Category Archives: TV

Alyssa Arce’s Sweet Underboob Action

It’s Friday, and as far as I’m concerned, there’s no better way to cap off another long workweek of drooling over hot nobodies and writing dick jokes than by posting another hot nobody showing off some serious cleavage. So here’s underrated hottie Alyssa Arce and her underboob to send you into the weekend with a five-alarm pants fire. You’re welcome. Continue reading

Alyssa Arce’s Sweet Underboob Action

It’s Friday, and as far as I’m concerned, there’s no better way to cap off another long workweek of drooling over hot nobodies and writing dick jokes than by posting another hot nobody showing off some serious cleavage. So here’s underrated hottie Alyssa Arce and her underboob to send you into the weekend with a five-alarm pants fire. You’re welcome. Continue reading

Gigi Hadid Works It In A Swimsuit!

I still don’t really buy this whole “ Gigi Hadid is a professional supermodel” thing, but I guess my mom still doesn’t buy that I’m a professional journalist either. And I’ve got to say, out of the two Hadid sister/fake models, I’d definitely take Gigi over her sister. At least she knows how to do more than one look for the camera. I guess their rich parents must’ve ran out of money for modeling lessons after Gigi. Continue reading

Bianca Balti’s Sexy Fashion

I’ve never understood why people do “fashion photoshoots” — I mean, isn’t the point of a photoshoot so we can drool over the model, not the clothes? Anyway, here’s the lastest shoot from Italian hottie Bianca Balti and you know, I think I might finally be starting to get the appeal. I mean, obviously I’d still prefer to see Bianca model a hand-bra than a sweater, but it’s hard to argue with pictures like this … Continue reading

Bianca Balti’s Sexy Fashion

I’ve never understood why people do “fashion photoshoots” — I mean, isn’t the point of a photoshoot so we can drool over the model, not the clothes? Anyway, here’s the lastest shoot from Italian hottie Bianca Balti and you know, I think I might finally be starting to get the appeal. I mean, obviously I’d still prefer to see Bianca model a hand-bra than a sweater, but it’s hard to argue with pictures like this … Continue reading

Kate Upton Busts Out In A Bikini

I don’t know if it technically qualifies as a hotness comeback if you’ve still been doing magazine covers once a month, but Kate Upton was looking pretty boring (which is code for chubby, just to be clear) for a while there. And between that great lip sync video yesterday and now this latest Instagram shot, I’m happy to report that she’s looking like the old Kate again. AKA the one that’s a total instant pants fire in a bikini. Phew. It’s about time. A post shared by Kate Upton (@kateupton) on Apr 19, 2017 at 10:21am PDT Continue reading

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Naked Underboob

Just in case any of you guys didn’t believe me yesterday , when I was saying how Alessandra Ambrosio is still hands-down one of the hottest women in the supermodel biz, I’m pretty sure this photoshoot she did for Narcisse Magazine ought to settle that argument once and for all. You’ve heard of a mic drop? Well, pretty sure this counts as a pants drop. Continue reading

Peyton List In A Little Bikini

I know I’ve done posts on this Peyton List hottie before, but I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever creeped “researched” her Instagram. And I’m happy to report that she looks just as good in “candid” selfies as she does literally everywhere else. Phew. I’m sure you guys were all worried, right? Continue reading

Hailey Baldwin’s Topless Profile

Don’t let this Elle picture fool you.  Hailey Baldwin  may be getting a couple real gigs these days, but that’s just a side job to her main business: giving us pants fires via social media. And look, I know Hailey really wants to be taken seriously as a real supermodel, but there’s nothing wrong with just being a professional Instagram model. It’s a totally respectable line of work. Sure, it’s not like being a doctor or a lawyer, but coming from a professional T&A blogger, it’s definitely pretty important in my book. Continue reading

Hailey Baldwin’s Topless Profile

Don’t let this Elle picture fool you.  Hailey Baldwin  may be getting a couple real gigs these days, but that’s just a side job to her main business: giving us pants fires via social media. And look, I know Hailey really wants to be taken seriously as a real supermodel, but there’s nothing wrong with just being a professional Instagram model. It’s a totally respectable line of work. Sure, it’s not like being a doctor or a lawyer, but coming from a professional T&A blogger, it’s definitely pretty important in my book. Continue reading