Sofia Vergara because we already knew she was hotter when she was a young single mother illegally entering America thanks to NO WALL…. Where she went on to steal your white person jobs and white person celebrity dreams by making millions of dollars in her 40s on Modern Family…and other shit she’s managed to pull off thanks to having huge tits in a world that loves huge tits more than they hate other races…because like Obama’s September 11th tweet about breaking the divide, and having America coming together, because it sounds good on twitter for his agenda while this is the barebones way to actually make that agenda come together…literally and figuratively. Big Tits!… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sofia Vergara Bikini Throwback of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Christian Petersen / Getty Antonio Brown Will Play Sunday Amid Rape Allegations Antonio Brown ‘s shenanigans in NFL locker rooms and social media are comical now in comparison to the trouble that he now finds himself in. Just a few days ago, Britney Howard came forward to publicly accuse Antonio Brown of rape and other sexual assaults via a federal civil lawsuit. After all the talk that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has done about the league’s responsibility to protect women from their abusive players in the wake of the Ray Rice domestic violence incident, would Antonio Brown be allowed to suit up on Sunday? Yes. Yes he will. According to ESPN, the NFL will not place Brown on the Commissioner’s exempt list and thus will be lining up to catch passes from Tom Brady against the Miami Dolphins Sunday afternoon. In case you hadn’t read them, here are the emails that Antonio is accused of sending outside of the forcible rape that Britney claims he enacted against her. These are the emails Antonio Brown allegedly sent to his accuser in the rape court. pic.twitter.com/hGHEbiY8F6 — Nick Underhill (@nick_underhill) September 11, 2019 Yet and still, Brown will be suited and booted for Belichick and his boys. On Wednesday, Belichick wouldn’t commit to Brown playing, saying the team was taking it “day to day.” Since then, Brown has participated in two practices — with a third to come later Friday — and has impressed his new teammates. “AB is AB. We all know what he brings to the table. Excited to have him here,” safety Duron Harmon said, adding: “He’s doing everything the right way.” Of course, “the right way”…
Source: Momorad / Getty Former Ohio Teenager Acquitted On Charges Of Murdering Her Newborn baby 20-year old Brooke Skylar Richardson was found not guilty on Friday after being accused of killing her newborn baby and burying her in the backyard. The former Ohio cheerleader was acquitted on three serious charges, including aggravated murder and involuntary manslaughter — however, the jury did find her guilty of gross abuse of a corpse which carries a maximum sentence of one year in prison. According to reports , the defense team argued during the trial that Richardson, who was a high school cheerleader at the time, was scared because the baby, which she named Annabelle, was stillborn. Meanwhile, prosecutors suggested that Richardson killed her baby and then buried the body in the backyard of her family’s home in Carlisle, Ohio days after her high school prom because she did not want to “ruin her perfect life”. Assistant prosecutor Steven Knippen said in court: “Shortly, after murdering her daughter and placing her daughter in the dirt, and not even having the decency to cover it with a blanket, she sent two elated text messages: My belly is back, my belly is back.” The shocking verdict came after an eight-day trial during which jurors had to decide whether Richardson was just a frightened 17-year old who experienced a stillbirth or “a cold-blooded murderer”; and they chose the latter. The young defendant was sentenced to three years of basic supervision but will serve no more jail time. As part of the sentence she was set to spend seven days in the county jail, but Warren County Judge Donald Oda II credited her with time already served. Meanwhile, there are women of color sitting in jail for crimes they actually didn’t do. SMH. This story totally reeks of White privilege.
DING! DING! It's about to be very much on between Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian on the new season of their family's hit reality show. We've already documented one fight the sisters will apparently get in on an upcoming episode — and now we're here with footage from an even more explosive throwdown. In a clip from this Sunday's all-new Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim and Kourtney both share their sides of the story following their latest argument. As was previously teased (see link above), Kim thinks her older sister has been stealing her style and isn't exactly happy about it. Unfortunately, this feud comes at a very bad time because the loved ones are en route to an event honoring the late Robert Kardashian. Awkward! “Kim and I just got into the biggest fight. She was just going so crazy. She's sending me the meanest text messages, you would die,” Kourtney first tells friend Sarah Howard over the phone, adding: “She's like, 'You're the biggest ungrateful bitch.' So, then I said, 'God! You're such a petty woman.'” According to Kourtney, Kim alleges that the 40-year-old's stylist “pulled the nastiest clothes” for the latter's birthday party. In an attempt to ease the tension between her relatives, Khloe Kardashian makes a joke about the ongoing spat… and it doesn't accomplish her goal. As for the former Ray J sex tape star? She vents to Kris Jenner about the fight with Kourtney, saying to her mother in the footage featured here: “Basically, I got into the biggest fight with Kourtney today because she just is such a bitch. Like, on another level. So, I called Kourtney and Kourtney like screamed at me on the phone.” “Screamed at you?” Jenner replied in total shock, almost as if this entire conversation had not been scripted ahead of time. Meanwhile, back in Kourtney and Khloe's car, the Poosh.com founder explains how she told Kim to sort out her priorities. “I said, 'You're going to school to become a lawyer and help the world and these are the kinds of problems you have?'” Kourntey recounts. “And she's like, 'You're really a miserable human being and you keep not understanding the issue because you, all of a sudden, turn into such a humanitarian and talk about the world's issues — which you've not contributed one ounce to the world.'” (Editor's note: It really is true. Kim has claimed she wants to go to law school in order to continue pushing for nationwide prison reform.) Kim's response? You may wanna shield your children's eyes before reading it. “You f–kin' fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do s–t for the world and you f–king fake it all day long,” she yells. “And act like, 'Oh! There's people dying, Kim.' And what the f–k are you doing about it? So, shut the f–k up.” Keeping Up with the Kardashians returns with a new episode on Sunday, September 15 at 9/8c.
