Here’s why Miley Cyrus is hands down my #1 favorite pop star and always will be: because while all those other young hotties out there like Taylor Swift or Selena Gomez are busy worrying about their “brand” and projecting the right public image, Miley is posing for “artsy” black-and-white photoshoots where she licks a hardwood floor while topless. And you know, on the off-chance this whole music thing doesn’t work out for Miley, I think she could have a great second career as a maid… I know I’d hire her to clean my floors. Yow. Continue reading →
Kylie Jenner fascinates me….because she is both a dump truck full of garbage kind of person…while also being the garbage within the dump truck… You can probably argue that it’s not her fault that she was raised amongst such garbage. That her entire life she’s had camera crews following her around as her stage mom and manager tried to hustle as many deals for her…creating a celebrity or it-girl without having any really reason, talent or purpose beyond vanity… It’s like these self involved pigs are rich and bored and figure they need that stamp of approval to actually matter in the world….to appease that boredom and the public was responsive. They are the ultimate in spokespeople. They can sell product better than a pimp sells pussy to a bunch of asian businessmen… Kylie Jenner is large, she’s not hot, she looks like she has flesh stapled to her face, but bitch knows how to whore herself… She’s taking it in, because society says this is the ultimate, the top of the charts, as good as it gets… It’s safe to assume she’s come falling down hard in the next 5 years, when she’s still under 25 and the world has moved the fuck on from the Kardashians…because they will…I know they willl…I believe…it may take a natural disaster, or an apocalypse, but eventually we won’t care…..and this bitch, will be so lost…she’ll have no choice but suicide…YAY… The post Kylie Jenner in Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is 40 years old… I am convinced…18 year olds just don’t look like this. She looks like a mom who figured out that the right botox makes her look young enough to pretend to be young and if you tell people you’re 18 enough – they believe you.. She’s managed to become an “It girl”…people are loving, booking Tyler Perry movies amongst other things, while dad’s everywhere jerk off to her young full tits…that isn’t as creepy as it was last year – when she was playing a 17 year old. I don’t know why there is constantly a redhead with big tits working at Disney type companies reaching the kid market, but this is the new Lohan and I don’t hate her for her hustle, I just don’t really get where she’s from, what the obsession is, but I’ll still stare at her big tits and round ass…because that’s kind of what I do with my days…because I am pathetic… The post Bella Thorne is the New It Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Joe Green stopped by Hot 1079 to chop it up with B High about his hit single “Trap Bunkin” off of his King Kong mixtape. Joe also discusses game that he has received from industry vets Shawty Lo and Young Ralph as well as his new single “Whole One” and King Kong 2 on […]
Nick Young is no doubt a sneaker fiend. Last night, Swaggy P rocked a pair of Yeezy 750 Boosts in a Lakers game—signifying that he signed an endorsement deal with adidas. Continue