Category Archives: Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez Is Naked In Bed And Can’t Sleep

Selena Gomez posted this video from bed on her Instagram and while unfortunately it’s not the video us fans  perverts have been waiting for, there’s still a couple interesting takeaways from it: one, that she sleeps naked and two, that she has trouble sleeping sometimes. Luckily for Selena, I’ve got a patented method for falling asleep. It involves 30-45 seconds of vigorous exercise, and I’m out like a light afterwards. And I’d be more than happy to record it for her. My phone takes great video. A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on May 10, 2015 at 12:04am PDT Continue reading

Selena Gomez’s Chunky Swimsuit Pictures

Look, I love Selena Gomez as much as the next pervert with a working set of eyes, but I first noticed a few months back that Selena was starting to put on a few pounds . And don’t let the killer cleavage in these new swimsuit pictures distract you, she’s definitely gotten chubbier — here’s proof . Hmm, actually, on second thought, you might want to go ahead and distract yourself with Selena’s cleavage after all. It’s the only spot where I don’t mind that she’s gotten a little bigger. Continue reading

Selena Gomez Swimsuit Pics For Her Fans

Because I’m a pro, I was doing some very important “research” earlier, when I came across these: a pair of seriously hot swimsuit pictures that Selena Gomez exclusively shared with yours truly (and, you know, another 27 million of her followers). And now I get to share them with you perverts. So there, it turns out obsessively creeping hotties’ Instagrams all day does pay off. Who’s wasting their life now, Mom? Just wait until I finally get that Pulitzer. Continue reading

Selena Gomez’s Juicy Booty Goodness

Looks like we’re going to start getting daily updates from the set of Selena Gomez ‘s new movie, and that’s good news, but it’s going to allow me to keep tabs on her weight. And since this is the first good look we’re getting at Selena’s booty, I’m happy to report that even though it’s a little thicker than I remembered, it’s still looking very healthy. Although I’d have to do a hands-on examination to know for sure. But if that’s not covered by Selena’s healthcare, I’d be happy to do it on the house. The well-being of her booty is very important. Especially for me and the Little Tuna. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Selena Gomez Is A Cute Chubby Hitchhiker

Here’s Selena Gomez back on set filming her new movie The Revised Fundamentals of Caregiving , whatever the hell that means. Only this time we’re getting a peek at her stomach as she tries to hitchhike. And I don’t know, she’s still looking a little chubby if you ask me. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’d definitely still give her a ride. I just don’t think that 30-45 seconds of cardio will make much of a difference. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Selena Gomez Is A Cute Chubby Hitchhiker

Here’s Selena Gomez back on set filming her new movie The Revised Fundamentals of Caregiving , whatever the hell that means. Only this time we’re getting a peek at her stomach as she tries to hitchhike. And I don’t know, she’s still looking a little chubby if you ask me. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’d definitely still give her a ride. I just don’t think that 30-45 seconds of cardio will make much of a difference. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Selena Gomez Is Getting Chubby

These past couple months, I’ve been loving the new and improved Selena Gomez and all the hotness she’s been dropping (and I know I’m not the only one). But I’ve gotta say, she’s looking a little chubby in these shots. I guess she had too much to eat over Christmas. So just to make sure this doesn’t get out of control, I think Selena’s New Year’s resolution should be to go on the patented Tuna exercise regimen: 30-45 seconds of cardio with yours truly 5 times a week. I’ll even give her the first couple sessions on the house as a Christmas present. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Selena Gomez Is Getting Chubby

These past couple months, I’ve been loving the new and improved Selena Gomez and all the hotness she’s been dropping (and I know I’m not the only one). But I’ve gotta say, she’s looking a little chubby in these shots. I guess she had too much to eat over Christmas. So just to make sure this doesn’t get out of control, I think Selena’s New Year’s resolution should be to go on the patented Tuna exercise regimen: 30-45 seconds of cardio with yours truly 5 times a week. I’ll even give her the first couple sessions on the house as a Christmas present. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Selena Gomez Is A Sexy Tight Black Dress!

With all the hotness that Selena Gomez has been dropping lately, I’ve gotta say that I’m a little disappointed with her outfit choice for the American Music Awards . I mean, don’t get me wrong, I always dig seeing hotties stuffed into tight dresses, but Selena’s been putting on some pretty great cleavage shows lately and expectations were high. This was supposed to be a big night for the Little Tuna. And Selena too, I guess. Oh well. Better luck next year, everybody. » view all 29 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Selena Gomez Is A Sexy Tight Black Dress!

With all the hotness that Selena Gomez has been dropping lately, I’ve gotta say that I’m a little disappointed with her outfit choice for the American Music Awards . I mean, don’t get me wrong, I always dig seeing hotties stuffed into tight dresses, but Selena’s been putting on some pretty great cleavage shows lately and expectations were high. This was supposed to be a big night for the Little Tuna. And Selena too, I guess. Oh well. Better luck next year, everybody. » view all 29 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading