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Leave it up to Jessica Biel to make bra and panties look so boring… Pervert dudes who used to watch Seventh Heaven because they are fucking weridos and into shows carried by that patriarchal figure who was charged for being a pedophile, on some epstein was murdered shit and I guess found Biel hot….then she did some “iconic” shoot for Details magazine – back when Men’s Magazine were a thing, cuz Men were a thing, and not queer genderless momma’ boys who drink too many women hormones from all the birth control pills pissed into the tap water….back when Men’s mags were so big, they would start secondary mags like Details…but then the internet happened…and they were slow and Jessica Biel was 18 then…and this was 20 years ago now..so now she’s old as shit…but dudes are still hyped on seeing her half naked…because clearly they haven’t looked at her face… On the positive side Biel, is that she has been fit for all these years, even after her kid with Timberlake…she likes fitness and her ass has benefitted from that… I will also say that she played being a Timberlake groupie so cool, that dude didn’t realize she was creepy fan, stan-ing the fuck out of him, waiting for him to comeback from tour, never asking who he fucked, cuz she couldn’t ruin that meal ticket…and I appreciate that kind of dumb bitch loyalty to the wallet she’s fucking… So here she is old in panties…looking like a zombie…cuz it’s still Halloween in Montreal Canada… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Biel Bra and Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Halloween Round is still going on in Canada, at least in Montreal, because the Mayor decided the weather was bad….and that November 1st was a better day for Halloween, playing God or some shit…so I get to see moms in slutty outfits talking their babies out for candy, despite candy being sugar and thus the devil in this organic quinoa celery juice state and more addictive than heroin in this medicated addict state, and full of waste from single use packaging on fun size candy in this environmentally friendly state….and moms in slutty outfits are fun cuz I know they’ve been cummed in…. I assume that bars and clubs and parties are still doing Halloween this weekend, why wouldn’t they milk it…Halloween after halloween cuz girls don’t dress slutty enough on the daily, even though I’ve seen the coffee shop girl’s nips and ass at least 40 times…last week…girls are whores…but this way they can be thematic whores…whores with a pop culture reference beyond “I saw it on instagram”… So Halloween not deat..here are celebs in Halloween action… Ashley James Bella Thorne Zoey Deutch and Nina Dobrev Vanessa Hudgens Stella Hudgens Sophie Simmons Sofia Richie Paige Spiranac Miley Cyrus Miley with her new “boyfriend” Mariah Carey Madison Beer Madelaine Petsch Lottie Moss Loren Gray Lais Ribeiro Kylie Jenner Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian as Reese Witherspoon Jordyn Jones Jessica Alba January Jones Jade Chynoweth Heidi Klum Gigi Hadid Elsa Hosk HOT as Natalie Portman as a stripper in Closer Elle Fanning Elizabeth Hurley Demi Rose Brie Larson Ariel Winter JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Halloween Round Up Part 2 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Heidi Klum is so into Halloween that Amazon gave her a live broadcast, where they rented out a store front in NYC, for people to window shop, or watch her like the zoo exhibit she is, as she got into her weird fucking costume…because people don’t have better things to do than watch Heidi Klum get into her Halloween costume…get a fucking life… The best joke on her brand deal Halloween collab was from Howie Mandell saying “so no costume this year”…what a dad joker with too much fucking money motherfucker…a reminder that you didn’t need to be a good comic 25 years ago to make it as a comic. If you don’t believe me watch Old Sandler on stage it is bad..but I guess so is new Sandler.. I would have been happier if he said “you should see her pussy”…cuz it doesn’t need a costume or the prosthetics to fit the costume. She’s old, has fucked a lot, has a lot of kids and Seal put it through the fucking wringer with his girth/size… I guess Heidi is pretending this is for Halloween, but it is really just an extension of the Nazi Germany eugenics program that made her the superior human she is…and this is just research into various technologies for her future host body when they figure out how to download brains…as bodies wear out…and you probably find this hot. Here is the video: https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Heidi-Klum-.mp4 JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Kills Halloween of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here is a lame slutty selfie that is barely slutty of Billie Lourd, who for those of you who don’t know, is Carrie Fisher’s 27 year old Star Wars daughter….that she didn’t really consider when she committed suicide from all the drugs she was on for the last 40 years of of her life. Carrie Fisher, pre-death, got knocked up by an agent, who I assume is now one of the partners at CAA, the biggest Agency in Hollywood named Brian Lourd, who is rich as fuck for his work as an agent, and who was a closet case back then and figured that his love of Star Wars could override his love for cock….and Carrie Fisher wasn’t always the hot Princess Lea you jacked off to, she got fat and dumpy and dude-like, so it wasn’t such a stretch…and maybe her pussy smelled like an asshole…to soften his dabbling with straight sex blow…sexuality…a weird thing…. Well now their daughter can post slutty selfies like a regular girl, as she builds her profile as an actor, which was hard to do since her dad runs part of fucking Hollywood through his agency…but that’s just how life works…you get born in the right place….a place that by 27 your slutty selfies matter… The post Billie Lourd’s Bra Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I still don’t know who Becky G is, I guess I could google it but why bother. I am only posting this because I like her approach to Halloween photoshoots and not just because there is a Luchador mask in it, because my whole branding on this site, not that I’ve done any real branding, but you get what I am saying, has been the Luchador mask, that unfortunately has led to at least one person saying “what do you think you’re jack black or something” or “hey Nacho Libre get your own schtick”…but when Becky G does it…she’s half naked…and thus better…because when girls are half naked, despite how easy it is to do, it works. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Becky G Slutty Halloween of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I like Emma Roberts… I think there is something hot about her, mainly that she’s skinny, and stylish…. I think she’s got a good overall vibe, especially when she’s out there getting arrested for beating up her boyfriend like she did all those years ago. It’s funny and passionate. Not that I really know what her overall vibe is. I don’t pay attention to anything these people say or do. I just know she’s been in shit I’ve seen and didn’t annoy me. I like that her dad is some Oscar winning loser who reminds us of the flaw in the system of acting. You know a fucking loser fail without a pot to piss in after winning an Oscar. A straight to DVD just to pay the mortgage on a shitty house that is probably not in his name….a self involved addict piece of shit who likely disappointed this one her entire life. I just find that adds so much to a girl’s overall personality…that makes them fun to fuck. I like that her aunt is America’s sweetheart Julia Roberts….and I like that she’s roller skating with her little tits out. You see not all things need to be negative. Not all things need to mock these famous idiots. Sometimes…things are just good and this is one of those times… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emma Roberts Roller Skating Tits of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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