Category Archives: TV

Helen Flanagan’s Hotness Returns

I write about so many hotties for this site that I tend to forget about them if they’re not taking bikini and/or lingerie pictures at least once a month. And seeing this photoshoot from Helen Flanagan reminded me just how much me and the Little Tuna have missed this busty Brit. It’s been way too long. So if you ask me, someone really needs to get Helen on Snapchat. That way I can get regular hotness updates on her once again and we can avoid situations like this, where I accidentally go multiple months without drooling over her even once. Continue reading

Lauren Mellor’s Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

I haven’t done a post on  Lauren Mellor  in years, but I never forget a pair of perfect funbags. And seeing the former Sports Illustrated Rookie back with SI for their new 2017 Swimsuit Issue is bringing all those good memories flooding back (to my pants region). So if you’ll excuse me, me and the South African hottie need to go make up for lost time. I figure 30-45 seconds should probably do. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Tanya Mityushina Will Blow Your Pants Off!

I have to look at pictures of a lot of hot models for this gig — I know, it’s a tough job, but hey, somebody’s got to do it — and in my professional opinion,  Tanya Mityushina here is hands down one of the hottest. I mean, not only does this blonde Russian babe have a killer body, but she also seems to have discovered a genius new way to wear a pair of cut-off jeans. Here’s hoping the trend catches on. » view all 15 photos Continue reading

Tanya Mityushina Will Blow Your Pants Off!

I have to look at pictures of a lot of hot models for this gig — I know, it’s a tough job, but hey, somebody’s got to do it — and in my professional opinion,  Tanya Mityushina here is hands down one of the hottest. I mean, not only does this blonde Russian babe have a killer body, but she also seems to have discovered a genius new way to wear a pair of cut-off jeans. Here’s hoping the trend catches on. » view all 15 photos Continue reading

Nina Agdal’s Topless In Health Magazine

I know I don’t do as many posts on Nina Agdal anymore as I used to, but let’s be honest, my former #1 favorite hottie isn’t as hot as she used to be either. But she just did a topless shoot for Health Magazine , and Nina’s looking a lot better than I remembered. I don’t know if this is my “dream body,” like the cover says, but it’s definitely pretty damn close. Enjoy. Continue reading

Fastest Jump Roper

This little dude’s skinny legs sure move fast. Continue reading

Guitar Loop

This dude got some mad skills. It will mesmerize you. Continue reading

Ashley Graham Gets Super Plus-Sized For V Magazine

I know I have to be careful when I do posts on Ashley Graham , because we’re all supposed to pretend she’s a real supermodel and not just super plus-sized. Otherwise I get in trouble. So I’m just going to put up these Polaroids from her latest shoot for V Magazine and let you guys decide for yourselves. Personally, these pictures are currently making my pants region freeze over, but hey, if it’s working for you, go ahead and enjoy. » view all 16 photos Continue reading

Instagram Model Alexis Ren Naked Is A Turning Point

I’ve done a lot of posts on Alexis Ren  by now, and personally, I think she’s more than hot enough to ditch amateur Instagram modeling and turn pro. I mean, if Kendall Jenner can be a Victoria’s Secret model, I don’t see what’s stopping Alexis. You know, other than not having rich, influential parents bankrolling her modeling career. But whatever. Who needs them when she’s got me and the Little Tuna as her #1 fans? So I officially promise to keep promoting Alexis and her perfect body until she lands a major modeling contract… or agrees to go out on a date with me. Whichever comes first. » view all 13 photos Continue reading

Mr. Clean Gets Erotic

‘ As a man, I am offended by this! We’re not just sex objects. Continue reading