I don’t know what the hell The Daily Dan is, but they somehow convinced busty supermodel Kate Upton to don a sexy one piece for their cover so I like it already. I’m beginning to think that Kate Upton will do pretty much anything, dance the Cat Daddy with some guy on a couch, pose in a bathing suit for a completely unknown magazine, anything. I’m thinking of taking a picture of myself shirtless on a white tiger for this year’s Christmas card, I’m sure there’s room for Kate and her big breasts on that tiger. Call me.
