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Erica Chevillar’s Massive Nobody Sideboob

I absolutely love blond nobodies with lots of make up and big fake boobies who pose for the cameras like they’re superstar pornstars or strippers who don’t have to do the lap dance thing. Here’s some sort of random MMA chick Erica Chevillar giving us quite a nice little look at her massive sideboob. If you stare at her boob long enough you start to get a little confused as to what you’re looking at…. Confused and aroused at the same time.

Jenna Dewan Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose

I don’t know who Jenna Dewan is, but here she is attempting the Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose . Her form is a little off but I’d be more than happy to help her work on the arch in her back. Call me.

Hey, Who’s Ready For the New Big Tits Zombie Trailer?

I arrived a little late to the Japanese phenomenon that is The Big Tits Zombie , a 3D grindhouse throwback whose original trailer winked a little too hard at the viewer in April. The new one isn’t really that much better, but at least it has an improved and more fully realized sense of vision, narrative and genre. Oh, who am I kidding? This makes George A. Romero look like Robert Bresson (if Bresson were NSFW ).

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Hey, Who’s Ready For the New Big Tits Zombie Trailer?

Jenna Jameson’s Half Assed Bikini Pictures

It looks like Jenna Jameson is doing just fine after her husband used her to beat up a bathtub in their home a month or so ago. Here she is hanging out by the pool in her bikini top and short shorts with a friend. When I say friend I mean the curly haired chick, not the Champagne, I get the feeling Jenna likes her drinkies. I’m just assuming she’s by the pool, hence the bikini top, but she is a pornstar after all so it’s possible she’s just out having lunch somewhere, you never know with these chicks. Anyhow, it’s nice to see that her body is doing just fine and I’m glad she covered up her eyes with those big sunglasses, with all that plastic surgery her face is beginning to look a little like Joan Rivers. Not good. Nice tits though. Enjoy.

George A. Romero on Survival of the Dead, Gore Fatigue and Dreams of a Zombie Noir

George A. Romero may not be the father of the zombie film, but there can be no denying his status as its patron saint. More than four decades after his still-searing Night of the Living Dead put the “gory” in “allegory,” Romero returns today with Survival of the Dead — a grisly, pitch-black satire about the ordeal of an increasingly polarized society. Except this time it’s the living facing each other as two families — the O’F lynns and the Muldoons — battle for control of an island where zombies co-exist like pets. Hungry pets, sure, but maybe even trainable. This could change everything.

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Awesome Jenna Bentley Bikini Pictures

This isn’t the first time I’ve posted Jenna Bentley bikini pictures and I still don’t really know who she is, but she’s got a couple of absolutely huge qualities that I really enjoy. Here she is doing a little paddle boarding barely managing to keep her delicious funbags contained in her little bikini. Her face isn’t exactly supermodel material, but she’ll do in a pinch. How much money do you think the fat old man sucking on her face makes in a year? I’m guessing it’s substantial enough for her to let him slip her the soft from time to time. I should invest my money more wisely.

Zombie Woman of Satan Photocall of the Day

I have no idea what the fuck is going on here. I haven’t quite figured out if it is amazing or if it is weird or if it is disgusting…but I do know at least one of you can jerk off to it and that makes it post worthy for me…Enjoy the Zombie Women….cuz killing bitches and pretending they are half naked Zombies in your apartment isn’t always feasible or practical or even really something you want to mess with on a real life level…but you’re left unable to find a woman willing to play out your weird fantasies….and I’m sure you are unable to find a woman willing to play out even your most normal fantasies, like sticking your dick in a pussy, oh well, at least you’ll always have your comic books… Pics via LFI

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Saw 2 Coming This Fall

A sequel to the video game Saw has been announced. Saw 2 , a grisly survival-horror/puzzle game, will be available for the PS3 and 360 this fall. The game, from Konami and Zombie Studios, promises “all-new stomach-twisting traps and puzzles, more visceral combat, and an all-new storyline that takes place between the second and third movie.” “The original Saw video game gave horror fans and gamers a new outlet to advance their favorite genre, but left them wanting more,” Martin Schneider, European Marketing & PR Director, Konami Digital Entertainment GmbH, said in a statement. “Saw 2 will give it to them, but be careful for what you wish for! Our successful partnership with Lionsgate allows us to advance the survival horror genre, giving players the most intense look into the Saw universe ever.” Hear that? An intense look deep into the Saw universe. Press release hype aside, I

Things That Give You Cancer

A Facebook group has put together a massive list of things that could give you cancer, taken from articles in the British, and very right wing newspaper, the Daily Mail. This is just a selection of the articles listed, hit the facebook group for the complete and ever expanding list. View

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

He's back from the dead, and He loves you. He especially loves your brains. The Best Links: Celebrate Zombie Jesus Day The Zombie Jesus Venn Diagram As Mentioned In The Zombie Bible View