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Dora Madison Burge in her best rendition of a sex worker’s pose for her backpages ad (RIP)…and it clearly works because I never know who this bitch was before she started getting naked on INSTAGRAM within their terms and conditions so that she doesn’t get deleted…and now I know who she is. I don’t find her hot, but hot is in the eye of the pervert looking at a bitch. To some of us just seeing a girl stripped down and pouting her mouth like she’s shooting stills for her PORN DVD box, is exciting….I mean she looks better than most women you’ve had sex with…so hot is irrelevant….while naked and half naked is totally fucking relevant….so Dora Madison Burge is keeping busy staying more relevant than she’s ever been and all she had to do was show the people her tits….which should be outlined on every college application form…”SAVE YOUR MONEY SHOW THEM TITS IT WILL PAY OUT IN DIVIDENDS WHILE COLLEGE WILL GET YOU A JOB AT A VIDEO STORE AND VIDEO STORES DON’T EVEN EXIST ANYMORE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dora Madison Burge Still Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Elisha Cuthbert the “puck slut” as we call them here in Canada…cuz she only fucks hockey players… I just wrote an entire post on this nonsense and it god deleted because I suck at the internet… It was basically saying that Cuthbert, like all Canadian girls are Maple Syrup dick suckers, and are raised to believe that the most coveted man to get is the Hockey Player, they are deemed the God’s of Canada, and even in Elisha Cuthbert’s level of celebrity thanks to Canadian classics as Popular Science for kids, before going off to America to do cocaine with Paris Hilton, she’s still got it engrained in the core of who she is, that Hockey cock is the only cock for her….so like a cocktail waitress at the local super club, she has consistently thrown herself at hockey players…and now she’s throwing her 40 year old gunt at us… Years ago, since she’s from Montreal, I had this viral stunt idea to flash mob her family house in MONTREAL, to stage a memorial for her career, because all those years ago she was pretty much over…and has since done nothing of interest besides grow out the gunt…. Thanks to not liking to do anything, or put effort in anything to get attention from people…I never did it, I prefer to keep my real life nonsense to stories not videos, videos makes it seem like you’re trying too hard for approval and I genuinely can’t be bothered to put effort into yotuube or any social media…to get hits because I ultimately don’t care about the public opinion and just stick to my corner of the internet…looking at GUNTS and remembering what was…while everyone else has likely forgotten Elisha Cuthbert – as they should… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elisha Cuthbert Gunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hilary Duff brought out her nipples in some Lizzie McGuire revival, only this version of Lizzie McGuire is a 40 year old mom of two, which I think is doing to do wonderful thing for her core fans of loyal perverts that used to jack off to Lizzie McGuire and her animated alter-ego….and I guess kids that grew up on her, but there’s none of that here….we cater to old perverts with the Disney Channel and that’s unfortunate because losers talking to losers leads to more losing… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Hilary Duff Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Polina Edmunds bringing in the Figure Skating season strong…. Figure Skating, a sport I have jacked off to at least once, thanks to being from a pre-porn era of only having one TV channel because I preferred to spend my money on alcohol than Cable…and that one TV channel being Canadian would broadcast every Figure Skating competition on weekends….the time you’re laying on your couch hungover prepping to go out drinking again in a few hours…that downtime moment of asses being flashed in panty upskirts to choreographed song….athleticism but not overly athletic like those midget Gymnasts…still ladylike which you can’t find anywhere anymore, not even tennis….memories of being a pervert in a simpler time…. While now, these girls bring the slut off the ice as much as on the ice – making them worthy of jacking off to on all platforms…like this Polina Edmunds JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Figure Skater in Tight Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
