Ke$ha makes her directorial debut and stars as a writhing stripper who experiences a glorious champagne shower in her new music video for “Dirty Love.” All in a day’s work for Ke$ha. The video finds the singer in all her garter-belted, rainbow-colored glory, getting dirtier than ever … literally and otherwise. This is some gnarly stuff: Kesha – Dirty Love It’s no Miley Cyrus “Adore You” video , but it’s semi-NSFW. In addition to gratuitous shots of Ke$ha’s fine, shapely booty, we see her spitting at a camera. The clip closes with sound bytes from a news cast about smut peddling, though it’s unclear if this is meant to be ironic or some kind of social commentary. In any case, death by glitter happens in the last segment of the music video. There is glitter on the floor, and it’s hard core, we can promise you that. Dirty, dirty love indeed.
A hilarious parody of Cosmopolitan and other women’s magazines, entitled “Average Women’s Magazine Cover,” is making the online rounds, and for good reason. Created in 2010 by writer and illustrator Brendan McGinley, it resurfaced this week on Twitter, and if you’ve ever seen a real Cosmo cover, you’ll appreciate it. Right down to the font, the spoof nails the publication’s layout and its obsession with splashing SEX on the cover as many times as humanly possible. The only difference? The fine print on this one is much more honest: Features all-caps, bold headlines like “Overanalyzing” and “The Shame & Guilt Issue,” McGinley takes a funny, not subtle swipe at actual publications. NAKED. It may not apply at all, but they’re required to use that word. Turning to Cosmopolitan for advice on sex, relationships, body image and women’s health (mental and physical)? A dubious proposition at best. From its awesome Christina Hendricks subheading to teasers like “Lose 30 lbs Fast, Chop Off Your Leg!”, it’ll make you think twice about such magazines. Check out some amusingly similar, legitimate covers below:
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. Zooey Deschanel. While these two names might not sound similar to you, they were close enough to confuse one Fox affiliate Friday during the massive Boston manhunt. Not long before authorities captured the Boston bombing suspect , he was erroneously listed by the closed captioning as the beautiful singer-actress. Cross promotion for New Girl ? A welcome moment of levity after what could only be described as a tough week, which ended after police remarkably took Tsarnaev alive last night. Zooey Deschanel, meanwhile, is still at large.
Taylor Swift at the 2013 Golden Globe Awards.Photo: Getty Images • From Zooey Deschanel's nail art to the mermaid dress trend to the starlettes' The rest is here: Golden Globes Fashion And Justin Bieber's Pants Top Our …
Sofia Vergara doesn’t just possess the biggest boobs on television. She also takes home the biggest paycheck. In Forbes ‘ annual list of the top-earning TV actresses in Hollywood, the Modern Family star topped the magazine’s rankings yesterday, as she made an estimated $19 million during the past year. Vergara’s earnings stem from a trio of film appearances; her salary for the sitcom; a Kmart clothing line; the marketing/production company Latin World Entertainment. Read on for the top 20 and try not to spend too much time wondering how the heck number-two is considered an actress : Sofia Vergara, $19 million Kim Kardashian , $18 million Eva Longoria, $15 million Bethenny Frankel, $12 million Khloe Kardashian, $11 million Tina Fey, $11 million Mariska Hargitay, $10 million Zooey Deschanel, $9 million Felicity Huffman, $9 million Ellen Pompeo, $9 million Kate Walsh, $8 million Teri Hatcher, $8 million Marcia Cross, $8 million Kaley Cuoco, $8 million Alyson Hannigan, $7 million Marg Helgenberger, $7 million Melissa McCarthy, $6 million Julianna Margulies, $6 million Kyra Sedgwick, $6 million Courteney Cox, $5 million
If the world were ending imminently — say, in three weeks — would you throw off the shackles of social confines and indulge in every crazy impulse the moment inspired? Would you seek out your loved ones in order to spend your last days in their company? Would you just stay put and continue on as normal right up until the final moment? Seeking a Friend for the End of the World , the directorial debut of Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist writer Lorene Scafaria, combines a deviously tragicomic take on the approaching annihilation of mankind with a irritatingly unconvincing and unnecessary love story. Until romance reluctantly but unavoidably creaks into the story (seeking a friend, my ass), the film