Category Archives: TV

Sophie Simmons Is Working Social Media In Her Bra And Panties

I know sometimes I like to rag on  Sophie Simmons , and point out that she’s really only C-list “famous” because her dad is Gene Simmons. But then I remember that things like the fact that long tongues probably run in the family and I run a website that could help her wannabe modeling career, and you know, maybe I was wrong about all of that… Because after these latest shots, I think Sophie’s definitely got a promising future. Or at least, I’d be willing to see what me and the Little Tuna could do to help out. Call me! Continue reading

Bella Thorne’s Nipple Ring Snap

Well folks, it finally happened. After all those days, weeks, months of me trying to get definitive visual confirmation of Bella Thorne ‘s new nipple ring, she finally went ahead and showed it off on Snapchat. It’s an Easter miracle! …That’s a thing, right? Either way, if anyone out there’s still doubting that Bella is the #1 Snapchatter of all-time, I think this officially settles it. Bravo. Continue reading

Hailey Clauson Booty Show

According to my sources (AKA my calendar), I’m told it’s Good Friday today, so I’m guessing a lot of you guys probably aren’t at work right now. And that’s a good thing, because these latest pictures from  Hailey Clauson are so hot, I guarantee you’re going to have trouble keeping your pants on. And I know not everybody’s office has a lax “no pants” policy like mine does. Enjoy. Continue reading

Rita Ora Is Fit As F%ck

If I’m reading this cover right, I guess Rita Ora gave  Shape Magazine  some of her signature workout tips when she made their latest cover. And judging from the photoshoot, I guess it involves using a stripper pole, hanging upside down, and… deep leg stretches ? Anyway, I don’t know how well that’ll work for their readers, but it’s definitely working for me. Yow! Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski’s Boobie Grab

I know a lot of you guys out there think I have the best job in the world, considering I get to write nonsense about hotties in lingerie all day in between naps. And I used to think that too. But then I saw this picture of  Emily Ratajkowski ‘s personal funbag assistant. And trust me, I’d trade 10 years’ worth of naps for an hour working that job. Hell, even 30, 45 seconds would do. Continue reading

Ariel Winter Does Conan!

According to my sources, Ariel Winter got invited on Conan last night, which means she’s officially at least a B-list celeb now. And I take full credit, obviously. See, before I started doing regular posts on her, she was just another sitcom kid/wannabe putting up booty pictures on Instagram. Now? She’s talk show famous. Anyway, I’m looking forward to my thank you card. Preferably in the form of a bikini and/or lingerie selfie, please.               Continue reading

Cara Delevingne’s Sideboob For Puma

OK, so I know this probably isn’t what you were expecting when you heard I had new pictures of  Cara Delevingne playing with her kitty. But come on, this is a family site, and Cara’s modeling for Puma, not your perverted fantasies. That said, we still got a little sideboob out of it so at least this photoshoot wasn’t a total wash. Enjoy. Continue reading

Alexis Ren Works Hard At Shaking Her Booty

I know there’s a lot of hot nobodies out there, but I’ve always been impressed by how hard  Alexis Ren here works. And if you think I’m being sarcastic, I’m not. Posting booty videos and pictures on social media practically 24/7 takes dedication, perseverance, and a killer body — the three main qualities I admire most in a woman. Well, that and not laughing in my face when I tell them I still live with my mom. Still, three out of four ain’t bad! Continue reading

Elizabeth Hurley Is Now An Instagram Model

It might be shocking to some of you, but did you know Elizabeth Hurley is 51 years old? Judging by these pictures of her on Instagram, I’d give her 48 max! A hot 48!. You know it’s one thing for a girl in their 20s to be prancing around on social media, but not a hot old cougar. Grow up! Better yet, do something that makes you relevant again. A post shared by Elizabeth Hurley (@elizabethhurley1) on Apr 9, 2017 at 4:18am PDT » view all 15 photos                   Continue reading

More Carlie Jo Howell’s Hotness In Your Cup

I’m still waiting for the world’s hottest coffee shop owner/barista Carlie Jo Howell to take me up on my exciting business proposal (AKA opening one of her topless coffee shops in my mom’s basement). But here’s a few more of her latest Snapchat pictures to help tide me over until she finally comes to her senses and realizes what a great franchise opportunity that would be. Trust me, I know a ton about the coffee business. I figure I’ve been thrown out of and/or banned from at least 100 Starbucks by now. Call me! Continue reading