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Adriana Lima’s Got Her Bikini Tits Out of the Day

I thought Adriana Lima expired or retired from Victoria’s Secret after dragging that shit on and on and on and on for year after year after years… YET HERE SHE IS IN A BIKINI FROM A TITTY ANGLE THAT I GUESS SHE FINDS FAVORABLE…. It is the never ending cycle of bullshit promo modeling that made her lots of millions of dollars…because she doesn’t know any other moves. A one Trick Trick…. Maybe she is either too narcissistic to realize how ugly she has become or maybe she just doesn’t care, because she’s Adriana Lima and her ego overpowers that….. I find it hard to believe she isn’t self conscious, or doesn’t realize she is aging badly….even though all women realize they are aging badly….in the way a sandwich in your lunchbox ages you half retard who uses a lunchbox fuck….which is not a good kind of aging… But the tits…in a bikini…on her back the way old ladies like to be…I learned that on an episode of the Golden Girls… The post Adriana Lima’s Got Her Bikini Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sofia Vergara’s Tits on a Yacht of the Day

Sofia Vergara’s story is one of inspiration to all the girls out there. It reminds them that if you have really big tits and a silly accent, you can play it the fuck up and make it in America. Despite America being painted as a racist place that hate immigrants. There are a fucking ton of immigrants making millions a year with their work visas, greencards and US passports in hand, because using your sex appeal to manipulate people into making your dreams come true is viable…if you have those tits to back up your sex appeal and manipulation…. She started out as an illegal single mom who landed in Miami and never left, but thanks to Colombian cocaine and a hit TV show…she’s now living her middle age menopausal years on yachts she can pay for….unlike when she was first to Miami and had to fuck the guy who owned the yacht to get thee bikini yacht shots. I don’t find her story all that interesting and middle aged women aren’t hot to me, but I am into amplifying the clickbait they produce in their self promotion….it’s kinda what I do. The post Sofia Vergara’s Tits on a Yacht of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Demi Rose Mawby Extreme Photoshop of the Day

The nice thing about Demi Rose, or really any whore on the internet, is that they are all so photoshopped, sexualizing them, like they sexualize themselves is less offensive than it would be if they were a girl half naked on the street…. You see, when you created an Artificial version of someone, they sort of become a cartoon character, so you should be allowed to write all the “Rape” comments you want on her instagram without people getting mad, without the girl feeling creeped on or creeped out….because it’s fiction. A fantasy. Anime. Whatever. I don’t think Sex Worker Demi Rose is hot, I actually hate this Demi Rose Kardashian look….but I guess it’s worked out for her…..a huge sensation…and not working strip club poles…or whatever the alternate universe would have done for her in a world without social media….I feel there would be limited options. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Demi Rose Mawby Extreme Photoshop of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charli XCX Towel Erotica of the Day

The internet….or Social Media more specifically…a place where girls get to have an audience in places they clearly like an audience….like putting on a towel after a shower or before getting dressed… When I take a shower, or get out of the shower, the last thing I am thinking is that I need to get a selfie…to send to my friends…with my tits out…all clean….yet so dirty….and by friends, I mean the random people of the internet that I don’t know but that satisfy my social media needs…likes and follows motherfuckers… Let people in, almost shove it down our throat and force us to digest and consume it – like we’re being raped with their slutty pics….a place that isn’t so bad to be…except for the rejection and loneliness. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charli XCX Towel Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariana Grande Blackface of the Day

Ariana Grande is in Blackface, cuz that’s her aesthetic…The most tanned white girl around…looking like she didn’t kill Mac Miller with his opiates…even though she probably drove him down that road….looking like she didn’t help the bomber at her concert that killed off her fans…even though we all know she’s fully responsible for it… I find very little attractive about the skinny midget with the big fake hair….even in her half naked posing I see a woman hating on America…calling Americas disgusting like that lesbian Soccer player….who doesn’t realize if she was in another country…she’d be stoned by her family…so maybe America isn’t so bad, you dumb white fuck. Not that it has anything to do with Ariana Grande or her love for big cock…..some black cock….some weird SNL cock…but she’s still fucking trash. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariana Grande Blackface of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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'Made in Malta' Trailer Teases Ariadna Cabrol's Great Nude Scene

