Shailene Woodley is still saving the oceans…one pussy dance at a time.. This is some weirdness weirding me out. A dance video featuring all of her bikini clad friends, set to some song that I guess is a trendy song…but that I’ve never heard before cuz I am old. I assume that this is her TIKTOK as that is the new platform that matters on social media and it is th new platform for talent to rise to the top and end up on YOUTUBE making 100 million dollars a year… Just a weirdly shot boat video – doing her activism of Plastics in the Ocean, despite the real enemy in the Plastics war is big business, not the public deciding to not use single use plastic…that’ll show them….since ocean pollution is made up of 1% single use plastic and 99% plastics from other industries….know your enemy people. But I get it – don’t buy anything with plastic, and convince everyone you know to do the same, and the world will still produce as much plastic, and put that plastic in everything, cuz the individual will always lose to big business. NOT TO MENTION…America is a big polluter and all, but there are many other countries producing their own pollution and basically we need to accept the world is going to implode – one plastic straw at a time. All this to say, Shailene Woodley and her friends direct some pretty awkward and uncomfortable music videos. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Shailene Woodley Pussy Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Shailene Woodley is still saving the oceans…one pussy dance at a time.. This is some weirdness weirding me out. A dance video featuring all of her bikini clad friends, set to some song that I guess is a trendy song…but that I’ve never heard before cuz I am old. I assume that this is her TIKTOK as that is the new platform that matters on social media and it is th new platform for talent to rise to the top and end up on YOUTUBE making 100 million dollars a year… Just a weirdly shot boat video – doing her activism of Plastics in the Ocean, despite the real enemy in the Plastics war is big business, not the public deciding to not use single use plastic…that’ll show them….since ocean pollution is made up of 1% single use plastic and 99% plastics from other industries….know your enemy people. But I get it – don’t buy anything with plastic, and convince everyone you know to do the same, and the world will still produce as much plastic, and put that plastic in everything, cuz the individual will always lose to big business. NOT TO MENTION…America is a big polluter and all, but there are many other countries producing their own pollution and basically we need to accept the world is going to implode – one plastic straw at a time. All this to say, Shailene Woodley and her friends direct some pretty awkward and uncomfortable music videos. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Shailene Woodley Pussy Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
At first I thought this photo of Scarlett Johansson was an ad for Deep Vein Thrombosis awareness….DON’T FUCKING SIT ON A PLANE TOO LONG GET UP AND STRETCH IT IS A REAL FUCKING ISSUE…. I had no idea that SCARJO had a stupid fucking full back tattoo like some trailer trash in Florida who has decided to Full-Time in her RV now that work at the strip club has dried up. Only the trash in Florida is more tolerable…..yes it’s that bad. I bought into the SCARJO is hot narrative the media shoved down our throats back in 2005 when she was getting started, but I was quick to realize they were lying to us, we were being told a storyline that was just FAKE NEWS….you know to sell movies, to get bigger budgets…it’s an industry that relies on brain washing idiots. So 15 years later, her ass in a bating suit on the beach, is about as garbage as I’d expect, you know as a celebrity who is still working, you’d think her days would be spent trying to deal with those thighs, but instead…she’s just like “I’m SCARJO – I CAN DO NO WRONG – THEY ALL LOVE ME”…and that level comfort led to complacency and complacency led to cottage cheese ass….I realize she’s 40 but that’s no fucking excuse…do better, work harder, you slacker getting ready for your LIVE ACTION MUPPET role as Miss Piggy. I guess the surprising thing in this is that her Boyfriend isn’t black. Black dude love this kind of thick blonde pussy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Scarlett Johansson Old Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ok January Jones with the ass shot for Instagram being all thotty.. I unfortunately followed her a while ago, not because I bought into the hype around her, or cared about her, or thought she was hot. I have never seen her in a movie or TV show, she barely exists to me, but for some reason I’ve been exposed to her updates, often times promoting her tits, and it’s been pretty fucking lame… Maybe it is because as a drunkenstepfather I’ve created some innate or deep rooted ability to spot out the single moms, because the ONLY thing I know about January Jones is that she got knocked up by a rich guy she shouldn’t have got knocked up by, and they had an agreement, at least financial that she’d never expose him, so long as he pays her child support…so no one will ever know who thee dad is, maybe not even the kid, which I guess is expected by kids who have moms who dress like this in public….it reminds me of growing up with this white trash family that lived above the corner store, I