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Criterion Collection Films with Nudity Spines 400-599

Here are the best films with nudity currently in-print and available from the Criterion… read more > >

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Jessica Simpsons Tits Turn 39 of the Day

Big News. Big Tits, Jessica Simpson is nearly in menopause….it is just around the corner….so you can fantasize about cumming in her and not getting her knocked up soon enough…the nice old dry mom pussy vibe….but when I see starlets, all I want is to K-Fed her… Those mom tits are on another level of absurd..sloppy and life changing if you were to choke on them….which you won’t unless you kidnap her – you weirdo. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Simpsons Tits Turn 39 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Irina Shayk Topless

Recently single Irina Shayk is out there behaving like so many recently single girls crying for attention now that they are single… You know going back to being the whore that she always was…just a few years after committing her whoring to one rich person, who increased her profile and gave her a child he will be paying for for a long time….sex workers and their tactics…especially when they are Russian… Soulless Russian spy getting herself back out there….with a more beat down pussy….a mom pussy…looking for a new revenue stream now that she has locked in her first one. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Irina Shayk Topless appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Instathot of the Day

Armouanth is some slutty gamer girl…. She may not be a Belle Delphine selling her herpes bath water…but she is a reminder that gamer girls are basically cam girl sex workers who realize that nerds pull out their credit cards and that nerds are the best damn audience and fans to have for financial reasons… All you need to do is cocktease them….and give them the most minimal amount of attention…and they freak out cuz that’s how nerds function. Clever sluts. They are all around us. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Instathot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alexandra Daddario Swimsuit of the Day

This Alexandra Daddario bitch, is not just a bitch because of her vagina that makes her one by default, ask any VET they will tell you the same. She’s a bitch because she’s had a total misuse of her tits the last few years…. It’s like she came out with a bang, huge attention generated from her tits, the fuckers basically went viral….all thanks to True Detective. It made her fans, it got dudes jerking off to her, it was a solid strategy… Then she booked Baywatch, where she squeezed her tits into a red bathing suit….instead of pulling out the tits like she did on TRUE DETECTIVE…because she got arrogant…and we were forced to see that without the tits out she’s average at best. Like slut it up a bit…doesn’t she know why she’s here…or more importantly, why WE are here. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alexandra Daddario Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Top Ten Nude Scenes from Buddy Cop Movies

The buddy cop movie genre gets its latest entry this weekend with the release of Stuber starring… read more > >

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'Belmonte' Trailer Hints at More Nudity in Yet Another Movie About a Tortured Artist

Uruguayan director Federico Veiroj (The Apostate) is back with his latest film, Belmonte, about… read more > >

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Naked Man with Kitten Gets Tazed and Other Videos of the Day

Road Rag of the Day 100 KEYS of Cocaine Woman VS Bus Driver Car Burglary Gets Filmed Speeding Motorcycle Takes Out Police Office Mid Air Engine Malfunction Weird Spanking The post Naked Man with Kitten Gets Tazed and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hannah Palmer Pussy Flash of the Day

I have no idea who Hannah Palmer is, but she’s got that instagram girl look that is very popular on instagram, in what I normally assume is an LA sugar baby, with 750,000 followers, despite no one having any idea who she is…the kind of girl who promotes weird Chinese clothing brands, skinny teas, some CBD or Made in China watches…you know the type… I do know what her pussy looks like, and it seems to be a bald pussy, in an era of bush, so you can deduce the kind of girl she is… I also know EATS.CHANNEL on instagram, the geniuses who made this video for their amazing INSTAGRAM account… run by a successful Music Video and TV Commercial director named Chris Applebaum….who directed the Miley Video for the song in his Fourth of July amazingness. META. Big fans over here….. I mean keep bringing the pussy to the internet the way pussy has been presented to us for our entire lives….celebrate hot chicks doing not much else beyond being hot….and guess what it’s not misogynistic, it’s not objectifying, it’s what the good AMERICAN people were brought up on, raised by….it’s no different than what girls spreading their assholes on instagram…they just think it is…not this kind of girl…those evil fun killing feminist girls….but I’ll look at their cunts too cuz this is America. View this post on Instagram A post shared by EATS (@eats.channel) on Jul 2, 2019 at 11:20am PDT View this post on Instagram A post shared by EATS (@eats.channel) on Jul 3, 2019 at 5:04pm PDT View this post on Instagram A post shared by EATS (@eats.channel) on Jul 4, 2019 at 10:43am PDT JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Hannah Palmer Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Eva Longoria Erotica of the Day

Eva Longoria is out on the beach, doing a little beach clean up in a white bathing suit, because she cares about he environment…..or maybe she’s just found her angle, now that she’s old and fat and her ass and legs aren’t the worst of her…she sees the paparazzi and gets into positions. I guess she is one of those no plastic straws people who like me, loves the way a paper straw melts in my mouth mid drink…it reminds me of eating toilet paper out of the ass of the one I love….vodka…. You know….a self aware person who cares about our future….or pretends to…when really she just cares about making as much money as possible for herself cuz she’s living the American Dream….the first generation Mexican who now hires Mexicans as her gardener… This would look better if she pissed herself….she is that age an a white wet bathing suit is why white bathing suits are the best. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Eva Longoria Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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