starts off so well, exploring the most prosaic of upcoming apocalypses as seen through the eyes of Dodge ( Steve Carell ), a man whose life has been largely unexceptional and is now about to come to an end, along with most everyone else’s. (One of the film’s nice touches is an overheard radio broadcast about how the planet’s best and brightest are being gathered into some kind of ark — a standard issue global cataclysm plot point never touched on again, because the characters in this film aren’t exceptional enough to be plucked up.) At the outset beginning, he and his wife listen to a news announcement about how a last effort to stop a giant asteroid headed toward us has failed, and that impact was in an estimated 21 days. She looks at him, and then runs for the hills, never to be seen again. For a while, Dodge keeps going into work at his insurance company, where his boss notes that the few remaining employees are allowed to dress like it’s casual Friday every day, and wonders if anyone would like to take over as CFO. On the TV, there’s news that air travel has ended and cell phones are no longer working. At a dinner party being thrown by Dodge’s friends Warren (Rob Corddry) and Diane (Connie Britton), polite talk about what attendees plan to do with the rest of their time (one member suggests she’s going to finally take that pottery class she’s been meaning to) devolves into wild debauchery, getting the children drunk and someone arriving with hard drugs like you would a nice bottle of wine for the table. “I regret my entire life,” Dodge says, and seems ready to let that be the sentiment with which he waits out Armageddon, until he has a chance encounter with his neighbor Penny ( Keira Knightley ), a flaky, teary Brit who has just broken up with her boyfriend Owen (Adam Brody) and now mourns the fact that she has no way to make it back to England to see her family one last time. She also has a pile of his letters that were accidentally put in her box — three years worth — including one from his high school girlfriend saying he’s the love of her life. Penny has a car and Dodge knows someone who has a plane, and the two make a deal to help each other get where they need to go. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World is primarily a meander through random encounters on the road toward Dodge’s old sweetheart, most of them wild-eyed but sweet — aside from a riot that springs up in Los-Angeles-barely-pretending-to-be-New-York, where the pair live, the film’s world is good-hearted even when faced with impending doom. Whether encountering survivalists or the dedicated, giddy employees of a chain restaurant, everyone quivers with a delirious what-the-hell vibe that’s melancholy and amusing. Our obsession with the apocalypse is stronger than ever — it practically merits its own movie subsection, if its too scattered to be a genre. There’s no reason why the end of the world shouldn’t get the romantic comedy treatment, but the connection that springs up between Dodge and Penny feels awkward and forced. It’s not just that Carell is 22 years older than Knightley, or that the process in which he falls in love with her consists of him staring puppy-dog like while she weeps on the phone to her family — it’s that the idea of two people finding an unexpected connection to one another and offering up kindness in desperate times is actually much more touching than the insistence that they’re last-minute soulmates. Carell and Knightley have no spark of romantic chemistry between them — in fact, they actually clash in more interesting ways, with Dodge being a morose wet blanket and Penny coming across as a disaster who tends to allow major mistake to happen and then cry about them. The things they stumble onto — dinner in an abandoned house, a line of people headed to the beach — have a warm, wistful tangibility to them, in the way that you’d think the conscious gathering of last experiences would. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World ‘s effusive declarations of love just seem like the stagey stuff of movies — they’ve got nothing on the moment in which Dodge lies on the carpet and listens the Walker Brothers’ “The Sun Ain’t Gonna Shine (Anymore)” on vinyl while he waits for the earth to be destroyed. Follow Alison Willmore on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Also in Wednesday afternoon’s round up of news briefs, Rob Reiner may join Martin Scorsese’s latest project and Zooey Deschanel has a round about kind thing to say about the internet. And what does Piranhaconda director have to say to a critic who panned his latest? It isn’t pretty… Lee Daniels The Paperboy Hits in October Oscar-nominated director Lee Daniels’ latest The Paperboy will open theatrically October 5th distributor Millennium Entertainment said. The film stars Matthew McConaughey, Zac Efron, David Oyelowo, Macy Gray, John Cusack and Nicole Kidman. The Cannes debut erotic thriller is set in 1969 revolving around a young man who returns to his small Florida hometown to help his reporter brother uncover the truth about a man on death row, who might have been wrongly convicted. In the process, he falls for the convict’s lover. Around the ‘net… Rob Reiner in Consideration for Wolf of Wall Street Reiner is in negotiations to join Martin Scorsese’s The Wolf of Wall Street . He’s play Max, the father of Leonardo DiCaprio’s character, Jordan Belfort. he film is based on the memoir by Belfort with the script being written by Boardwalk Empire creator Terence Winter, Deadline reports . Zooey Deschanel on the Internet: It Will Get More Positive The actress told THR that “There’s way too much negativity online. But it will eventually change.” But Veep ‘s Julia Louis-Dreyfus countered, “It will get worse.” Ryan Phillippe to Make Directorial Debut with Shreveport The actor will make his debut behind the camera with the indie thriller which he’ll also star in, playing a fading star who is suddenly kidnapped and tortured while making a low budget film, Variety reports . Piranhaconda ‘s Director Has Words for a Critic Jim Wynorski’s latest Piranhaconda – yep, a cross between an anaconda and a piranha – had debuted on the SyFy Channel already, but one negative review on Dread Central set off a vicious retort from the filmmaker. It involved an ‘F’ and a You’ and then some more choice words, Indiewire reports .
For those of you who were getting a little tired of Zooey Deschanel’s iPhone commercial with Siri— you know who you are —here’s a breath of fresh air. John Malkovich has stepped into the campaign, by TBWAMedia Arts Lab, in a pair of commercials that broke Wednesday night—the 58-year-old actor’s first-ever U.S. ads. Malkovich and Siri actually make a pretty hilarious team. They’re both equally quirky,… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : adfreak Discovery Date : 24/05/2012 04:08 Number of articles : 2
Hanna Simone was apparently a hot host on Much Music, Canada’s MTV before MTV entered Canada and now both exist happily together, owned by the same company, in Canadian Media…. I’ve never seen her, or more importantly, never had my way with her when she was drunk and I was slipping roofies in her drink….cuz the nice thing about Canadian Media is that these idiots get paid 30k a year at the most and that makes them easy to bring home to fuck, unlike America hosts, who make 30 million dollars a year, and are too busy getting serviced by lady boys imported from South America, I’m talking to you Seacrest Out. Well, I guess this Hannah bitch realized that Canadian TV sucks and doesn’t pay the fucking rent, so she got herself on some show called New Girl with fat, annoying, overrated Zooey Deschanel where I guess she plays the hot girl…. And with that comes other opportunities, like stripping down for Esquire’s In Her Place feature, where she gets in her underwear in her place…. Her body doesn’t impress, but she’s got a nice face, which in my world is irrelevant cuz she’d be utilized on all fours with her face in the pillow….but enough about me -here are the pics.
Hanna Simone was apparently a hot host on Much Music, Canada’s MTV before MTV entered Canada and now both exist happily together, owned by the same company, in Canadian Media…. I’ve never seen her, or more importantly, never had my way with her when she was drunk and I was slipping roofies in her drink….cuz the nice thing about Canadian Media is that these idiots get paid 30k a year at the most and that makes them easy to bring home to fuck, unlike America hosts, who make 30 million dollars a year, and are too busy getting serviced by lady boys imported from South America, I’m talking to you Seacrest Out. Well, I guess this Hannah bitch realized that Canadian TV sucks and doesn’t pay the fucking rent, so she got herself on some show called New Girl with fat, annoying, overrated Zooey Deschanel where I guess she plays the hot girl…. And with that comes other opportunities, like stripping down for Esquire’s In Her Place feature, where she gets in her underwear in her place…. Her body doesn’t impress, but she’s got a nice face, which in my world is irrelevant cuz she’d be utilized on all fours with her face in the pillow….but enough about me -here are the pics.
