Category Archives: Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez Working It For Thanksgiving Day

So this week is apparently the biggest travel week of the year because of Thanksgiving, which means there’s going to be more hotties flying through LAX over the next few days than at any other point in the year. In case you still needed to book a trip somewhere. Anyway, here’s Selena Gomez on her way through the airport, and I’m seriously jealous of whatever lucky bastards are on that plane with her. Although I would’ve been even more jealous if she’d been wearing this . Oh well, there’s always next year. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Selena Gomez Does Flare

Apparently Selena Gomez made the cover of Flare Magazine for their November issue, and look, I know they’re supposed to be a fashion mag and all, but is it too much to ask for a few more sexy pictures in here? Say, a couple of Selena in lingerie and/or bikinis, preferably straddling her favorite pasty blogger. We could be the new hottest fall accessory. Continue reading

Selena Gomez Does Paris Good

So according to my sources, Selena Gomez was in Paris over the weekend. And I guess she must’ve heard me say she needed to start stepping her game up in the clothing department, because here she is trying out three different outfits for the paps. I don’t know about you guys, but personally, I think I like the PJs best. It reminds me that I need to invite Selena over for a sleepover again. I don’t think she got my invitation the first time, since I never heard back. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Selena Gomez Does Elle Magazine Good

Apparently Selena Gomez did a photoshoot with  Elle Magazine for their October issue, and according to the cover, she talked to them about feeling “the pressure to be perfect.” Which is just nuts. I mean, c’mon, I would never do that! So, just to clarify: I’m not trying to pressure Selena to be perfect, I’m trying to pressure her to be topless. There’s a big difference. Continue reading

Selena Gomez Goes See Through 2015 MTV Video Music Awards

Here’s my favorite little chubster Selena Gomez at the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards wearing a somewhat see-through dress. Selena is going to have to step up her game if she wants to be taken seriously like Miley Cyrus . She can’t be wearing so much clothing. There’s only room for one pop star crush and Selena is going to have to dress more appropriately if she wants that honor.           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Selena Gomez Gets Chesty

I know I’ve been a little rough on  Selena Gomez lately, saying how she could stand to lose a few pounds . But after seeing these pictures of her filming her new music video in LA, I take it back. Because it looks like Selena’s finally put on weight where it counts: between her stomach and her shoulders. And me and the Little Tuna fully approve. Enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Selena Gomez Naked In A Towel

Supposedly this super-hot picture of Selena Gomez wearing nothing but a towel is from some series Mario Testino shot, and I’m sorry, but I just don’t get it. How come when a famous photographer asks a hottie like Selena to pose for him in a towel, it’s no problem, but when I do it, I’m considered a creepy pervert? I don’t know what I’m doing wrong… Unless maybe I shouldn’t just be in a towel too. Continue reading

More Selena Gomez’s Adidas Photoshoot

I may never understand what a pop star hottie like Selena Gomez is doing as the official spokesmodel for Adidas, but the way I see it, the more photoshoots like this that Selena does, the better. For us, at least. Because I don’t know if all these shots of Selena showing off her sexy stomach and legs in spandex are going to help sell more workout gear, but I bet Kleenex sales start going through the roof. Enjoy. » view all 20 photos Continue reading

Selena Gomez Really Fills Out Her Clothes

I don’t know what’s been up with Selena Gomez lately, but she’s starting to turn into a real chubster these days. And I know everybody thinks us bloggers are just cold, heartless bastards who only care about themselves, but I’m genuinely worried about Selena. I mean, if she keeps this up, it’s just not healthy… for the Little Tuna. Oh, and her too, I guess. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Selena Gomez Is A Cute Little Chunkster

Look, I know I’ve been a little rough on Selena Gomez lately, and calling her a “chunkster” probably isn’t helping. But hey, even though she’s put on a few pounds, she’s still a cute chunkster. Besides, I’m sure Selena could work the weight off in no time if she just put her mind to it and got on my Tuna exercise plan. Trust me, just thinking about doing 30-45 seconds of “cardio” with yours truly is enough to make any hottie lose their appetite. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading