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Bianca Elouise Nipples of the Day

Her name is Bianca Elouise . This is a pretty funny story about a girl trying to promote her own bikini line… It’s actually a clever enough stunt, only because it involves her nipples. She went to the store, found the shittiest but most expensive bathing suit, because anyone with a brain knows that the designer clothing they are buying is no different that the fast fashion shit that is a fraction, I’m talking 5 percent of the the price….But thanks to marketing, fear of missing out, full retards…they continue to exist, thrive, etc… So this girl, who has a huge fucking fat ass on her instagram….picked it up, put it on, and got it wet for the paparazzi she called – because she knew sacrificing her nipple to get a story on Chanel having shit suits, would in turn draw attention to her swim line. It’s clever because it involves nipples… It’s not that clever beyond that because the media is easy to manipulate, you just need to barely expose something idiots care about with your tits and they talk about it. Let’s hope Chanel sues her or offs her…you know like the CIA does to all the people who expose their stories online. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bianca Elouise Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emma Roberts Aerobics Erotica of the Day

Emma Roberts is in the new American Horror Story. I have never seen the previous American Horror Stories, even though I like horror and I like dumb youth drama series….even though Emma Roberts is in her 30s and not super youthful. I do know that the new season is about a 1984 Summer camp, realizing that people love the 80s vibe, proven by the popularity Stranger Things and Kim Kardashian’s 1980 born pussy hole. In 1984, there was aerobics, I fucking love aerobics, even though aerobics killed my mother… The leotards, the dancing…the asses….the everything… So seeing Emma Roberts dressed like my dead mom on the day she died and being turned on by it…is strange, but I wouldn’t expect it to be anything less. I’m just joking my mom died of AIDS in Mexico thanks to some white salesman on business to Mexico, but we are all allowed to re-write our history with 80s Jane Fonda theme. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emma Roberts Aerobics Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Pornstar Riley Reid Celebrated Her Birthday on Twitter of the Day

https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/RILEY_REID_BDAY.mp4 So…I’m not allowed to have a twitter. I have been deleted twice over the last 6 months and basically gave up on the shit… But Riley Reid, the very famous porn chick, is allowed to celebrate her birthday with a birthday video of a sparkler in her twerking porn pussy asshole…. I guess censorship is unfair….but at least porn chicks can share their subtle and classy behavior with the people…..while reminding us that Twitter…a publicly traded tech company…is a porn site….which we already knew. The post Pornstar Riley Reid Celebrated Her Birthday on Twitter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Movie Nudity Report: Darlin' 7.12.19

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Skin Links 7.12.19

A Field Guide to Betty Gilpin Hailey Baldwin Pokies in a Yellow Top! Naked Redhead Cutie Erna O’… read more > >

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Visible Thong and Other Videos of the Day

People are Weird Short Man Meltdown Idiot Students and Their Idiot Graffiti Dude Destroying Cars in Germany Arizona Ice Tea Spitter Gender Reveal Fail Multiple Soda Sippers Kid Lights HImself on Fire The post Visible Thong and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Marisa Papen Nude Stunting of the Day

Marisa Papen who treats nude modeling like action sports, the adrenaline junkie doing what she can to get noticed, hype while being naked, cuz I guess she gets off to it, did a more standard instagram nude shoot, that showcased her well maintained thick bush…and her tits…doing nothing really exciting or different…but that include a naked chick so what the fuck else do you want or expect from the bitch. I mean I can’t be expected to try to be clever about a snorkel and mask wearing diver, unless it’s to bust out jokes about how I’d use a snorkel to go down on her so that I can fucking stay down there for hours investigating her sea creature pussy like it was the deep blue abyss….as I would with any naked girl…you know just doing my part…but in this case…I’d rather wear one of those vintage scuba suits with the giant helmet to avoid getting herpes….not that Papen has herpes…it is just that they all have herpes…just like all their nude pics look the same. The post Marisa Papen Nude Stunting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Instagram BUSH of the Day

Instagram used to have really aggressive nudity clauses that I guess they have relaxed on knowing that nudity isn’t that big of a deal. I guess they were sensitive to nudity because they are a publicly traded company with people to answer to. I guess they didn’t want the site to be straight up porn, because anything uncensored on the internet always turns into straight up porn…. But then the people spoke, the titty activists who started being mad about nipples or breast feeding pics being deleted. They felt if it was their body, it was their right, and if it was their free profile it was their right, and eventually facebook loosed the noose it had on people…and started letting some nudity slip… It was like if all people, even celebs, just want to post nude selfies all day, we kinda need to let them….and then if all girls want to do the same, to be like their celeb mentors and idols, we kinda need to let them…. And that has evolved to pics of naked girls looking at their bush in a mirror… Safe for instagram, but porno to advertisers anywhere else you post it…..weird. The post Instagram BUSH of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Katie Holmes Got Them Tits Out of the Day

Katie Holmes is doing some instagram style erotica. She is in black and white so you know it is art. She is in her underwear so you know it is art….I mean I guess jeans aren’t really seen as underwear but in the Scientology world that she is from, the early model robot, who is not aging well as technology just wasn’t there when she was built, is just fucking gears and cranks under the jeans and corset push up top…. There is some cleavage and she is Katie Holmes who hasn’t been naked in a movie for fucking decades….the Dawson’s Creek slut…so her weird nerd fans are probably PUMPED on this..so be pumped on this. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Katie Holmes Got Them Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Megan Rapinoe Strategic Tit Slip at the ESPYs of the Day

Megan Rapinoe is in the news for being an American hating American who gets paid by America to play Soccer for the American team…. But she, like everyone who makes a lot of noise about a cause is an attention seeker, making things about herself, loving that people are noticing her because as a soccer player – a FEMALE soccer player no one fucking cares…until she pisses off 50 percent of America with her anti-America shit..and gets the other 50 percent excited cuz they like that kind of activism for attention too…. The fact that when she’s hyped in the media, her tit falls out of her dress….is just pure identification of what she actually is…bullshit…or trans…or both…she’s not hot but it’s funny to watch her tits doing her activism work for her…cuz feminists understand how tits get hits….they just are loud and scream about it…polarize it…whatever…some jock dyke American hating tit. The post Megan Rapinoe Strategic Tit Slip at the ESPYs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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