up the good work.