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Bo Krsmanovic Teases For SI

Posted on February 22, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

Yesterday, I posted a video of Bo Krsmanovic playing in the snow with Hailey Clauson for the 2017 SI Swimsuit Issue , even though I didn’t really understand what dog sledding has to do with hotties in swimsuits. Luckily, Bo made a second video, and this one may not be as creative as the last one, but it definitely makes a lot more sense. So here’s Bo rolling around topless on the beach. Some things are classics for a reason. » view all 16 photos Continue reading →

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Porn Star Kim Kardashian’s Fake Booty Is Absolutely Disgusting

Posted on February 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

I know some of you sickos out there still dig this chubby ex-porn star and her nasty fake booty, so I guess you’ll enjoy these shots of  Kim Kardashian holding her own private wet t-shirt contest in the pool. Personally though, I think it’s just gross. Chicks need to stop with the fake booty implants already. They’re horrible. Like I always say, if you want to get work done, focus on the chest region. Fake funbags never go out of style. This is just sick. Continue reading →

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Tiny Tim Is Not Going To School Today

Posted on February 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

If you have 6 minutes and want to listen to a grown man mess with an elementary school, this is the video for you. Continue reading →

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Kendall Jenner Is See Through

Posted on February 20, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

I guess now that Kendall Jenner ‘s a “real” supermodel and all, she’s contractually obligated to do photoshoots like this, where she’s just sitting around pouting in see-through shirts. And even though I don’t really get the first part, I can’t complain about the see-through part. Because I don’t know about you guys, but it’s definitely putting a smile on my face right now. Enjoy! » view all 15 photos Continue reading →

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Joanna Krupa Gets Naked

Posted on February 20, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

It feels like it’s been way too long since I’ve done a post on  Joanna Krupa , AKA one of my original future ex-wives, and that’s downright criminal. So I figured I’d look for some new pictures from the cougar hottie, and found these. And you know, I’ve never been much of a reader, but it’s starting to look a lot more appealing to me after this. Yow! » view all 14 photos Continue reading →

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Ariel Winter’s Booty Show

Posted on February 16, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

I don’t know who this dude is getting a handful of Ariel Winter ‘s booty in her latest Instagram bikini picture, but I guess that’s her new boyfriend. And I’m not going to lie, I’m getting a little jealous here. Not only am I never going to be able to get within groping distance of Ariel’s bikini booty, but I don’t think I’d be able to pick her up either. She’s not exactly light. And I’m not exactly buff. Guess I’d better go do a few more forearm reps just in case. Continue reading →

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Kate Upton Is The 2017 ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Issue Cover Model

Posted on February 15, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

After weeks of those super-hot teaser videos , the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has finally been released, and Kate Upton got the cover — again . That makes it three times for the busty blonde. And to celebrate, they apparently made three different covers so you can “collect them all” or something. But since no one would actually ever do that, I’ve got all three for you here, so you can enjoy them all without looking like a big weirdo for buying an armful of the same damn magazine. You’re welcome in advance. » view all 19 photos Continue reading →

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Chrissy Teigen Does Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Posted on February 15, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

Looking at these pictures of  Chrissy Teigen  in the 2017 SI Swimsuit Issue just reminded me, but I totally forgot Chrissy had a kid last year. Which means it’s time to invite her to join the official Hollywood Tuna MILF Club. It’s a pretty sweet deal, actually — you get to pretend I don’t exist while I talk about what a hot MILF you are, and club dues are just a few bikini and/or lingerie and/or fully nude pictures sent to my inbox once a month. Or, for a lifetime membership, you come over to my mom’s basement for a date. No one’s picked that option yet, but maybe Chrissy could be the first. (It’s cool. Just tell John it’s a “work thing.”) » view all 13 photos Continue reading →

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Olivia Munn’s Swimsuit Beer Pong

Posted on February 13, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

I guess now that Aaron Rodgers is officially on vacation, it’s time for Olivia Munn to get back to work. And by “work,” I mean posting regular bikini pictures on Instagram. And that’s great news for the rest of us perverts, because it probably means we’ll be getting more pictures like this of Olivia playing beer pong in a swimsuit in some tropical destination. Here’s hoping she moves on to topless tanning next. Continue reading →

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Rich Kid Wannabe Model Ava Sambora Works It In A Bikini

Posted on February 13, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

I know I usually like to rag on rich kid models and point out how they’re only landing modeling contracts because of their famous parents. But let’s get real here: Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora aren’t exactly A-listers anymore, and Galore Magazine isn’t Vogue . So instead of getting cynical about this latest beach photoshoot from Ava Sambora , let’s just enjoy it for what it is: more pictures of another hot nobody/wannabe in a bikini. And those always work for me. Continue reading →

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