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Behati Prinsloo Knows How To Dess

Here’s supermodel Behati Prinsloo working her long legs while filming the latest Maroon 5 music video. If you guys didn’t know, Behati is married to the douchiest rock vocalist of all-time Adam Levine. Yes, if you can tell I’m a little jealous because that crappy singer gets to climb those skinny legs with his tongue and I don’t. You know, I can sing badly too and write songs about girls breaking my heart, which I do every night while watching my favorite videos on Porn Hub. Life’s not fair. » view all 16 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Behati Prinsloo Knows How To Dess

Here’s supermodel Behati Prinsloo working her long legs while filming the latest Maroon 5 music video. If you guys didn’t know, Behati is married to the douchiest rock vocalist of all-time Adam Levine. Yes, if you can tell I’m a little jealous because that crappy singer gets to climb those skinny legs with his tongue and I don’t. You know, I can sing badly too and write songs about girls breaking my heart, which I do every night while watching my favorite videos on Porn Hub. Life’s not fair. » view all 16 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Shanina Shaik Is My Latest Crush

Sometimes I have a difficult time keeping track of them all, but I’m pretty sure Shanina Shaik here is one of my supermodel crushes. And if not, then she definitely is now after these pictures of the Aussie hottie at the Moet party for the opening night of the US Open. Although I don’t get the whole Instagram cutout thing. I’ve done a lot of creeping research on Shanina’s Instagrams and I’m pretty sure she should be wearing a lot less clothing than this. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Francia Raisa’s Sexy Midriff

According to my sources, the hottie showing off her sexy stomach in these shots is Francia Raisa . That name doesn’t means a whole lot more to me than it does to you, but I’m pretty sure she’s famous for being friends with Selena Gomez . And for being in some Bring It On sequel, I guess. Anyway, I want to make sure I’m extra nice to Francia here, in the hopes she’ll put in a good word to Selena about what a great guy I am. So let’s hope she doesn’t know any more about me than I do about her, otherwise I’m screwed. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Emma Stone Knows How To Dress

I’m sure you guys know that I’m a fan of Emma Stone and think she’s super-cute, I just don’t do too many posts on her because she doesn’t take bi-weekly beach vacations or walk around in skintight leggings 24/7 like all the other celebs her age. (And believe me, I’m just as disappointed about that as you are.) So I was pretty psyched to see her dressed like the serious hottie I always knew she could be at the Venice Film Festival, and I’m not going to lie, even a little proud. Although maybe I’m getting that last one confused. Can you feel pride in your pants region? Either way, wow. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

66th Primetime Emmy Awards Pictures

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Natalia Proza’s Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

I know it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new pictures of her, so in case you forgot, this hottie Natalia Proza here is my future Russian bride. Not that any of you guys care (especially when there’s sexy swimsuit pictures involved), I just wanted to make sure you all know I already called dibs. Actually, I should probably let Natalia know too so she doesn’t accidentally start dating some other loser. Does anyone have her email? Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Natalia Proza’s Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

I know it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new pictures of her, so in case you forgot, this hottie Natalia Proza here is my future Russian bride. Not that any of you guys care (especially when there’s sexy swimsuit pictures involved), I just wanted to make sure you all know I already called dibs. Actually, I should probably let Natalia know too so she doesn’t accidentally start dating some other loser. Does anyone have her email? Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

2014 MTV Video Music Awards Pictures

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Meet Ryan Seacrest’s New Beard Shayna Taylor

In case you needed any more evidence that life just isn’t fair, here goes: meet Shayna Taylor , aka Ryan Seacrest’s new beard and a wannabe model (shocking, I know). I’ve gotta say, I’m pretty impressed with Shayna’s qualifications, but if she really wants to take her career to the next level, she shouldn’t be wasting her time with this loser on his yacht, she should be wasting it with yours truly in my mom’s basement. Everybody knows that’s where stars are really made. OK, not really, but maybe Shayna could be the first. » view all 16 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading