Category Archives: Bikini

Gizele Oliveira Is The Hottest

Since you know how much I like finding new hotties to fall in love with over the Internet, here’s my latest discovery: Gizele Oliveira . According to my research, Gizele’s from Brazil, like practically 90% of the hotties I post on this site. But apparently she also calls herself a blogger, which instantly makes her the hottest blogger in the world (present company excluded, of course). See? I always knew we were meant for each other. And by always, I mean ever since I first saw her 10 minutes ago. I’d better go upstairs and tell my mom the good news. » view all 24 photos Continue reading

Gigi Hadid Bikini Pictures

I know I said earlier I would ban Gigi Hadid from the site for dating that douche Cody Simpson, but that was before I saw these candids of her in a bikini at the beach. I’m not a huge fan of this style because it leaves the worst tan lines, but Gigi is a hot enough to pull it off. On another note, who dates anyone with the name Cody? » view all 11 photos           Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Hethielly Beck’s Booty Perfection

Brazilian babe Hethielly Beck is back and proving that she may have one of the greatest butts around. I just spent the last 10 minutes inspecting it and I can assure you that it’s absolutely perfect. There is not one thing wrong with it other than it does’t have my face planted in between her cheeks. » view all 11 photos           Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Anna Sophia Berglund Belongs On The Beach

According to the archives, I did my first post on Anna Sophia Berglund here almost three whole years ago, and then we haven’t seen the former Playboy Playmate since. And while I’m getting a little sad just thinking about all the great bikini and lingerie pictures we’ve probably missed, better late than never I guess. So here’s Anna Sophia doing a new bikini shoot at the beach, and here’s her Instagram to help you catch up on what she’s been up to these past few years. Just take it slow, you can’t make up for that much lost time all at once. Believe me, I tried. And now I’m sitting here with an ice pack down my sweatpants. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Ildiko Ferenczi Bikini Pictures

Since you guys seemed to dig those shots of Ildiko Ferenczi so much the last time, and more importantly, since I did too, here’s another set of drool-worthy bikini pictures from the Canadian hottie. I’m still trying to figure out if Ildiko’s future ex-wife material though, because contrary to popular opinion, I don’t Twitter propose to just anyone — it’s more like 90%. See, I’m looking for more than just a killer bikini body. I’m also looking for a girl I can take home to mom. …Because she lives upstairs, remember? » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Charlie Riina Belongs In A Bikini

Here’s hot model Charlie Riina back at the beach with another killer bikini shoot. And I first introduced you perverts to Charlie a few weeks back , but for those of you who already forget who she is, I don’t blame you. I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure a body this good can cause temporary memory loss. I mean, after just a few seconds of looking at these pictures, I already forgot what I had planned for the rest of the day. Oh well. I guess I’ll just have to keep sitting here drooling over the Canadian hottie/former Playboy model instead. This could be my most productive work day yet. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Irina Shayk Belongs In A Bikini

I don’t know why we don’t get more photoshoots like this one from Irina Shayk . I mean, for my money, she’s hands-down one of the hottest women in the world. But for some reason, it’s been at least a couple months since I last did a post on her. And all I know is, in an ideal world, we’d be getting a new bikini photoshoot from Irina every other day. Then again, I’d also be married to Irina while simultaneously dating the rest of the Victoria’s Secret Angels, but for right now, I’d settle for just one of those dreams coming true. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Alessia Tedeschi’s Booty Belongs On The Beach

Since I know how much you guys appreciate the regular updates on my (non-existent) love life, no, I still haven’t been able to score a date with Italian model/actress/internationally-renowned pants fire Alessia Tedeschi yet. No matter how many birthday wishes I’ve used up. But I have been able to land something almost as good: another set of bikini pictures of Alessia showing off her perfect booty at the beach. And if you ask me, that’s a pretty good consolation prize. Enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Alessia Tedeschi’s Booty Belongs On The Beach

Since I know how much you guys appreciate the regular updates on my (non-existent) love life, no, I still haven’t been able to score a date with Italian model/actress/internationally-renowned pants fire Alessia Tedeschi yet. No matter how many birthday wishes I’ve used up. But I have been able to land something almost as good: another set of bikini pictures of Alessia showing off her perfect booty at the beach. And if you ask me, that’s a pretty good consolation prize. Enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Kerrie McMahon Bikini Pictures

I’ve done a few posts on Kerrie McMahon by now, and considering the only thing I know about her is that she’s got a drool-worthy booty, I figured I should probably get to know her a little better before I start planning our future divorce. So I did some research and it turns out Kerrie’s originally from Ireland and that she used to be a school teacher before she moved to LA to become a model. And even though I’m sure an entire classroom full of Irish dads would disagree, I think that was a great call. Because forget teachers, if there’s one thing the world needs more of, it’s hot bikini models. Now that’s a true noble profession. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading