Paula Patton is the girl Robin Thicke had a kid with and then left for a 19 year old which is a nice reminder that no matter how much you love a bitch, no matter how hot that chick is, no matter how many memories and experiences you have together that you think would make a solid fucking forever partnership that led to you making kids together young chicks are just better…they haven’t been destroyed by having kids yet. They don’t have all that bitterness and resentment old bitches have. It’s a superficial world and new pussy to replace the literally OLD pussy completes most men at the core of who they are….. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paula Patton Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
McKayla Maroney I think the highlight of last week, that your American Olympic gold medalist, who won her Gold Medal on the backs of the black girls on her team in what could argue is some modern slavery, made a comeback with her slutty cameltoe shorts. The victim of the US Gymnastic team’s doctor who used to finger young girls with ankle injuries while their moms who believed in the Olympic dream sat in the other room, you know sexualized at a young age, now sexualizing herself again, because her first round of sexualization happened directly after she won the Olympic medal and became a meme….before the team doctor / finger banger scandal happened…She came hard on the social media, amassed the fans, then tapped out…only to come back, with that fit ass she’s been training for, ready to take on America the way America likes to be taken on…through slutty content masked as fitness content cuz she’s an athlete you see. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post McKayla Maroney is Slutty Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
McKayla Maroney I think the highlight of last week, that your American Olympic gold medalist, who won her Gold Medal on the backs of the black girls on her team in what could argue is some modern slavery, made a comeback with her slutty cameltoe shorts. The victim of the US Gymnastic team’s doctor who used to finger young girls with ankle injuries while their moms who believed in the Olympic dream sat in the other room, you know sexualized at a young age, now sexualizing herself again, because her first round of sexualization happened directly after she won the Olympic medal and became a meme….before the team doctor / finger banger scandal happened…She came hard on the social media, amassed the fans, then tapped out…only to come back, with that fit ass she’s been training for, ready to take on America the way America likes to be taken on…through slutty content masked as fitness content cuz she’s an athlete you see. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post McKayla Maroney is Slutty Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rita Ora is so boring with her attempts at being interesting or compelling. She’s barely a celebrity, but thinks that she’s one, thanks to having a record deal, moving to America, fucking Rob Kardashian before fucking everyone else, going to every event, every party, trying to stand out so people know her name, using her tits when all else fails, cuz her tits are great…and becoming whatever it is that she is…. Instead of focusing on good music, great music, music that will define a generation, or give something good to a generation of shit, she focused on selfies, paparazzi, and that’s pretty fucking lame. It’s like “look at me, I matter”…instead of “look at what I contribute to the music industry” letting the people decide if she matters. I am old, and I can’t really be bothered with any of this, but from my perspective she’s a fucking disappointment, an interchangeable uneventful set of tits…. But she is a great lesson in believing in yourself, at least in your ability to titty fuck where you lick the tip, tricks of the trade that really get people helping you get where you are going. She has been boring since she started begging people to notice her, and I guess it’s workde, a lesson in perseverance too…..or maybe a lesson that big tits can take you places if you try. I can’t name one of her songs, but bitch thinks she’s a bigger deal than Whitney Houston and the fans just go along with it…because they are too busy taking selfies to know better…but she’s a popstar…what a joke… TO SEE OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
KIRSTEN DUNST is fucking awesome… I have liked her big tits on a small frame since she first popped up. I liked her big tits on a small frame when she fell apart and looked unshowered and near death. I am sure I said rude shit about her because that is my brand of simplistic, mean spirited humor that is barely clever but always cheap and easy the way I like all things in my life, mainly sex workers… I am into her new show, and even in her 40s, with her new mom body, I find her hot….I mean titties flopping everywhere in what would typically be disgusting….but she just fucking carries it so good. Basically, she’s a fucking legend….and if you know me or the site, you’ll know I rarely celebrate the over 30 crowd, it’s the internet and we shouldn’t be forced to waste or precious perv time on old tired trash…but sometimes, good squeezes through the cracks, like she squeezes into a pair of SPANX, while her menopause squeezes into her cycle and slowly dries her out….or something like that. Here she is at an event with Meth Damon, her husband. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kirsten Dunst Titty Bounce of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
KIRSTEN DUNST is fucking awesome… I have liked her big tits on a small frame since she first popped up. I liked her big tits on a small frame when she fell apart and looked unshowered and near death. I am sure I said rude shit about her because that is my brand of simplistic, mean spirited humor that is barely clever but always cheap and easy the way I like all things in my life, mainly sex workers… I am into her new show, and even in her 40s, with her new mom body, I find her hot….I mean titties flopping everywhere in what would typically be disgusting….but she just fucking carries it so good. Basically, she’s a fucking legend….and if you know me or the site, you’ll know I rarely celebrate the over 30 crowd, it’s the internet and we shouldn’t be forced to waste or precious perv time on old tired trash…but sometimes, good squeezes through the cracks, like she squeezes into a pair of SPANX, while her menopause squeezes into her cycle and slowly dries her out….or something like that. Here she is at an event with Meth Damon, her husband. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kirsten Dunst Titty Bounce of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Joey King is some dude who I guess wears women’s clothing, who does women dance, in what looks like a pretty shitty apartment, despite having been on TV, so I assume it’s not his apartment, he’s just there to dance around in slutty girl shorts that you can’t all girl shorts, because the concept of girl is no longer a biological thing, it’s a state of mind man, and that whole binary gender thing, that’s just a construct of the patriarchy to keep women oppressed…and the whole genital thing doesn’t make you what you are…you do…which is a lot like black face but with more mental illness that involves you wanting to cut off your genitals or tits, to make it all seem more real…it is the body modification of the era…when I was a kid…some dudes would get tattoos, others would get their ear pierced…that was the extent of it…this generation are getting pussies made out of their cocks…it’s wild times… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Joey King Twerk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
