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Limp Bizkit’s First U.S. Tour In Nearly A Decade Will Be ‘Big’

Lineup includes Ice Cube, Method Man and Redman, others. By James Montgomery Limp Bizkit Photo: MTV News In many ways, Limp Bizkit’s upcoming Gold Cobra album is about coming full circle. It’s their first studio album to feature the full lineup in more than 10 years, not to mention a return to the band’s big, Billboard- dominating sound of the late ’90s. So, somewhat fittingly, they’re promoting it with a full summer tour, the group’s first stretch of U.S. dates in nine-plus years. In keeping with the familiar Bizkit vibe, they’re bringing some old friends along for the ride. Ice Cube will join them for the majority of the dates (replacing Snoop Dogg, who was announced for the tour but has since dropped off) and, according to frontman Fred Durst, Cube’s not the only special guest Limp Bizkit will have on hand. “This is our first U.S. tour in — obviously — many, many years, so we wanted it to be big,” he told MTV News last week. “Method Man and Redman [will be on] on some dates … some other bands too. We’re excited. We’re just going to keep rocking.” Bizkit fans might remember that Ice Cube starred in “The Longshots,” the 2008 film directed by Durst. Meth and Red have worked with the band in the past: Both rappers appeared on the song “Rollin’ (Urban Assault Vehicle),” from 2000’s Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water, ) and Meth famously collaborated with the band on “N 2 Gether Now,” a hit single from LB’s Significant Other album. And though Limp Bizkit have begun touring in earnest in support of the album, they’re most looking forward to the summer jaunt. Because with that tour &#8212 kicking off on July 3 in Holmdel, New Jersey &#8212 and the acts they’re taking on the road with them, Durst and Co. hope to hammer home the fact that they’re back and better than ever &#8212 and so are their friends. “Personally, I feel like a lot of rockers don’t necessarily go see the urban artists they like at urban concerts,” Durst said. “I think it’d be nice to bring the urban artist to the rock place, so they can be in their comfort zone and see some other type of acts.” Limp Bizkit’s Gold Cobra tour dates, according to the band’s label:

Nana Farted – An Existential Journey to the Center of the Internet (Video)

Filed under: Humor , Videos , Weird YouTube is a many splendored thing. You can find just about any facet of human life broadcast to the masses. We could literally say anything and it would probably be on YouTube. Pigeons dancing? Probably. Nuns rapping? Yeah, sure. Babies vomiting? Definitely . So, when we randomly landed on a video in which a precocious kid set up a camera to catch his grandmother farting , we had to ask ourselves: is this what we’ve come to? Sitting in front of a computer, wondering if, in fact, this little scoundrel knew his nana would come into the room and, moreover, audibly pass gas? Like, why is that in our brain? But, really, how did this kid know ? Share previously:// Animals Reacting To Farts [VIDEOS!]

Is Supreme Court Nominee Elena Kagan Really a Lesbian? [Closet Cases]

This morning President Obama nominated Solicitor General Elena Kagan to be on the Supreme Court . But few people are talking about her qualifications. They only want to know if she’s into the ladies. Let’s look at the facts, shall we? More

Rihanna’s Tour — More Hardcore Sexploits

Rihanna ‘s new tour is showing off a harder, edgier and sexier side to the former good girl gone bad! The 22-year-old’s Last Girl on Earth tour has the Mickey Mouse helmet-clad diva riding pink tanks and straddling microphones while wearing the current… Read more

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Jenna Jameson Bikini to Follow-Up her Publicity Stunt of the Day

For those of you who jerk off to pornstars but don’t worry about what pornstars do in their personal life, you may not have heard that Tito Ortiz “Beat the Fuck” out of Jenna Jameson, even though I based on her pussy, the Fuck Beat the Hell out of her long before Tito entered the picture and made her cold, dead, rotten uterus some twins, with the help of fertility medication, because when you’re a whore, your reproductive organs beat to a different “i wish i used condoms now I have pre-cancerous HPV” drum…. That said, it was her way of getting picked up in the media, because she’s no longer doing the one thing she knew how to do to make money, and she’s probably pretty bored and tired from raising kids, when up until this point the only level of responsiblity she had to take for herself was to take load on her face instead of inside her….. Now she’s “rekindled” with her man, her fake injury washed off in the shower, and the paparazzi were hired to take some pics of her dumpy mom body that you all jerked off to over the last decade, in a bikini, which isn’t that interesting, since googling her name will bring up archive videos of her life that involved things being inserted in her cunt. Good times. Here are some pics of her playing “mother” because “mothers” don’t have prescription pill adictions or come from abusive homes…bullshit….at least she’s in a bikini reminding us all that she’s really let herself go and lost whatever her scummy ass once had. Enjoy. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Auction Off Your Virginity and Become a Reality TV Star!

American television producers pride themselves in bursting through reality barriers: They will supply a washed-up rock star with the closest thing to a legally-permitted harem, capture each devastating phase of addiction for viewers’ pleasure, and enlist overweight contestants to starve themselves for a cash prize. Basically, you name a shame-laden activity, and American producers are quick to capitalize on it….which is why it was so surprising to hear today that our home of the free is not responsible for a new reality television show that auctions off the virginity of a few fame-hungry contestants.

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Is Supreme Court Nominee Elena Kagan a Lesbian? [Closet Cases]

This morning President Obama nominated Solicitor General Elena Kagan to be on the Supreme Court . But few people are talking about her qualifications. They only want to know if she’s into the ladies. Let’s look at the facts, shall we? More

Blossom vs. Debbie Gibson: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Mayim Bialik , Debbie Gibson Former ” Blossom ” child star Mayim Bialik , 34, and former teen pop singer Debbie Gibson , 39, showed off their adult selves at the same event in L.A. this weekend. Question is … Read more

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Violet Kowal is Mel Gibson’s Polish Porn Girlfriend of the Day

This bitch is on of Mel Gibson’s mail-order, fall of communism, Eastern European brides, because Mel Gibson loves these communists, probably because he gets to play dictator on their pussies and they don’t ask questions, allowing him to play out his Nazi Hitler fantasies…and really who fucking cares…dude should be able to fuck whoever the fuck he wants to fuck and should be left alone….but instead of taking ownership on banging this 26 year old, his people denied her claims that they had “steamy sex” with Mel Gibson 8 times at his Malibu house and Santa Monica office at least 8 times, so she took a lie detector and passed, because based on her look, I assume anyone would fuck her 8 steamy times if they had the chance…. Apparently, she has some ties to the porn industry, I don’t really know what they are, but I am not surprised because that is why she’s not still in Poland and has managed to make her way to America to live the American Dream, cuz everyone knows the only way out of the iron curtain is through the sex trade….and who really cares, if I was Mel Gibson I’d be fucking everything I could, and if I was her, I’d probably be fucking Mel Gibson too, partially because he’s huge in Poland as Lethal Weapon just hit the theaters there and all my Polish friends would be so envious, but also because a disaster of a person like this is easy to move in on and ride to the fuckin’ top of the tabloid fame which is really the only way for an immigrant smut peddler to take it to the next level…. Here are some pics of her…..that are clearly staged…cuz getting attention is the whole reason she did this for…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Donald Trump Defends Miss USA Lingerie Pics

It seems some folks are getting their panties in a twist over a bunch of photos showing this year’s Miss USA contestants wearing not much more than…their bra and…

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