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Martyna Smulkyt has more than just a HOT name. I know SMUL KIT sounds like Small Kit…which is conveniently what you are equipped with….right? Or maybe the Small Kit is what she calls her pussy when seducing sugar daddies, with sexts like “let my SMUL KIT grab your cock like it is some sort of fat predator trying to break into a basement through a small window – barely fitting”…you know sexy talk like that that really gets a dude going…or paying…not to imply she’s a sex worker. Her pics do that for themselves! The post Martyna Smulkyt Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Despite popular belief – DILLON DUCHESNE – is not actually a Duchess. She’s not royalty. She’s not Megan Markle…not that anything DILLON DUCHESNE does warrants popular belief or popular opinion. She has 15k followers on social media so she barely exists. No one is thinking DILLON DUCHESNE is a Duchess. I just wrote that because I am given very little information about the context of these photoshoots, so I automatically assume it is some gil trying to get attention, because why else would she get in front of a camera like that, average girls are insecure and hate having their pic taken, so those who are doing photoshoots they legit prep for are a little too eager, confident, narcisstic, into themselves for my liking. With a real DEEP dive into DILLON DUCHESNE (looking at her IG, where she calls herself Dill Pickle, which is more a tribute to things she’s willing to insert for the right dollar amount on her private snap) I’ve found nothing worth mentioning. Oh right, she’s a “model” with a “agent” who does “photoshoots”…. So I can either critique the photoshoot itself, you know for being boring, I can critique society as a whole for encouraging this shit, I can try to relate to it with personal stories of photoshoots I’ve been on, or sex workers I’ve known, or I can talk about her last name in the dumbest of ways… I guess you know which angle I went with. Lots of planning goes into each and every one of these here posts. The post Dillon Duchesne Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
In trying to bring more value to each of these posts I do, because saying “I don’t know who this bitch is” is boring for me, as much as it is for you. Or me saying the same rant of how girls who want to be famous models are vapid uninteresting narcisstic fucks, but are often times worth looking at naked, cuz they are girls….who are naked…is repetitive. We can assume any girl in front of a camera is a whore, unless she’s on the news being interviewed as a witness or on the street or begging for you to help her find her daughter….otherwise they are on camera for attention. So for this girl, I decided to learn a bit more about her, by reading her BIO and picking out the best parts to show you just how much substance she is… So who is she? Schirin Frosch is German model and photographer, born on 11 February 1993. She has established herself in the fashion industry through her hard work and amazing personality. She was young when she started her modeling career. 26 is pretty fucking old in model years, so I’ll assume this is the last push cuz if you haven’t made it by 29, you gotta just go straight sugar baby, and if you’re not a legit model when you go straight sugar baby, you’ve limited your pool of dudes who want to own girls to millionaire not billionaire…and selling yourself short like that is so disappointing. So get those tits out…. Now to the substance, you know what she’s about…. The best thing about the modeling career is that she gets to meet a lot of new people. This also helps in keeping herself surrounded with friends. Her role model is her mother; she is always in contact with her. Her celebrity crush is Margot Robbie. She’s got terrible taste in celebrities….but the best thing about modeling is the meeting of new people, to advance your career, and some of those new people are rich, even famous dudes…great to get knocked up by for quality of life and such…. She misses lakes and mountains from her home town. The best way for her to relax is being at the beach; for her, there is nothing better than being at the beach. She doesn’t like the coldness in Europe, this is why she loves to be in Australia for Spring. Well, that’s some depth right there….I had no idea the struggles of an aspiring model..you know leaving the lakes and mountains of Germany to SPRING in Australia….that is some fucking sacrifice right there..what won’t these girls do to get ahead / a rich dude to knock them up… The best line is: Because of her personality, she is able to leave a lasting impression on others. This will help her advance in her modeling career. Yes…it is because of her personality, not her willingness to show tit in photoshoots for the public, and who the fuck know what she’s willing to do behind the fucking scenes… I mean even when I try, I go back to all models are sex workers, it’s so deeply wired into me that I can’t even try to come up with another storyline…. Here are those pics.. The post Schirin Frosch Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Christina Aguilera is looking like the human version of a Hemorrhoid. You know all bloated with age because the integrity the structure of your rectum is destroyed from all your sitting and doing nothing all these years…but the human version. I guess she’s decided to do a quick cash grab, why not, she’s Christina Aguilera, the third most popular popstar from the 90s, forever in Britney’s shadow, only now hard to miss while in Britney’s shadow because she’s 4 times Britney’s size. The skinny, tiny, how fake titty stripper looking Disney Kid who was clever enough to go DIRTY when going DIRTY allowed her differentiate herself, but that ended up realizing that her true passion was eating…. I am not here to make fun of how fat she’s become, she’s been fat for a fucking decade, we are just here to laugh about how she dresses like she’s not fat, I assume thinking that fat empowerment in this body positive world means it is ok to get into slutty outfits like she was 25, and it is OK, but OK doesn’t mean it’s hot or looks good…OK means yeah, sure, wear what you want, but that doesn’t mean it’s not digusting. It is disgusting. Here is her scary fat yet flat ass… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Christina Aguilera Titty Tape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
ELLE FANNING is one of the Fanning sisters. The Fannings creep me out. She’s the understudy to her sister Dakota, which basically means she was the backup plan for the stage parents. If you’ve been on instagram – you probably follow a bunch of porn chicks on instagram – you’ll know they hav th back-up account in case the main one gets shut down. When you’re dealing with child stars, you never really know how it is going to pan out. They can grow up to be ugly, they can have mental breakdowns, they can kill themselves or die of some diseases….it is just too much at stake and it is so hard to breakthrough it’d be a real waste if all that work only paid out for 5-10 years….so you need to strategically divert from that bad one to the new one, give the buyer some options, rather than saying no….plus with two kids you can have both simultaneously working making you so much more money than just one…as the stage parent the money goes to you and you can pay yourself out. Maximize profits… Anyway, that’s my take…they aren’t that hot or interesting as a family, but they are rich, dialled in and can speak to your sister-sex-fetish….I mean the dream of men married to the ugly sister everywhere….wondering whether the hotter sister has the same pussy, does she fuck the same, how much is nature and how much is nurture through sexual experiences and is it even cheating cuz genetically they are basically the same person. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elle Fanning Got Them Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Woah…Delilah Belle Hamlin’s face…. This is the unfiltered version of her I guess. No instagram photoshop you know EVERY single loser bitch trying to be an influencer because she’s got no fucking soul…it is all a fucking lie and thee fact that people follow and buy into these people despite them being straight up clowns, who aren’t even that hot, producing barely interesting content. It’s really just clown shit, like a modern day circus, some Ringling Brothers shit…and their big red noses are nose jobs, and their clown make-up is highlights and countouring, and their big clown shoes are in the form of lips… The funniest thing about this, is that I see girls in everyday looking like this. I guess they are INFLUENCED…or have some sort of dysmorphia, or insecurity that they think will be fixed by migrating your face into becoming a muppet. She crawled out of Lisa Rinna’s cunt, so I wouldn’t expect her to not have that clown face…it is just crazy she thinks this is a good look or that this works and by “THIS” I mean the face, the whole nipple thing is great thoug I will never get bored of that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Delilah Belle Hamlin Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Em Rat Cow is the kind of self involved narcissist fuck who has really tricked people and brands with money to think that she’s relevant. She gets fucking paid and nothing she does is that interesting or great. I guess this is her trying to polarize herself as more than just tits, because apparently now that she’s near 30, she’s got a bit of an ass too, at least when she photoshops herself. She is barely hot, she’s definitely not interesting, but you gotta semi respect her hustle that is hardly a hustle. She goes to events she probably dreamt about going to as a kid, and all it took to get there was showing her tits. Pretty solid strategy when you think about just how much effort it goes into making money for normal people. If it was just as easy for us like it is for her, life would probably be better, but not really, since all these idiots are miserable. Just chasing meaningless nonsense. She does have great tits, real or not, who cares, cuz Rat COw as a whole is so fucking low quality fake that it cancels them out…. She was smart enough to leverage the audience and how stupid they are by starting a shit brand to sell to them….rather than just get paid by brands, you make more money with your own….so that’s what this is probably for…I mean that and boring the fuck out of us. Get some creative direction, maybe some concept you lazy cunt. Here she is #metoo’ing Ashley Graham and her unborn child. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Em Rat Cow Bikini Porno of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Paula Patton is the girl Robin Thicke had a kid with and then left for a 19 year old which is a nice reminder that no matter how much you love a bitch, no matter how hot that chick is, no matter how many memories and experiences you have together that you think would make a solid fucking forever partnership that led to you making kids together young chicks are just better…they haven’t been destroyed by having kids yet. They don’t have all that bitterness and resentment old bitches have. It’s a superficial world and new pussy to replace the literally OLD pussy completes most men at the core of who they are….. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paula Patton Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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