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Em Rat Cow Bikini Porno of the Day

Em Rat Cow is the kind of self involved narcissist fuck who has really tricked people and brands with money to think that she’s relevant. She gets fucking paid and nothing she does is that interesting or great. I guess this is her trying to polarize herself as more than just tits, because apparently now that she’s near 30, she’s got a bit of an ass too, at least when she photoshops herself. She is barely hot, she’s definitely not interesting, but you gotta semi respect her hustle that is hardly a hustle. She goes to events she probably dreamt about going to as a kid, and all it took to get there was showing her tits. Pretty solid strategy when you think about just how much effort it goes into making money for normal people. If it was just as easy for us like it is for her, life would probably be better, but not really, since all these idiots are miserable. Just chasing meaningless nonsense. She does have great tits, real or not, who cares, cuz Rat COw as a whole is so fucking low quality fake that it cancels them out…. She was smart enough to leverage the audience and how stupid they are by starting a shit brand to sell to them….rather than just get paid by brands, you make more money with your own….so that’s what this is probably for…I mean that and boring the fuck out of us. Get some creative direction, maybe some concept you lazy cunt. Here she is #metoo’ing Ashley Graham and her unborn child. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Em Rat Cow Bikini Porno of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Billionaire – Nicola Peltz – Cheesy Inflatable Bikini Porn of the Day

Nicola Peltz is a hot rich chick who makes me laugh, not just because she’s doing a cheesy inflatable unicorn picture like all the fame-whores, last year the trendy inflatable prop was the massive swan, this year it’s this…a unicorn…ridiculous but that alone doesn’t annoy me or offend me. Anything to get a girl in a bikini, to show the world how good she looks in a bikini…because she looks good in a bikini….so thanks for the update bro.. But the funny thing is that she’s in a fucking movie…she’s a billionaire – yet she’s still low level instagram whoring in attempting to matter in the grand scheme of the entertainment world because money can buy her everything, even movie roles, PR teams and the best outfit and locations but it can’t buy the love and adoration of people everywhere….to validate her existence… Sidenote, she’s fucked Bieber… The post Billionaire – Nicola Peltz – Cheesy Inflatable Bikini Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Retard Faced Nina Agdal Makes Bikini Porn for Instagram of the Day

Nina Agdal is the retard face / head that looks like it should be wearing a bike helmet because it is vulnerable for head injury because it’s fragile and she’s clumsy due to her retardation – but to everyone’s excitement, like most retards, she chronically masturbates, which is nice when it’s on some tight body with fake tits, and far less interesting when it’s on full blown retard… She’s overrated, she’s got an ego, but I know that she knows she’s pulling a scam, that’s why she drinks so much…she knows she’s a fucking lie and the rich guys she dates, who finance her life, because she’s “Nina Agdal” and they have no mind of their own to determine she’s bullshit, they just like that she’s in magazines, sometimes…it’s good for arm candy at rich people events… But she’s got an insane body, and I guess that’s worth the day rate she charges for sex…. She’s also in Cosmo porn for girls. – but who cares about her mainstream media coverage, it just gets in the way of her straight up producing content for her male fans to jerk off to…it makes her feel relevant…especailly amongst the rich guys she prostitutes her immigrant self to for the good life – that allows her to be in a bikini by the pool every fucking day of her life – when she only books 2 campaigns a year – if that. Garbage I’d like to dumpster dive because her trashcan pussy is probably pretty fucking great…it’s gotta be…. The post Retard Faced Nina Agdal Makes Bikini Porn for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Willa Holland Ass in Jeans of the Day

We’ve gone over Willa Holland, who is in that Canadian shot show Arrow, but who I remember as a character on the OC from a year I watched TV with a friend who loved the OC, because he would use the latest episode as conversation starters in college bars in an era you had to talk to girls to fuck them or finger them on the dance floor…which he did…no matter how fat she was…in what would have been great memes if only I had a camera I’ve gone into her being Brian de Palma’s stepdaughter, possibly the inspiration of Dressed to Kill, a movie I wanted in the 80s and used to jerk off to the blonde bush of the main character, because blonde bush is so rare….prove me wrong blonde bushes out there… What I’m loving with this pic is the mom jeans, mom ass, reminding me of the 90s…when all asses looked this bad… I’m a fan… The post Willa Holland Ass in Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo Makes Erotic Faces of the Day

Here is a picture of JOJO’s face looking in pain for those of you into girls who look like they are in pain or struggling, which I assume is a lot of you, because why else would JOJO be making these faces to her weirdo audience that you know is 90 percent pervert dude from the 90s who still remembers JOJO… WHy else would she be pandering to the crowd by flashing her its, in a video I am using her struggle face as an excuse to post again, so that people don’t think I’m some basement locking, woman beating, pervert who uses tears for lube for orgasms… The post Jojo Makes Erotic Faces of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Bikini Porn of the Day

40 year old Bella Thorne…deserves an academy award for being subtly comedic in her slutty behavior that gets every blog writing about her daily…not that people even read blogs, but that must be helping her get more and more famous… It’s like take instagram model tactics, add some professionalism and budget to it, and maintain your slut to be not super slutty, just slutty enough, that people remain engaged… It’s like – she’s just a girl in a bikini sprawled out on the dude she fucks…like a pornstar…but it’s innocent fun…despite how many people are jerking off to it. I still like this video of her telling her famous actor boyfriend to “FUCK THIS” as she slaps her ass – to which he says “This is for my public snap”….and she says “it’s ok”…oh my god…because that is the kind of girl she is…my kind of girl.. The post Bella Thorne’s Bikini Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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