Category Archives: TV

Chloe Grace Moretz Is A Little Model

I always knew that Chloe Grace Moretz was a promising, up-and-coming actress (and I’m seriously looking forward to her next movie ), but I didn’t know she was also an aspiring model until I saw this photoshoot. And don’t get me wrong, Chloe’s definitely got the talent to do it, but if she really wants to get serious about this thing, she needs to start working with photographers who understand that she looks better the more skin she shows, not the more clothes she puts on. Luckily, my phone takes great pictures. Continue reading

What’s In The Box?

Japanese game shows are the best! And Japanese girls on Japanese games shows are damn cute! Continue reading

Man Released From Prison After 44 Years

Otis Johnson served 44 years in prison. He was released at 69. The world is a much different place now! Continue reading

Selena Gomez Working It For Thanksgiving Day

So this week is apparently the biggest travel week of the year because of Thanksgiving, which means there’s going to be more hotties flying through LAX over the next few days than at any other point in the year. In case you still needed to book a trip somewhere. Anyway, here’s Selena Gomez on her way through the airport, and I’m seriously jealous of whatever lucky bastards are on that plane with her. Although I would’ve been even more jealous if she’d been wearing this . Oh well, there’s always next year. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

European Bike Stealing Championships 2015

Find out which Euro city has the best bike thieves! Continue reading

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bare Booty For Maxim!

I’ve got some big news, turns out the #1 hottest MILF of all-time and our reigning MILF of the Year  Alessandra Ambrosio made the cover of Maxim ‘s December issue. And as you can see, she did most of the photoshoot modeling my favorite outfit of hers: her birthday suit. But more importantly, apparently Maxim ‘s able to show bare butts now . If you ask me, this calls for a celebration. But apparently I’m banned from shooting off pants fireworks in Starbucks. Those prudes. Continue reading

Instagram Model Kendall Jenner And Her Cougar Sister Kylie At The AMAs

In case you forgot, Kylie Jenner is trying to become a pop star , which is pretty much as big a joke as that porn star Kim trying to become an author. But I guess that’s why her and her big sister Kendall Jenner showed up to the American Music Awards last night. Knowing that family, I’m guessing she was there to pick up a trophy they paid for, like Best New Pop Star or a Lifetime Achievement Award. But since I don’t want to encourage Kylie’s music career, instead let’s focus on her real talent: looking and dressing like a cougar even though she’s only 18. Now that’s actually impressive. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

New Rubik’s Cube World Record

I hope this gets him laid one day!. Continue reading

Conan Guest Stars In An Armenian Soap Opera

And this is why Conan is the best! Continue reading

Funny Coca-Cola Mascot

This is the best job for a sex predator. Continue reading