Category Archives: Bikini

Anastasia Nova and Samantha Gill’s Bikini Goodness

I don’t know a whole lot about Anastasia Nova and Samantha Gill , besides the usual — that they’re models and “actresses” and whatever else hot nobodies call themselves on their resumes. But this pair of bikini hotties are definitely my new fantasy after this beach shoot. Of course, as a pasty blogger, everyone knows I’m allergic to the sun and spending more than 5 minutes at a time outdoors, but I’d be willing to risk it to be the Tuna in this hottie sandwich. Enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Anastasia Nova and Samantha Gill’s Bikini Goodness

I don’t know a whole lot about Anastasia Nova and Samantha Gill , besides the usual — that they’re models and “actresses” and whatever else hot nobodies call themselves on their resumes. But this pair of bikini hotties are definitely my new fantasy after this beach shoot. Of course, as a pasty blogger, everyone knows I’m allergic to the sun and spending more than 5 minutes at a time outdoors, but I’d be willing to risk it to be the Tuna in this hottie sandwich. Enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Anastasia Nova and Samantha Gill’s Bikini Goodness

I don’t know a whole lot about Anastasia Nova and Samantha Gill , besides the usual — that they’re models and “actresses” and whatever else hot nobodies call themselves on their resumes. But this pair of bikini hotties are definitely my new fantasy after this beach shoot. Of course, as a pasty blogger, everyone knows I’m allergic to the sun and spending more than 5 minutes at a time outdoors, but I’d be willing to risk it to be the Tuna in this hottie sandwich. Enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Anastasia Nova and Samantha Gill’s Bikini Goodness

I don’t know a whole lot about Anastasia Nova and Samantha Gill , besides the usual — that they’re models and “actresses” and whatever else hot nobodies call themselves on their resumes. But this pair of bikini hotties are definitely my new fantasy after this beach shoot. Of course, as a pasty blogger, everyone knows I’m allergic to the sun and spending more than 5 minutes at a time outdoors, but I’d be willing to risk it to be the Tuna in this hottie sandwich. Enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Elizabeth Chevalier Bikini Pictures

I don’t know too much more about Elizabeth Chevalier than I did the last time we saw her, but I guess she’s not taking me up on my offer to move in with me (and my mom) in exchange for help furthering her modelling career. Especially since she seems to have figured out that all she has to do is continue to show up with super-hot bikini photoshoots like this one and I’ll post them anyway. What can I say? I’m a sucker for a perfect booty. You win this round, Elizabeth. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Elizabeth Chevalier Bikini Pictures

I don’t know too much more about Elizabeth Chevalier than I did the last time we saw her, but I guess she’s not taking me up on my offer to move in with me (and my mom) in exchange for help furthering her modelling career. Especially since she seems to have figured out that all she has to do is continue to show up with super-hot bikini photoshoots like this one and I’ll post them anyway. What can I say? I’m a sucker for a perfect booty. You win this round, Elizabeth. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Lauren Stoner’s Booty Belongs In A Bikini

It’s time to take a little break from all the Super Bowl party hotness to get back to our regularly-scheduled programming of hotties in bikinis. So here’s model/former reality star  Lauren Stoner partying at the beach. And actually, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her anywhere else. Not that I’m complaining, of course. Because this is the second-best place for her to be 24/7, assuming hanging out in my mom’s basement in a bikini isn’t an option. And I’m pretty sure it’s not. I’ve asked nicely and everything. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Kerrie McMahon’s Sweet Juicy Booty

I’ve never heard of Kerrie McMahon before, but she seems like a nice young lady and one that I’d like to get to know. I spent a minute trying to find out more about her and I came up with nothing. However, I do know she likes to take care of that fine juicy booty of hers and that’s pretty much the only quality I look for in a woman. I’m easy to please. » view all 12 photos               Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Jessica Alba’s Sweet Booty In A Bikini Goes Social

It’s our lucky day when Jessica Alba posts her sweet ass in a bikini on social media. I was starting to think that she was done with the sexy and didn’t really care for my MILF title of the year, but something has changed and I’m happy for it. Damn, I want to take a bite out of that delicious tush.               Continue reading

Nikki Lund Bikini Pictures

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to need a cold shower of my own after seeing these pictures of Nikki Lund rinsing off after a day of surfing at the beach. I always forget why Nikki’s famous enough to have her own entourage of paparazzi following her around, but I’m definitely glad they made sure to catch this. Because if you ask me, with perfect form like that, Nikki should really think about going pro — at showering for the cameras, that is. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading