Category Archives: Sex

Girls Dressed as Sydney Sweeney Dressed as Patricia Arquette in True Romance of the Day

I don’t know what Meta actually means, but you hear idiots say it all the time, along with things like trans not tranny, Safe Space, Triggered, Sex Positive, Believe all Women, Meme, #metoo, and all the other shit we didn’t need that the internet has brought to the surface…because as it turns out – people are bored and angry and now have a place to voice their worthless opinion instead of just off-ing themselves like they would have done pre-internet… Anyway, Meta is….Girls Dressed as Sydney Sweeney on euphoria, the HBO answer to Riverdale, that is far racier, far darker, far more worthy of watching….. What makes it meta, I don’t really know what meta is….is that this is from the halloween episode of the show, where Sydney Sweeney is dressed as Patricia Arquette in True Romance…. So these idiots are dressed like Sydney Dressed like Arquette….and are not dressed like Arquette..and that’s just too weird for my brain to wrap around…I get that they’ve probably never seen True Romance or know who Arquette is…but still fucking weird… Still not as weird as how hot Arquette was compared to what she looks like now…even though her career is fucking killing it now thanks to a series of great roles…though. Here are the idiots. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Girls Dressed as Sydney Sweeney Dressed as Patricia Arquette in True Romance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Skin Links 10.30.19

Jessica Portman Cheats On Her Boyfriend On Vacation Over at Vixen Samantha Mumba in a See Through… read more > >

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Movie Nudity Report: Terminator: Dark Fate and Where to See This Weekend's Stars Nude 11.1.19

We’ve got a skinsational franchise returning to theaters this week along with the best places to… read more > >

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Jennifer Aniston Tits Out of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is on a new show that I guess she’s really trying to make a hit and that will likely be a hit because America fucking love her and her costar Reese Witherspoon…so with being on a new show, and trying to promote a new show, she’s doing media, making out with Dyke-DeGeneres on Daytime TV, launching INSTAGRAM accounts, that basically broke Instagram because 8 million people tried to follow her at the same time….and you gotta ask yourself why….fucking bother…. I get it, she has no kids and has nothing else to do. When real women are celebrating their kids accomplishments, she’s only got herself to celebrate. Pretty depressing. Right. At a certain point you gotta wonder what went wrong in her life that at this age she still craves the public support and attention. It’s likely the same reason no one ever knocked her up, or stayed with her, she’s annoying…narcisstic…self involved…a cunt…and now OLD..fucking old…retire.. She has so much money and fame, she still gets paid from Friends so there’s a revenue stream and she’s got no kids or family to leave the money to, so it’s almost just for her ego or a way to justify her life choices…”If the world loves me, it will offset never having a kid to love me”…but it won’t…if anything it just makes her look desperate and pathetic…but here’s to another hit…and at least she’s got tits to go with that Halloween mask looking granny who will never be a grann face….tits that are really the only reason she stood out on Friends or that she’s still here… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Aniston Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sophie Mudd Big Tits and Thats All of the Day

Sophie Mudd still using her tits to get ahead in life, when you have tits like that, I guess you’re typecast and don’t really need to bother doing anything else. I mean you could be a self starter who says “I will not let my tits define me” and try to get an education, some work experience, maybe become a doctor, a big titty doctor that no one realizes is big titty until the top comes off after trying to win her over with your charm…only to be rewarded with a gift that is her tits…tits no one else knows she even had… But why bother, showing the tits in any way you can gets you instagram followers, lots of them, and that allows you to not ever actually work, a better deal. If you have the option – always choose the slut life. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sophie Mudd Big Tits and Thats All of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Slutty Halloween of the Day

