Remember Angie Harmon. Me Neither. Baywatch Nights was her claim to fame….even though Baywatch Nights should be no one’s claim to fame…the off shoot / spinoff of Baywatch where Hasselhoff is a Private Detective by night, dealing in the supernatural, to compete with X-Files…because being a lifeguard lacked stimulation…brilliant…so brilliant that Angie Harmon hatched from it…even if it was more of a still birth…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Angie Harmon TIts of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Doutzen Kroes is a mom of a bunch of kids… She’s been fired from Victoria’s Secret for over a decade now…yes she’s old… She spends her policing her DJ husband and baby daddy, not because he’s black, that’d be racist to say that a black person needs to be policed… He needs to be policed because his model wife he married is old as shit in model years, is zero high profile now that she’s been ousted and forced to retire….a fraction of who she was when they met… He needs to be policed because being a 40 year old DJ who makes millions in Ibiza is still someone 20 year old hot chicks want to fuck…and replacing DOUTZEN would be easy. She lacks confidence, knows she is old, and posts butt shots for praise but that butt looks like a mom butt cuz it is one…..maybe it’s time for another hobby… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Doutzen Kroes Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Phanumars Thunrittisa / EyeEm / Getty Gas Station Attendant Berates Hispanic Woman With Racist Chant An a$$hole in Naperville, Illinois echoed the same rhetoric that Donald Trump so richly basked in during his KKKampaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina earlier this week. The gas station employee is seen on the following viral video berating Hispanic women and telling them to “go back where they come from”. Don’t take our word for it, press play below. Can you imagine how much worse it will get if Trump wins another election? Please go vote.
Last month, Anfisa Nava conquered at ther very first bodybuilding competition . She’s always looked good in a bikini, but she went through a radical body transformation to qualify and to win. Now, Anfisa is clapping back at body-shamers who tell her that she’s too muscular. People have tried to say all sorts of things about Anfisa’s new figure, as if it were their business. Clearly, she has been aware of these critics all along. “They say ‘Muscles make you look manly’…” Anfisa’s caption begins. She continues: “I personally have never felt more feminine and happy than I do now.” Hey, good for her! “It’s all about how you feel on the inside,” Anfisa correctly affirms. “And not what you look like on the outside.” That’s true with self-confidence, gender expression, and so much more. “All shapes and sizes can be beautiful,” she accurately states. Anfisa notes that this beauty is possible “as long as you live in harmony with yourself.” That’s a really encouraging message — especially from someone whose recent body transformation was so dramatic. Right on the heels of her victory, it would be easy for Anfisa to ignore hateful comments. Instead, she’s reminding everyone that what is or is not “girly” is incredbily subjective. Anfisa herself is clearly over the moon about her recent awards. “To be honest I still can’t believe I won every class I competed in last weekend,” Anfisa gushed. “Only when I look at the photos and my trophies,” she admitted. “I realize that it actually happened!” Anfisa’s bodybuilding was a means to an end — and also something to pass the time while Jorge remains in prison. But some people didn’t like the look on her body. They felt that she looked too lean, or too muscular, or both. Those same people decided to be very vocal about their opinions on social media. Having a strong opinion one way or the other on someone’s appearance is mostly normal. Trying to make that opinion Anfisa’s problem by tell her about it is not okay. It’s not like she’s gonna f–k you either way. Anfisa’s diet comes down to what she eats and how much of it. She has explained that she trimmed down by making food herself instead of going out to eat. Anfisa then coupled that with ecercise to build muscle. The final and most difficult step was a non-sustainable starvation diet undertaken in the days before the competition. That was the diet that made her muscles especially visible. Now that the competition is over, Anfisa is on a “reverse-diet” to try to restore some of her body’s energy reserves. It wasn’t so many months ago — last December, really — that this was just an idea in Anfisa’s mind. She worked hard and made it happen. It looks like she could have a real future in this bodybuilding “hobby” that she chose for herself. Of course, in only about 13 months, her husband Jorge may be released from prison. (That is expected, but he may have to wait a few months longer than that) Anfisa may want to keep up with her career after he comes home, or she may not. Either way, more power to her. View Slideshow: Anfisa Nava Trashes Body-Shamers, Preps for Bodybuilding Competition
It’s only mid-July, but all over the country, school districts are shortening breaks in favor of longer school years. And so, in some areas of the South (Where their summer breaks tend to start and end earlier.), it’s already back-to-school season. Most kids are probably pretty bummed about starting school in mid-July — but we’re guessing Kaiser Griffith and Maryssa Eason are pretty okay with it. Yes, it’s hard to believe he’s growing up so fast, but little Kaiser began kindergarten this week. Jenelle posted photos of Kai’s first day of kindergarten and Maryssa’s first day of 7th grade on her Instagram page this week. “#FirstDayOfSchool,” she captioned the pics. “These kiddos are getting so big, so fast!” Jenelle continued, adding the hashtags, “#BittersweetMoments #Motivated and #SchoolDays.” Some fans were taken aback that Jenelle’s kids start school so early in the summer. Others, of course, are still in shock that she was able to regain custody of Kaiser and Maryssa . Yes, as we’re sure you know, Evans lost custody of three of her kids following a CPS investigation back in May. The shocking decision to dismiss the case did not go over well on social media — which is no great surprise, what with the kids being returned to a home with a psychopath who’s known to shoot and kill beloved pets during his infamous temper tantrums. Jenelle’s comments section is a curated space these days, with the disgraced former reality star devoting a lot of time to deleting negative comments. But clearly, she didn’t catch them all — or consider the fact that folks on other social media platforms can still discuss her pics with impunity. “Ummm I thought you coparented with everyone fine? Where is his Father & WTF kind of school/parents would let this guy around their kids?” asked Twitter user @anon_mafioso, remarking on Nathan Griffith’s absence from the photos “You should be thankful you even get to see those kids,” Instagrammer shesworthwords commented. That one pretty much sums up the general feeling toward Jenelle getting her children back. She made it clear from the start that she considers herself the victim of an appalling injustice and feels that her kids were taken from her as the result of a smear campaign coordinated by the media and her family. This, obviously, is batsh-t thinking, but it’s what we’ve come to expect from Jenelle. We just hope that she occasionally takes some time out from her self-pity to consider the fact that is indeed quite lucky to have her kids returned to her — and she should do everything in her power to provide a safe and stable environment for them, so that they need not be uprooted again. View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans: The Cops Are LYING! David Shot the Dog to Save Our Daughter! (Exclusive)
For reasons that no one can quite understand, Cats debuted its trailer this week. The star-studded ensemble cast includes the likes of Jennifer Hudson, Taylor Swift, and Dame Judi Dench. (And Idris Elba, and Sir Ian McKellen, and Rebel Wilson, and Jason Derulo … it's quite a list) The trailer for the film is nothing short of unnerving. A lot of people like the idea of human-cat hybrids – they appear across all sorts of fiction. But apparently a bunch of humanoid motion-capture cats who are the sizes of real cats is a little much. Twitter lost its mind, and the online responses are perhaps as entertaining as the trailer itself was unsettling. 1. Do you want to have nightmares? Because watching a bunch of familiar people play anthropomorphic cats who are also the size of real cats is a great way to have nightmares. 2. Oh no!! A lot of people were weirded out by seeing a furry Jigglypuff in Detective Pikachu (jiggly is a BALLOON Pokemon and, as such, should have been smooth). But that’s nothing compared to what’s happened to Dame Judi Dench here. 3. Same energy One of the best episodes of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and also one of the most memorable involves the gang putting on a deeply unsettling musical. But even the creepiness of the Nightman gets overshadowed by the horror of Cats. 4. The trailer needs some warnings Do not mix with marijuana, folks. We’re guessing that this could go for a number of other substances, too. 5. Wait …. what if they play it in theaters? Most of us watched the Cats trailer with some warning of what we were getting into, thanks to social media. Imagine being an innocent theater goer and then this deeply cursed trailer plays. 6. We really are in a golden age of horror films All clowns are vile, so it doesn’t take much to turn one into a horror villain. It takes true art to turn beloved cats into something this unnerving. View Slideshow
At this point, the “OG” in Teen Mom OG is more of a suggestion than a hard-and-fast rule. After all, none of the cast members who have joined the show since Farrah Abraham’s departure have met the “original girl” requirement — hell, Cheyenne Floyd wasn’t even a teen mom! But as Cheyenne proved, a likable personality is far more important than strict compliance with the original premise of the series. And so, when seeking out a replacement for Bristol Palin — who quit the show after one season — and possibly Amber Portwood — who seems likely to be fired in the very next season — producers are less concerned with sticking to the rules than with finding a mom fans can identify with. And it seems the search has led them straight to Mackenzie McKee. Mackenzie was one of the cast members on the short-lived Teen Mom 3, and she’s currently in sort of a limbo-state, having apparently toined TMOG on a part-time basis. McKee was at the taping of this year’s Teen Mom OG reunion show, and she’ll reportedly appear in the final episodes of the current season. And while longtime viewers — and Mackenzie’s new co-stars — might take issue with the decision, it seems Ms. McKee will have plenty to offer in terms of drama. For starters, Mackenzie’s mother is battling cancer . Angie Douthit has become an inspirational figure to many in recent years, and the show will focus largely on her fight for her life. But it will also devote a good deal of time to Mackenzie’s tumultuous relationship with husband Josh McKee. “Mackenzie’s scenes will be an update on her crazy life,” an insider told Radar. “Viewers will find out what’s going on with her marriage to Josh and how they’re working through their ugly past,” the source adds. “It will follow them getting along and figuring things out.” The couple has had lots of ups and downs over the years, including accusations of infidelity. These days, they’re still together, but it seems their history is even uglier than we realized — and the show promises to fill us in on all that. It will also feature some physical action with screen time devoted to Josh’s love for bucking broncos. “Josh rodeoing will appear on the season,” says the source. Speaking of animals, McKee’s alleged abuse of pets has some fans promising to boycott the show if she’s added to the cast on a full-time basis. On top of that, she might have trouble wining over her castmates, several of whom have made it clear that they would prefer that their bosses not replace Bristol . “No new friends,” Maci Bookout quipped when asked about the possibility of a new cast member. “If it’s not broke don’t fix it! #TeenMomOG #JustSaying,” Catelynn Lowell tweeted when the news of McKee’s casting brokw. When a fan wrote, “I didn’t realize you’re such a mean girl,” Mackenzie responded, “Same.” Catelynn later explained, “It has NOTHING to do with Mackenzie at all! It’s with the ppl that don’t explain what’s happening. I welcome anyone just think MTV would tell us not find out online.” As you can see from the pic above, Mackenzie appears to have patched up her differences with the Baltierras. Hopefully, she’ll find it just as easy to win over skeptical fans.
Zack Carpinello is about to go from arm candy to featured player. Are you ready, MTV viewers? You probably have a few months to get yourselves there. Back in April, Carpinello made his relationship with Jenni “JWOWW” Farley Instagram official, making it evident to the world that the pair were knocking the proverbal boots. Which is to say they were in a committed romantic that likely involved sexual intercourse. The veteran Jersey Shore star and her professional wrestler of a boyfriend shared a photo at the time of the two of them stuck in traffic, trying to make it to Harry Potter world. This confirmation came days after Farley teased that was involved with a younger mystery man, posing a rather intimate photo of herself and Carpinello in bed. Fast forward a few months now and it appears as if Jenni and this attractive boy toy are going strong. So strong, in fact, that Carpinello will eventually appear on episodes of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation. “They’re pretty much living together because he stays at her house all the time,” an insider tells Radar Online, adding: “They really do not spend any time apart from each other and Jenni is excited for her fans to get to know him.” Farley, of course, is coming off an extremely ugly split from husband Roger Mathews. The two share a pair of young children together and engaged in such an ugly altercation back in December that cops were called to the scene and a restraining order was granted against Mathews. He then went on Instagram and trashing the living Hell out of his estranged wife… … only for Jenni fire back and accuse Mathews of abuse. He basically admitted to having gotten physical with her in the past via an open letter to JWOWW that we summarized here: View Slideshow: Roger Mathews Pens Letter to Jenni Farley, Admits to Abuse Ugly stuff all around, that much is certain. Which is why we’re so happy Jenni now appears to have found true love once again. “He makes her feel so beautiful and so special,” Radar writes of Carpinello. “They are very much in love and have been discussing their plans for a long life together, including the possibility of kids.” Jenni officially filed for divorce from Roger Mathews in September of 2018, three years after they exchanged vows. The estranged couple shares a five-year old daughter and a three-year old son, the latter of whom has been diagnosed as Autistic. According to Farley, this diagnosis has created an insurmountable wedge between herself and Mathews. View Slideshow: Roger Mathews and Jenni Farley: WTH Happened That Night?!?