didn’t know it at the time but found out later, that the mom was a single mom because she was a legit sex worker, from stripper to whore and when I’d go over to their house she’d be walking around in lingerie after getting fucked for money….I’d even see the johns and thought the whole thing was weird but at 10 had no idea what was really going on…but I am sure her kids knew….cuz if I’m here thinking she’s a whore….like January Jones in this outfit….the kid definitely knows… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post January Jones Thotty Behaviour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Courtesy WeTV / Courtesy WeTV “Beyond The Pole” Dancer Ling Ling Threatens To Quit Show After Dealing With Eviction Life as a dancer shouldn’t be so rough! A brand new episode of “Beyond The Pole” airs on WeTV Thursday and we’ve got an exclusive clip for your viewing pleasure. This one is kinda tough to watch, as one of the dancers Ling Ling has gotten into a pretty tough predicament. Check it out below: Here’s more of what you can expect from the episode: Ling Ling’s shocking breakdown forces her to turn to a friend. Angel Kake’s niece is lured into life as an exotic dancer. Stormy hosts a ladies mixer, but it quickly turns left when Lea Lea arrives & Stormy unleashes her wrath. BEYOND THE POLE- “A Little Stormy In The Mix”- Airs Thursday, August 15th at 10/11C on WeTV
Source: WENN.com / WENN Karlie Redd Tells BOSSIP About Her Book, Sex Toy Line During the 2019 National Association of Black Journalists (NABJ) Conference BOSSIP ran into a familiar face. Karlie Redd was on hand for the Author Showcase where she was promoting her new novel “EVEn Exchange.” Unbeknownst to many, Karlie wrote the fiction book back in college and always dreamt of having it read by “Sex Chronicles” author Zane. Fast forward to present day and the famed author’s given Karlie her blessing, not only EDITING it and PUBLISHING it but calling the book that dropped in July a “poignant, cautionary tale.” It’s filled with of course of steamy sex scenes, but also tells the story of a woman named Eve who takes back her power after she seduced by a rich man with a scandalous secret. Each chapter is about Eve finally getting revenge after she’s messily manipulated. According to Karlie, she was shocked when Zane agreed to take on the book and she couldn’t be happier with the end result. View this post on Instagram Book Signing For My Book “Even Exchange” Link in Bio Bit.Ly/KARLIEBOOK It’s juicy! Thanks To My Team @planetzane & @araitjusticebooks Glam Hair @rare_billions MUA @bbeautifulwoman Dress Sold At MERCI www.merciyou.com A post shared by KarlieRedd (@iamkarlieredd) on Jul 26, 2019 at 10:18am PDT “What I gave her had like ripped pages, it was a journal, a notebook and she took it and said, “I’m gonna edit this and when I come back I’ll publish it for you. Dreams do come true! I’m officially an author, I’m at NABJ!” She also told BOSSIP all about her new Doc Johnson sex toy deal. As previously reported Karlie raked in $300,000 to replicate her a$$ets and seasoned lady bits for pleasure products that “feel like the real thing.” According to Karlie who’s a certified sexologist her toys are all about inclusivity and she thinks women, black women, in particular, should proudly own their sexuality. “I sell all toys for the guys and the girls,” said Karlie. “I got your pocket rockets, your dildos—everything! We especially as black women I feel like we shy away from owning our sexuality whereas men—I seen something today where Blueface said he sex with 1,000 women. So why as women we can’t say, “This is how you suck d***. Lemme teach you so we can have one up.” She also told BOSSIP her top sex tips for women and encouraged women to kegel so they can have “wet sex”. She also stressed the importance of checking the osmolality of lubricants while getting smashed to smithereens. “Be careful of the lubricants that you use, make sure the lubricants are around 285 osmolality.” The certified sexologist is right, lubes with at least a 285 osmolality prevent vaginal dryness as they have the same hydration levels as the cells of vaginal tissue—major key. If you want more sex tips from Karlie Redd, she’s traveling the country teaching sex-courses, check out her social media pages for more info. Will YOU be buying Karlie’s book and sex toys??? View this post on Instagram My First Award As An Author For My Book “Even Exchange” Thank you #NationalAssociationOfBlackJournalist @Kiedra24 @jeffnoelspeaks Kenya @jemelehill @russell.motley & To All Who Purchased Out On All Outlets Amazon Kindle A post shared by KarlieRedd (@iamkarlieredd) on Aug 11, 2019 at 4:15pm PDT
View this post on Instagram Real Hot girl shit A post shared by Hot Girl Meg (@theestallion) on Aug 12, 2019 at 4:09pm PDT Meg & Jordyn Link Up, Blow Up Internet We’re completely obsessed with baddie BFFs Jordyn & Meg who linked up in LA for a hot girl hootenanny that had all the valuable content we deserve: hot girls singing in cars, hot girls dancing, hot girls bonding over hair and hot girl photoshoots. WHEW, a MOMENT that we’re sure made Kylie Jenner punch the air along with the rest of Jordyn’s frustrated haters forced to watch her rise to untouchable queendom. Megan & @jordynwoods in LA today pic.twitter.com/L0UoMBzogz — Megan Daily (@HottieSource) August 12, 2019 Peep the best (and funniest) reactions To Jordyn & Meg’s Hot Girl Hootenanny on the flip.