It’s Halloween…the slutty costumes are what you are into today. It is the whole point of Halloween and the basis of the Charlie Brown Halloween cartoon we all watched as kids. They just don’t go into too much detail…but we know. So whether you are a woman trying to live out the slut life you’ve had in the back of your mind everytime you masturbate, and you’ve been doing YOGA, Pilates and Keto Diet for all these years…and you’re tired of only letting the tinder dates you fuck miserably and get disppointed by…you want to broaden that reach…or if you’re just a straight slut…the slutty version of any costume, with our without butthole, is better than the conventional one…and we’re all here to take advantage of this glorious day, like we have all these years, as the costumes got skimpier and skimpier because girls got sluttier and more into showing off their bodies… It’s a good time, and we should not divert from watching the girls we know who are only half naked a few times a year…on vacation and on Halloween…and the girls we don’t know who we can tell are in this slut-fit for Halloween and the girls who are half naked everyday, but this time with a theme and purpose…all fucking wins.. So we can talk celeb but celebs aren’t that hot…while slutty costumes are….take them in while I go into diabetic shock eating all this candy… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Slutty Halloween of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bet on the UFC of the Day

I don’t watch UFC because I am not a bro fuck who does HGH and watches ROGAN where I learn important trends about health and wellness so that I can annoy everyone around me with knowledge from the actual experts about things like celery juice, intermittent fasting, kettle bell workouts, fucking ONNIT with that Aubry Marcus rich kid bro, Keto Diet, micro-dosing and other bro shit… I just find dude on dude half naked queer, which people have called me queer for thinking it’s a sexual thing, like only a queer would find that queer, where real men know it’s fucking skill…and it really isn’t so much the dudes fighting being queer, it’s the dude watching with excitement that is queer… The only way to beat that queer over/under tone is to make the over/under about betting on the winner…make the fight about you, your bank account, your game…by Betting ! So I’ve partnered with THIS Site to help you…. Not only can you get a free $1000 with your first deposit…so SIGN UP NOW!! What I know about this fight, other than that UFC is queer to watch, is from my UFC friend who says that Jorge Masvidal – Ghetto Jesus – or Street Jesus – did the fastest knockout in UFC history by running across the ring and KOed a motherfucker in the most epic…it went Viral, Here’s a vid of the Knockout – Fear Factor Bitch.. https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/KO-.mp4 Jorge Masvidal was a backyard fighter with Kimbo Slice, RIP, the porn bodyguard turned backyard fighting sensation on early internet… Here’s a vid: https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/street-jesus-1.mp4 So then Nate Diaz, who is a big name and who fought Conor McGregor in some hyped fight, decided to call out the only Gangster in the game….Dana White saw dollars and created the Bad Motherfucker Belt…which they are fighting for…then Nate Diaz got caught with illegal/contraband chemicals in his urine….which caused issues/drama…but it got resolved when they said there were no chemicals in his urine…big drama…. Now, Donald Trump is Showing Up…The Rock is Putting the Bad Motherfuck Belt on the winner…and you assholes gotta bet NOW…fight is on Saturday… Bet NOW!! How about some Ariany Celeste…the old hang den mother of the UFC girls…who I assume still does UFC shit…despite being in her 40s..and totally mismanaged by her manager…when you’re the pussy on the biggest sport in the world…you should have a far better career than she’s got…. Remember to Bet NOW!! The post Bet on the UFC of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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#TBT to the Witchy Nudity in The Love Witch

The Love Witch will cast a spell on your pants! read more > >

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A SKIN-depth Look at the Sex and Nudity of the Halloween Franchise

We close out Halloween season 2019 with the franchise that started it all, John Carpenter’s… read more > >

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Cami Mendes Burlesque Weirdness of the Day

Cami Mendes is on Riverdale… Riverdale is arguably the worst most popular show on TV, in the history of TV…I mean it fucking sucks. I don’t have any real quantifiable scientific evidence of that statement, it is mainly based on opinion, plus science can’t be trusted and can be easily manipulated, I mean science just told us that Bella Hadid’s face is the most perfect face in terms of beauty, and we all know that’s not true, we all know she’s only valid cuz of being skinny and having tits….then there’s that whole Global Warming thing they use 13 year old retard children to try to hype up…sometimes your gut, your big, unhealthy cause of your Diabetes GUT is the only thing you trust….and my gut is telling me that Riverdale was alright the first season, then the writers had a stroke, and now shit’s just bad….luckily HBO brought out a real relevant teen show called Euphoria which is really what Riverdale should want to be…but instead the smut on the show is this garbage….a neckless 40 year old Mexican who stars as Veronica doing some 1920s showgirl act…because that’s how in touch these assholes are. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Cami Mendes Burlesque Weirdness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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