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Kate Upton’s Hotness For Vogue

Not to call Vogue out for false advertising or anything, but I don’t know if I’d call Kate Upton the “hottest supermodel on Earth.” And especially not after a spread like this. Don’t get me wrong, these pictures aren’t bad, but if Kate wants to convince me that she’s hotter than Helen Flanagan , not to mention the rest of the modeling world, she’s gonna have to do better than this. And a few bikini candids sent to my inbox would be a nice start. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis

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Kate Upton Work Her Cleavage At The MET Gala

Apparently just about every hottie around was at the MET Gala the other night, I guess my invitation must’ve gotten lost in the mail. Because obviously Kate Upton broke out the cleavage to try and impress me after I’ve been saying for weeks that I prefer Helen Flanagan instead. Anyway, it’s a nice try and I appreciate the effort, but it’s still not enough to make me change my mind. Maybe seeing her back in a bikini would help. It definitely wouldn’t hurt. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis Photos: WENN.com

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Kate Upton Work Her Cleavage At The MET Gala

Apparently just about every hottie around was at the MET Gala the other night, I guess my invitation must’ve gotten lost in the mail. Because obviously Kate Upton broke out the cleavage to try and impress me after I’ve been saying for weeks that I prefer Helen Flanagan instead. Anyway, it’s a nice try and I appreciate the effort, but it’s still not enough to make me change my mind. Maybe seeing her back in a bikini would help. It definitely wouldn’t hurt. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis Photos: WENN.com

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Kate Upton In Sexy Daisy Dukes

To make up for that otherwise awesome video of Kate Upton rolling around topless and in a bikini that got ruined by Ken Jeong, here’s the busty blonde beauty on the set of some movie called The Other Woman with Leslie Mann. Considering the way Kate’s rocking those Daisy Dukes and that she’s a good 10 years younger than Leslie, I’m going to go ahead and assume that she’s the other woman in question here. And that that’s one lucky dude. I’d be happy with just one of them. Preferably Kate, of course.

Kate Upton Photobombed By Ken Jeong

Did you guys know that in addition to being a smoking hot model, Kate Upton also has a sense of humor? At least I think that’s what all those “funny” ads she’s been in have been trying to prove. Anyway, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I said I hoped to see more of Kate this year, but GQ had Ken Jeong photobomb her latest shoot. And even though the video unfortunately focuses way more on a topless Ken Jeong than the topless Kate Upton, at least it’s actually funny. So it’s not a total waste of Kate’s hotness. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis

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Helen Flanagan 1, Kate Upton 0

I guess Kate Upton didn’t hear me when I called Helen Flanagan the next her, because here she is at the Samsung Spring launch event hardly busting out at all. I mean, sure, she’s wearing a see-through shirt, but if Kate wants to keep her title as Hollywood Tuna’s reigning favorite busty blonde hottie, she’s going to have to step her game up with either a little more cleavage or lot less bra. Otherwise I’m going to have to start calling her “the old Helen Flanagan.” Consider this fair warning. » view all 17 photos Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis Photos: WENN.com

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Kate Upton Washes A Mercedes-Benz In Slo Mo

This isn’t exactly what I was expecting from a video called “ Kate Upton Washes the All-New Mercedes-Benz CLA in Slow Motion.” Where’s the bikini? And more importantly, where’s Kate Upton getting all wet and soapy? Instead, it’s just her standing around looking hot while a bunch of dudes wash a car. In slow motion. I thought there were rules against false advertising. Somebody deserves to get fired over this. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis

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Kate Upton Does Elle

I know it seems like Kate Upton is everywhere these days, but can you blame me for hoping to see more of her in this photoshoot for Elle France ? Especially after that busty one from the other day , I figured Kate would be wearing nothing but her panda hat for most of these shots. Clearly, the French just don’t understand the American way of life. No self-respecting supermodel washes her car fully-clothed . Everyone knows she’s supposed to be in a bikini, and hosing herself down, not the car. I guess some things just get lost in translation. » view all 19 photos Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis

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Kate Upton Busts Out In V Magazine

Normally, I get very excited when I see pics of Kate Upton and her sweet juicy boobs, but in the latest V Magazine photoshoot, they paired her up with some crackhead prepubescent looking male model and he ruins the whole shoot. I don’t know what they were thinking, but next time they need a male model for Kate, call me. I know for sure, I’m better looking than that thing and I’ll even work for free.

Kate Upton Does It All!

Here are the pictures that go along with that awesome video we had of Kate Upton doing Vogue Germany last week. This shoot really has it all: Kate see-through, in a bikini, a threesome, topless, and more. The only thing it’s missing is Kate Jello-wrestling with a blogger. Maybe next time, right? » view all 18 photos Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis

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