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Vanessa Hudgens Wet Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 13, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Vanessa Hudgens is out there with her hard nipples and fit enough body considering how pudgy she’s been over the years….and I guess she’s doing it for ELVIS….because ELVIS is her boyfriend…or at last the queer actor who was just selected to play ELVIS cuz all actors are queer…is her boyfriend…and since all actors are queer….we can assume their sex involves him looking at himself in the mirror reciting his lines while she uses a HITACHI MAGIC WAND or something more high end on her twat. We have to remember, and of course we remember, that Vanessa Hudgens is a little pervert who was taking nude selfies featuring her hairy little pussy, before it was a thing. A Disney Kid moving first on sex work that she claimed was a “Violation” so that it didn’t damage her pervert career and despitee not looking that great, or her lawyers pretending she was underage in the pics to get them off the internet, I developed a respect that will be a lifelong respect for her, cuz girls who took nude selfies early in the nude selfie game are awesome.. So her hard nipples and ass in her yellow bikini, despite her possibly being pregnant is a reminder that Vaneessa Hudgens is great, if not in looks, then in attitude, but not in actual attitude cuz actors are entitled brats, but great in the fact she took nudes. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Vanessa Hudgens Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Shailene Woodley Pussy Dance of the Day

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Shailene Woodley is still saving the oceans…one pussy dance at a time.. This is some weirdness weirding me out. A dance video featuring all of her bikini clad friends, set to some song that I guess is a trendy song…but that I’ve never heard before cuz I am old. I assume that this is her TIKTOK as that is the new platform that matters on social media and it is th new platform for talent to rise to the top and end up on YOUTUBE making 100 million dollars a year… Just a weirdly shot boat video – doing her activism of Plastics in the Ocean, despite the real enemy in the Plastics war is big business, not the public deciding to not use single use plastic…that’ll show them….since ocean pollution is made up of 1% single use plastic and 99% plastics from other industries….know your enemy people. But I get it – don’t buy anything with plastic, and convince everyone you know to do the same, and the world will still produce as much plastic, and put that plastic in everything, cuz the individual will always lose to big business. NOT TO MENTION…America is a big polluter and all, but there are many other countries producing their own pollution and basically we need to accept the world is going to implode – one plastic straw at a time. All this to say, Shailene Woodley and her friends direct some pretty awkward and uncomfortable music videos. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Shailene Woodley Pussy Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Shailene Woodley Pussy Dance of the Day

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Shailene Woodley is still saving the oceans…one pussy dance at a time.. This is some weirdness weirding me out. A dance video featuring all of her bikini clad friends, set to some song that I guess is a trendy song…but that I’ve never heard before cuz I am old. I assume that this is her TIKTOK as that is the new platform that matters on social media and it is th new platform for talent to rise to the top and end up on YOUTUBE making 100 million dollars a year… Just a weirdly shot boat video – doing her activism of Plastics in the Ocean, despite the real enemy in the Plastics war is big business, not the public deciding to not use single use plastic…that’ll show them….since ocean pollution is made up of 1% single use plastic and 99% plastics from other industries….know your enemy people. But I get it – don’t buy anything with plastic, and convince everyone you know to do the same, and the world will still produce as much plastic, and put that plastic in everything, cuz the individual will always lose to big business. NOT TO MENTION…America is a big polluter and all, but there are many other countries producing their own pollution and basically we need to accept the world is going to implode – one plastic straw at a time. All this to say, Shailene Woodley and her friends direct some pretty awkward and uncomfortable music videos. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Shailene Woodley Pussy Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Scarlett Johansson Old Legs of the Day

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At first I thought this photo of Scarlett Johansson was an ad for Deep Vein Thrombosis awareness….DON’T FUCKING SIT ON A PLANE TOO LONG GET UP AND STRETCH IT IS A REAL FUCKING ISSUE…. I had no idea that SCARJO had a stupid fucking full back tattoo like some trailer trash in Florida who has decided to Full-Time in her RV now that work at the strip club has dried up. Only the trash in Florida is more tolerable…..yes it’s that bad. I bought into the SCARJO is hot narrative the media shoved down our throats back in 2005 when she was getting started, but I was quick to realize they were lying to us, we were being told a storyline that was just FAKE NEWS….you know to sell movies, to get bigger budgets…it’s an industry that relies on brain washing idiots. So 15 years later, her ass in a bating suit on the beach, is about as garbage as I’d expect, you know as a celebrity who is still working, you’d think her days would be spent trying to deal with those thighs, but instead…she’s just like “I’m SCARJO – I CAN DO NO WRONG – THEY ALL LOVE ME”…and that level comfort led to complacency and complacency led to cottage cheese ass….I realize she’s 40 but that’s no fucking excuse…do better, work harder, you slacker getting ready for your LIVE ACTION MUPPET role as Miss Piggy. I guess the surprising thing in this is that her Boyfriend isn’t black. Black dude love this kind of thick blonde pussy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Scarlett Johansson Old Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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January Jones Thotty Behaviour of the Day

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Ok January Jones with the ass shot for Instagram being all thotty.. I unfortunately followed her a while ago, not because I bought into the hype around her, or cared about her, or thought she was hot. I have never seen her in a movie or TV show, she barely exists to me, but for some reason I’ve been exposed to her updates, often times promoting her tits, and it’s been pretty fucking lame… Maybe it is because as a drunkenstepfather I’ve created some innate or deep rooted ability to spot out the single moms, because the ONLY thing I know about January Jones is that she got knocked up by a rich guy she shouldn’t have got knocked up by, and they had an agreement, at least financial that she’d never expose him, so long as he pays her child support…so no one will ever know who thee dad is, maybe not even the kid, which I guess is expected by kids who have moms who dress like this in public….it reminds me of growing up with this white trash family that lived above the corner store, I didn’t know it at the time but found out later, that the mom was a single mom because she was a legit sex worker, from stripper to whore and when I’d go over to their house she’d be walking around in lingerie after getting fucked for money….I’d even see the johns and thought the whole thing was weird but at 10 had no idea what was really going on…but I am sure her kids knew….cuz if I’m here thinking she’s a whore….like January Jones in this outfit….the kid definitely knows… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post January Jones Thotty Behaviour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi Klum Erotica of the Day

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Heidi Klum Erotica of the Day

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SKINcoming on DVD and Blu-ray: The Spanish Princess, Homeland S7, and More 8.13.19

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We’re going boob tube heavy this week on home video, with plenty of hot action to keep you… read more > >

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Salma Hayek Big Titties Dance of the Day

Posted on August 12, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Thanks to Salma Hayek’s awesome tits, and her legal immigration, not border tunnelling, she has been able to live the American Dream of being a well paid actor…..how funny that America’s dream is to be a vapid cunt in movies…but I guess that’s how the culture worked itself out… So now, the connected celebrity and her Mexican tits that got her work, gets to flaunt her tits. This could have otherwise ended with her working a Tortilla stand in Mexico for American sun burned tourists…or getting arrested when trying to tunnel into America…..or fly into America as a tourist only to never leave….working under fake Social Security….and eventually getting caught and deported….but instead she married a billionaire and gets to dance around with the monster tits….a happy ending…for some monster tits….and not monster cuz she’s Mexican…I’m half Mexican…Monster cuz they are big and I want them to terrorize, if not kill me through suffocation like I was Anthony Burdain only my bathrobe belt is these TITS…Billionaire tits. The post Salma Hayek Big Titties Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Adriana Lima Hot Model of Christmas Past of the Day

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Adriana Lima is old, bloated and disgusting, but that’s just what happens with the aging process.. One of the most offensive things about Adriana Lima is that she kept working when she started to turn into the barrel that she’s become…and instead took the money, rode it out, never quit gracefully and instead decided to ride her VS contract into the ground….I guess plus sized was a thing, old age was the only people buying VS, so old age models just made sense… Now she’s out here, with what is probably a fake ass, It has the roundess of a fake ass, and that’s more disappointing than just owning the aging process. Bitches get old, we get that, why you gotta confuse us by continuing to model and by getting your face jacked off, creating a species of weirdness I don’t like… Good fake ass pussy hole shot, I guess she’s proud that as a Brazilian she’s not with BALLS…and as a Brazilian…a Brazilian butt lift is her duty…cuz that ass is weirdly round like a Jenner and I don’t believe it is from fitness – at least not based on her GUNT…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Adriana Lima Hot Model of Christmas Past of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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