Category Archives: TV

Porn Star Kim Kardashian Is Nude, Gross And Overly Photoshopped!

I still don’t understand what you sickos see in this untalented porn star, but hey, if fat, annoying moms are one of your weird fetishes, who am I to judge, right? So here’s Kim Kardashian ‘s latest “artsy” photoshoot, with her wearing nothing but body paint in the desert, and even if you’re not a Kim fan, you have to at least appreciate how much hard work went into this. I bet some poor intern had to spend days Photoshopping these. Continue reading

Katie Price Is A Very Old Schoolgirl

Don’t get me wrong, I love Katie Price as much as the next cleavage-obsessed blogger. She’s one of my original busty British crushes. But I don’t know if she can pull off the sexy schoolgirl look anymore now that she’s in her late 30s. Sexy teacher maybe. Luckily though, that cleavage of hers pairs pretty well with anything, and on the plus side, I guess this is still better than her last few outfits . So enjoy. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Meet Lucy-Jo Hudson And Her Chesticles

In case you didn’t get enough white meat over Thanksgiving, here’s enough cleavage to put you back into a vegetative state, thanks to Lucy-Jo Hudson at the 16th Annual United for UNICEF Gala Dinner. According to my sources, this busty Brit used to be some kind of soap star, but if you ask me, this is a probably a much more rewarding career. Just to be clear, I don’t mean attending charity events, I mean showing off her funbags for the paps. Here’s hoping she keeps it up. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jessica Simpson’s Booty Will Warm You Up

Years ago, I never could’ve predicted that  Jessica Simpson would start her very own fashion empire, but I can’t deny that she’s got some serious business sense to go along with that killer body of hers. For instance, instead of wasting valuable ad money on some no-name model, here she is using her booty to help sell her new line of workout gear. I just hope she gets a cut of the Kleenex sales too. Yow. Continue reading

5-year-old Girl Drums To System Of A Down

Usually female drummers suck, but this little girl is going to be an awesome drummer one day! Continue reading

Instagram Model Kendall Jenner Is Trying Too Hard

Yes, that is Kendall Jenner dressed up a sexy shark. According to my sources, it’s part of her shoot for  LOVE  Magazine’s annual advent calendar. And I have no clue what “genius” came up with the idea to cover Kendall up in a shark costume, but if you ask me, it’s a total waste of Kendall’s talent. And by that I mean, that killer body of hers. That said, if this whole professional modeling thing doesn’t work out, I think Kendall could have a very successful career as a sexy aquarium mascot. She’s a natural. Continue reading

I’m Thankful For Nicole Harrison In Lingerie

I can’t tell you much about Nicole Harrison  here, besides the fact that she’s a model from Australia. But I can tell you that this set of lingerie pictures might just be one of the hottest photoshoots I’ve seen all month. Maybe even all year. So enjoy, and remember this name, because here’s hoping we see a lot more from Nicole where this came from. Yow. » view all 46 photos Continue reading

Car Gets Sucked Up By Tornado

This is pretty terrifying footage of a tornado. I just hope the driver survived! Continue reading

Seinfeld Bass Door Sensor

This dude needs to mass produce these things! Continue reading

Kimberley Garner Is White Hot

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my Twitter pal and future ex-wife  Kimberley Garner , and I was beginning to think maybe we weren’t Internet friends anymore. But then she showed up to the British Fashion Awards putting on this white-hot booty show, so obviously we’re all good again, and this friendship can get back to normal. You know, where I drool over her perfect body and Kimberley barely remembers I exist. Enjoy! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading