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Car Show Babes… and Other Videos of the Day

Pleading with Cops to Not Shoot Friend Crocodiles in Florida Cop Tries to MMA Dude Takes a Shit on Cops Teen Brawl The post Car Show Babes… and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Aubrey O’Day Nip Slip of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is out here reminding all you fat chicks, that if you get fit, people will like you better and that you don’t even need to get fit, you can just get fat sucked out of you and injected into your ass and face the more opportunity will come your way…even when you’re totally fucking irrelevant…. Because Aubrey was pretty fat before remembering that no one likes fat chicks…not even fat chicks…even when they try to lie to you about feeling sexy and empowered… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Aubrey O’Day Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alicia Keys Got Them Titties On of the Day

Alicia Keys the homewrecking singer who just bought a 20 million dollar home because she is Alicia Keys and back in the early 200os every one took her heartfelt music…with songs like “NO ONE” that guided early 2000s break-ups….you know shit to listen to when you cried about your breakup forgetting that you were just brain washed and better people exist than the girl who makes you listen to shitty ALICIA KEYS songs….making her money to buy 20 million dollar houses to add to her collection of other expensive shit cuz she’s famous like that… The only salvation we have from her scam is that she isn’t hot…so we can look at her in disgust…while her tits are out at some bullshit.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alicia Keys Got Them Titties On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charli XCX Butthole Flash of the Day

Charli XCX is a butthole flasher. Clearly she knows that a butthole is the answer to all marketing efforts. It is how you get free coverage that you’d otherwise need to pay for….the power of the butthole roping us in and manipulating us. Who’d ever think seeing the place a girl shits from…and probably gross shits cuz most shits are gross…but when you factor in that she’s from the UK and likely has a terrible diet…not to mention a lot of travel borne illnesses from her life of luxury…coupled with anal on those fertile days she doesn’t want to get pregnant…was what we as a people would be most excited to lick and see…BUT ALAS humanity always throwing surprises at us… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charli XCX Butthole Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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A SKIN-depth Look at the Sex and Nudity of John Landis' Movies

Born in Chicago but raised in Southern California, John Landis was once the most in-demand and… read more > >

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Must Be Nice! Felicity Huffman Sentenced To Only 14 Days Behind Bars In College Admissions Scandal

Source: JOSEPH PREZIOSO / Getty Felicity Huffman Has Been Sentenced To 2 Weeks in Prison Felicity Huffman has finally been sentenced for her role in the nationwide college admissions scandal. According to reports from TMZ , the Desperate Housewives actress was sentenced to only 14 days in prison on Friday in a Boston federal courtroom. “I am deeply sorry to the students, parents, colleges and universities impacted by my actions,” she said during the hearing. “I have inflicted more damage (on her daughter) than I could’ve ever imagined. I was frightened, I was stupid and I was so wrong. I am deeply ashamed of what I have done.” This sentencing comes about a week after news that prosecutors recommended a month behind bars, arguing that house arrest at a luxurious pad is far from being a punishment. The actress’ legal team was pushing for no prison time after Huffman admitted to paying a proctor $15,000 to inflate her daughter’s SAT scores. The 56-year-old will begin her sentence on October 25 and in addition to the prison time, she was fined $30,000, received a year of supervised release, and has been ordered to complete 250 hours of community service. Though the high-profile actress receiving any jail time is relatively shocking, 14 days is nothing compared to sentences for those like Tanya McDowell , the black mother serving 12 years for sending her child to school in a better district. Are we surprised? No. Are we disappointed? Absolutely.

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“Love & Marriage Huntsville” Exclusive: Martell Tries Dragging Marsau Into The Doghouse With Him As Melody Makes Divorce Plans! [VIDEO]

Source: Photos Courtesy of OWN: Oprah Winfrey Network / Photos Courtesy of OWN: Oprah Winfrey Network Things Are Getting Dicey For The Men On “Love & Marriage:Huntsville” OWN’s hit reality show “Love & Marriage: Huntsville” has been very spicy for the second season — and not in a good way. If you haven’t been watching, Melody and Martell’s marriage is in serious jeopardy but now he’s making things messy for Marsau too! We got a hold of an exclusive clip of the men getting into it. Check it out below: Whoa… Talk about drama! Here’s what else you can expect from the episode: Melody surprises her hairstylist friend when she tells her she is planning for divorce, and recalls kicking Martell out of the house. Martell has a different point of view of course, and tells his friend Neville that Melody gave him the option of moving upstairs instead of out of the house. He’s insistent upon saving his relationship with his family as the Holts promote their “Power Duo” cover issue of iPush magazine despite their personal issues. On the other side of town, Maurice and Kimmi talk about Monster coming for his visit for the summer. Maurice is hoping to get Monster full-time, but Kimmi isn’t sure Maurice has the time to commit to raising a young boy. Meanwhile, Kiuwha, Maurice’s ex-wife, is not on board with Monster moving in with Maurice which Kimmi understands from a mother’s perspective. Finally, a good college buddy of the guys, Ceddaric, tells Marsau that Martell is upset with him, and problems bubble to the surface when Martell accuses Marsau of infidelity. Marsau decides to get ahead of the rumor, and shocks LaTisha when he tells her that Martell has accused him of having twenty girlfriends. Episode 110: Martell It Like It Is airs Saturday, September 14th at 9 p.m. – 10 p.m. ET/PT on OWN.

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Titty Tribute to Mad Magazine of the Day

What Me Worry? A while ago, I picked up a MAD magazine in a grocery store because I remembered reading old mad magazines at this camp I was sent to as a kid. They were old editions so I didn’t understand any of the jokes, which paved the way for me to be an out of touch weirdo who doesn’t understand comedy, and 40 years after that horrible summer of MAD magazine, coupled with a creepy rapist #metoo but I don’t whine about it….I still didn’t understand the jokes in that MAD magazine…and as of recently….MAD magazine as officially been killed off….but it will forever live…not because of their innovating, influential approach to COMEDY…but because of this chick’s tits….cuz tits I do understand… The post Titty Tribute to Mad Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paris Hilton Pussy Flash of the Day

Paris Hilton pulled off her herpes scab and polished off her menopausal cunt for a rare appearance at whatever event this is, to remind you all that she’s a gutter piece of shit that paved the way for dog shit like the Kardashians…who I hope she has a percentage of, because without her, there’d be no Kim K sex tape and thus no Kim K….so more reason to hate this entitled rich kid, who has played up her character pretty well all these years, and is still doing what she’s always done, because it’s a fucking joke and easy….and I guess not all that bad because she’s managed to influence a generation of girls to be vapid, idiot, whores who get naked on social media hoping they will end up like Paris Hilton, only without that pesky family owned Hotel empire to bog them down… Point being, Paris Hilton Cunt…not bleeding down her leg like it probably does when her immune system is down.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paris Hilton Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rachel McCord Inflamed Butthole of the Day

This just in Rachel McCord has a rash from wiping her whore ass too hard…. This isn’t news because Rachel McCord barely exists. But it is funny to see a rashed up ass cheek you know can have a few causes, I am not WEBMD…but my instinct says STD, FUNGUS, ALLERGIES, TOO MUCH TACO BELL, maybe she’s GLUTEN INTOLERANT, DAIRY INTOLERANT, or it could be CROHNS….high acidity in her feces….pulled up to her tailbone thanks to that lesson of UTI – WIPE FRONT TO BACK – FRONT TO BACK – RIGHT UP YOUR BACK…that’s all I got. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rachel McCord Inflamed Butthole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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