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Karina Jelinek And Paz Cornu Are Two Booties You Should Know

Here’s one for my readers who love hot nobodies in bikinis as much as I do (and I have a feeling that’s every last one of you): Argentine models Karina Jelinek and Paz Cornu hanging out at the beach in Miami and showing off those perfect booties of theirs. So enjoy, but just be careful, because these pictures are so hot, they’re liable to have temperatures in your pants region rising to near dangerous levels. I think I’d better go stand in front of the AC for a while just to be safe. Photos: Fameflynet

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Paris Hilton’s Booty In A Swimsuit!

I’ve never been a fan of PDA, unless me and the Little Tuna are involved, but for some reason I can’t look away from these pictures of Paris Hilton making out with some dude at the beach. Besides the obvious, that Paris’ booty is by far her best “asset” these days, it’s kind of like rubbernecking at a car accident. I just hope that dude’s going to be OK, and that he’s got good health insurance to deal with whatever he probably just caught. So don’t be too jealous, and just be glad you get to enjoy these pictures from a safe distance instead. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Eva Herzigova Could Use A Little Work

Since I know that you perverts dig former supermodels as much as I do, here’s Eva Herzigova showing off that 41-year-old booty of hers at the beach. Now, I know she’s not quite in vintage form anymore, otherwise she’d be rocking a bikini, but I’m still seeing enough to make me feel very happy and nostalgic right now. You can feel nostaglia in your pants, right? » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Naya Rivera Is Smoking Hot In Galore!

I always forget why Naya Rivera here is famous, although considering how hot this photoshoot she just did for Galore Magazine is, I’m pretty sure it has something to do with her insanely perfect body. But I decided to do a little research anyway, and turns out she’s on Glee , and supposedly her and Lea Michele are “feuding” or some boring gossip rag crap like that. If you ask me, I think the two should just be adults and kiss and make up make out already. Preferably with me and my new camera recording the whole thing. » view all 13 photos

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OMG! Luci Ford Eating Spaghetti Has Just Made Me Al Dente

Can I explain why my new favorite model Luci Ford is eating spaghetti in a stars and stripes swimsuit in these latest pictures? No. But is it still hot enough to cause your pants to spontaneously combust in 0.001 seconds? Most definitely. All I know is, I’ve never felt more patriotic in my life than I do right now. You can feel patriotism in your pants, right? Either way, I’m thinking these should replace those old Uncle Sam posters in schools and post offices. Who do I talk to about that? » view all 18 photos

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OMG! Luci Ford Eating Spaghetti Has Just Made Me Al Dente

Can I explain why my new favorite model Luci Ford is eating spaghetti in a stars and stripes swimsuit in these latest pictures? No. But is it still hot enough to cause your pants to spontaneously combust in 0.001 seconds? Most definitely. All I know is, I’ve never felt more patriotic in my life than I do right now. You can feel patriotism in your pants, right? Either way, I’m thinking these should replace those old Uncle Sam posters in schools and post offices. Who do I talk to about that? » view all 18 photos

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Kelly Brook Does Manic Magazine

I forget whether Kelly Brook ‘s still with that meathead dude of hers or not. All I know is she’s not with yours truly, and that’s a damn shame. Because if anyone knows how to appreciate Kelly, it’s me. I’ve been doing it for years now! In fact, I might go appreciate her a few more times later this afternoon thanks to these super-hot lingerie pictures in the latest issue of Manic Magazine . Oh well, here’s hoping she finally comes around eventually. And until then, enjoy.

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Kelly Brook Does Manic Magazine

I forget whether Kelly Brook ‘s still with that meathead dude of hers or not. All I know is she’s not with yours truly, and that’s a damn shame. Because if anyone knows how to appreciate Kelly, it’s me. I’ve been doing it for years now! In fact, I might go appreciate her a few more times later this afternoon thanks to these super-hot lingerie pictures in the latest issue of Manic Magazine . Oh well, here’s hoping she finally comes around eventually. And until then, enjoy.

Luci Ford Makes Me Very Thirsty

I know most of you are probably just getting over your pants fires from the last post I did on my new favorite model Luci Ford , but looks like you’re going to want to fire up those cold showers again. Because I’m pretty sure this latest set of shots is even hotter. In fact, I think it’s hands down Luci’s hottest yet. So sorry about that guys, but somehow I doubt you mind all that much. Also. make sure to check out her website because it’s my new favorite site. » view all 13 photos Photos: Gregorio Campos Continue reading

Luci Ford Makes Me Very Thirsty

I know most of you are probably just getting over your pants fires from the last post I did on my new favorite model Luci Ford , but looks like you’re going to want to fire up those cold showers again. Because I’m pretty sure this latest set of shots is even hotter. In fact, I think it’s hands down Luci’s hottest yet. So sorry about that guys, but somehow I doubt you mind all that much. Also. make sure to check out her website because it’s my new favorite site. » view all 13 photos Photos: Gregorio Campos Continue reading

TV Nudity Report: Game of Thrones & Power [PICS]

Just as one of the most skinsational shows on television, Game of Thrones , is winding down, a new show, Power , is picking up the torch and carrying it all the way into your pants! Check out pics from both shows after the jump!

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