Did you like Richard Linklater’s Before Sunrise but feel it wasn’t quite Italian enough? First of all, that’s a weird thing to think, and second of all, allow me to introduce you to the new flick Made in Malta…. read more

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The Right Way to Sell Panties of the Day

Some instagram hipsters are selling panties online, not the way I used to try to sell panties online, by going up to girls in college bars and offering them a joint venture opportunity that would generate some solid revenue for both of us, back in early internet days, before everyone was a whore….as I was always an enterprising pervert, which makes me surprised at how hard I’ve failed on the internet…stuck with this site that barely covers beer costs… But that’s not the point, the point is these girls, whoever they are, are launching a panty line, and they are sellling the panties to other girls, not to dudes to jack off to the panties while sniffing them…and they are doing that by posing in them, you know you’re not a slut if you’re doing it for your product line or some shit, but instead of just a standard panty pic, they are doing wet panties so we can see the pussy and that…is just what instagram needs right now….it is in face wonderful use of digital marketing…some women in business inspo. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post The Right Way to Sell Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Miley Cyrus Bikini of the Day

Word on the internet is that Miley Cyrus is getting a divorce from her husband which makes sense – because the last time they broke up, she created the Miley Cyrus character and tour that involved her twerking while showing everyone her butthole…you know her slutty, mooching off the TUMBLR artists to create her own brand of silly and half naked…that put her on the map and made her a lot of money…only to have had her turn her back on it and pretend to be country and pure….back when she got the dude back, married him, only to return to the slut life because once a sex worker always a sex worker…and this is her version of sex work…rich Disney Hollywood sex work…and it’s great. I’m a fan of any girl getting naked, even quirky not so weird trying to be weird people. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Miley Cyrus Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Marisa Papen Naked Again of the Day

Marisa Papen is a known internet nude model, who has called herself an artist, and her art is getting nude in random places, because the nude body is not something we should punish, but rather celebrate, and I’m fully on board with that, because I like looking a naked chicks…. She’s taken her getting naked on the internet so seriously, that she has been arrested for getting naked in places, as she builds up her reputation and audience as a nude model…who likes shock value and scandal because more people notice her….and who travels around the world…BUSH out….for people to buy into whatever she is selling… She is a chick, she likes getting naked, so she gets naked in public and gets a thrill out of it…nothing really new, these nude tactics have been going on forever…and in a time when everyong gets nude, you need to PAPEN yourself and step it up so that your nudes stand out amongst all the nudes… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Marisa Papen Naked Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Katharine McPhee Fixing The Pussy Lips of the Day

Katharine McPhee is no longer topless on her honeymoon with her grandpa, instead she is seen here stuffing her meaty vagina back into her bikini bottoms…. If there’s one thing I know about Katharine McPhee, it’s that she spells her name with an A not an E and that fucks with my head. Who does that? The other thing I know about her, is that she had vaginalplasty…. There were leaked nudes of the American Idol starlet in what was likely an iCloud hack, and the highlight pics were her scabbed up pussy selfie that you know was for her doctor…so medical…so erotic… You know a bitch wit a VULVA complex, trying to get better, do better, improve herself through surgery about something she was insecure about…in order to land the man of her dreams or I guess the bank account of her dreams…with 80 year old David Foster who I’m sure has a bulletproof pre-nup, but that still probably works out nicely for this bitch. I wonder if she’s looking at her pussy, because like all amputees, she’s got a phantom limb or in her case LABIA…trying to escape her bikini like old times…only for her to realize a few minutes after this was taken “oh right, I cut that meaty shit off like I worked the deli counter”…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Katharine McPhee Fixing The Pussy Lips of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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