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Kristen Bell’s Scary Old Fat Arms of the Day

I know this is hard to see amongst her titty with a potentially puffy nipple…but Kristen Bell, the 40 year old mom, married to a fucking annoying loser, has some real fucking gnarly ass arms… I don’t think I ever watched Kristen Bell in anything other than Forgetting Sarah Marshall, where she only stood out as being the “why the fuck would anyone be broken up over this bitch”…and the “how could he hook up with her when he’s got Mila Kunis who was looking her best at the time all over him”….it was a reminder that we were watching a comedy cuz in any normal world replacing some ugly bitch with a hot bitch grows you a set of balls that allows you to say “fuck off” to the ugly bitch… That said, I don’t have any interest in her recent re-do of some shitty show I never watched, but she’s doing press for it, so all of a sudden she matters again, and in mattering again we have to see her fucking old lady arms that we’d rather see her use to fly away on….but instead she’s acting like they aren’t fucking gross and flabby and old…wearing a fucking sex sleeveless dress…shouldn’t someone advise her?? Doesn’t she have a team? I guess they are only paid to Praise her…. Either way, gross. TO SEEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kristen Bell’s Scary Old Fat Arms of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Chloe Green Topless of the Day

Chloe Green topless on a boat with her new boyfriend… She was the nasty, fat, vile billionaire’s daughter who married the “hot felon” meme, because when you’re rich there are so many different ways you can piss off your dad, and one of those ways is that…..not to mention, when you’re rich you can buy anything you want, including the cock of a meme you just couldn’t get out of your head, even if that’s some gutter criminal….and carry him around to high society events. I guess she was trying to line up genetics that she wanted to breed with…like some rich person trying to breed horses up in themselves…. Either way, she has new cock, probably not gutter criminal cock…and she’s got her nasty billionaire tits out….fun times…and the dream to be a K-Fed is alive.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Chloe Green Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bianca Andreescu Has Killed Serena Williams of the Day

Bianca Andreescu is the GYPSY HUNGARIAN who picked up a Tennis Racket when her family was going from carnival to carnival in their Caravan as her dad was an athlete in and of his own right, where he excelled at juggling on a Bear’s shoulders as the bear balanced on a ball… She is now a CANADIAN TENNIS PRODIGY who made Serena Williams, the monster cry, and even was recorded calling Serena Williams a beast, while reminding us all that Eastern European women are powerful, just look at these fucking tree trunk legs, capable of destroying an old, fat black lady, at the sport the old fat black lady got rich from… I am into tennis pussy, I find it hot, but like all athletics, I don’t really love the girls who excel at any sport for being hot….usually being hot and being good at a sport are mutually exclusive…like the hot ones in the sport are usually ranked in the top 100 in the world, the top 2-3 are basically like dudes… But I see what women look like, their thickness celebrated, so clearly some people would want these thighs to crush their head like a watermelon, while others like Serena Williams and myself will just like to watch her Crush Watermelons…it’s a fetish you know. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bianca Andreescu Has Killed Serena Williams of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ava Capra Nipples of the Day

Ava Capra is apparently from Top Model…and apparently into wearing the silliest outfits to make a statement and get noticed….by the people at comicon…who will hire her to work a booth or to walk around handing out stickers to virgin nerds cuz they’ll find it all so hot, too hot to handle…cuz they are virgin comicbook nerds and all vagina in costume excites them and makes them want to test out moves they learn in porno on them….and she’ll just be happy to get work as a model after all these years of being non-existent, even after being on a show about being a model…which you’d assume meant she was a model…who got some coverage for being a model…while rich kids with no business being models are taking her work… Either way…nice outfit. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ava Capra Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Courtney Stodden is So Sexy In Her Marilyn Monroe-Inspired Photo Shoot

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Ashley Greene Bondage Erotica of the Day

Ashley Greene is producing clickbait in efforts to matter…cuz she doesn’t matter….and barely mattered even when she did matter…. She is one of those actresses that never really hit, she was like an influencer before influencers existed, on that Olivia Culpo hustle, they even fucked the same JONAS BROTHERS…. She got some hype from being in a viral video, which in her case was TWILIGHT SAGA, that she amplified by fucking a Jonas brother, whilst pretending to be abstinent, even though anyone with eyes saw through that purity ring bullshit, knowing that any Florida Trash like Ashley Greene sucked a lot of dick to get where she got….and had been fucking since she was 14 years old on the family trailer park lot….with her family… It was a different era, when spreading your asshole on the internet wasn’t accepted behavior, and when fucking as a teen was something the media pretended didn’t happen, before social media blew that theory up with all the free porn, making everyone a fucking pervert… Well, she’s out there with her tits out, and her mangled face on, and it’s not as exciting as it should be.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashley Greene Bondage Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bebe Rexha Slutty of the Day

Bebe Rexha posted this picture with some empowering bullshit line, that’s her angle, it needs to be her angle, she’s fat and old, what other angle can she take, other than being empowered in who she is, and what better way to do that than with her fat mom aged gun hanging out of the sides of her bikini bottoms…gross…keep that saggy beer belly of an upper pussy to your damn self grandma… ANYWAY…she posed this pic saying “Dedicated to the music exec who said she is too old to be sexy”….because I guess sexy to her is defined by putting up pics of yourself in your underwear…with an inspirational quote that the patriarchy is trying to bring girls down…girl power…to fish for girls to say “you’re so sexy”….in some weird egotistical nonsense… She went onto tell a story about how the exec said her “brand” was confusing, because it is….and there were a lot more words I didn’t read because the fact this bitch has a platform to preach her nonsense is what is wrong with America… She did say she is tired of women being labeled as “Hags” when they reach a certain agin I guess she’d prefer to be called “Fatty with the drying up uterus”…. Sexy is more than nudes on instagram and I have a feeling NO ONE told BEBE REXHA the storyline she’s pretending happened to make her NUDE seem less desperate. Garbage. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bebe Rexha Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Diane Kruger Naked of the Day

Here’s Diane Kruger cheating on Joshua Jackson…what a whore… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Diane Kruger Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Topless Again of the Day

Bella Thorne posted this caption to the above pic: Come meet me at the grove tomorrow!!! 7 pm come hear me read new parts of my book Which is exactly what you’d think she was promoting, her ability to read a best selling book she wrote, when she can barely write instagram captions, because the quality people, especially young people, seek in content they digest is pretty fucking superficial…they don’t look for quality, thought provoking, inspiring…they want fast food and clickbait put together by some molested Disney Kid who is trying to be the voice of a generation, even though I’m sure a lot of her generation don’t give a fuck about her hacking up their scene….while a lot of other ones do care cuz they want IG followers and envy her for her reach…because none of these people have any depth, they are too busy staring at themselves in mirrors…they just want to be part of things that make them look cool. They want to buy shit they can’t afford to look cool, go places others go to look cool, and it’s a whole keeping up with the Kardashians that I expect will end eventually…they can’t keep this lie going forever… Bella Thorne gets a lot of hype cuz she gets naked enough to matter but not enough to get fired from the mainstream and with that she’s riding high, making lots of money to feed her broken girls soul, and eventually this too will crash and burn…cuz it’s boring…and we’re all ready for something less disgusting, new, fresh, that doesn’t look like it smells like piss and feces…as this looks like it smells like piss and feces.. If I had to describe Bella Thorne as a place, it would be Truck Stop Bathroom after a horrible accident that caused huge traffic on the day the Janitor called in sick. Here she is in a short dress.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Topless Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Whitney Cummings Nipple Extortion of the Day

Whitney Cummings is a terrible fucking comedian, I don’t care what anyone says. I get that she sucked some proper dick, or charmed some idiot decision makers in Hollywood, and I get that she’s had some hit shows that she’s produced and made millions from, and I don’t discount or discredit that hustle, but there are many people out there with lesser talent, or with no talent, wh figured out how to milk the system. I accidentally watched her Netflix special, or at least 5-7 minutes of it before being disgusted and turning it off. I assume that she’s out here tits out trying to promote the shit…because it was that bad and needs to get some hype behind it and anyone with tits knows that this is how you get hype – fuck – she made a career off these tits where people would say “she’s not that funny” but “she’s got tits”.. Anyway, here is her rant about exposing her nipple on instagram claming she is being extorted..right… Here is her other social media nudity..cuz that’s her tactics… what is this FACE? It’s bad…like her comedy special…trying to be relatable but just being dog shit… Here’s a link to our Newsletter I plan on sending out with exclusive content and gifts… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Whitney Cummings Nipple Extortion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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