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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Looks Like A Really Good Time

You’d think I might be a little jealous that my Twitter girlfriend Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace went and got drunk without me, and maybe I was for a little bit, but after seeing these pictures of the busty Brit, it was hard to stay upset for long. See, not only was she wearing a dress that could barely contain her while sober, but it looks like it was a two-man operation to try to prevent a serious wardrobe malfunction. So, really, if you’re going to be mad at anybody, be mad at those two for preventing Aisleyne’s night out from becoming even bigger news. And they call themselves “friends.” » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Alyssa Arce Will Blow Your Mind

Meet Alyssa Arce . This is the first time I’ve done a post on the Southern hottie, but I think I’m already in love. You can fall in love at first sight through your pants, right? Anyway, according to my research, Alyssa’s a Playboy Playmate, which is great news, and she partied on a yacht with Justin Bieber or something recently, which is not so great news. I mean, what’s that teenage lesbian got that I don’t? You know, besides millions of dollars and fans and a yacht. Whatever. I’d still love to take Alyssa motorboating some time. And we wouldn’t even have to leave my bedroom. Call me! Continue reading

Xenia Deli Is Still The Hottest Model Ever!

I know it’s been at least a few weeks since the last set of lingerie pictures I’ve posted from Xenia Deli , aka the hottest model on the planet, but I wanted to give you guys enough time to recover. See, Xenia’s so smoking hot, I’ve found it’s better to ration out the lingerie shots so nobody overdoes it and hurts themselves. But I figure it’s been long enough by now, so here goes: one massive set of serious Xenia hotness. You might want to go ahead and call in sick for tomorrow now, because trust me, you’re not going to be able to move away from your computer screen for a couple hours, if not days once you get into this. » view all 97 photos Continue reading

Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Hotness Comeback

I’m not sure what happened to Emmanuelle Chriqui ‘s brief hotness comeback last year, but all I know is, it’s good to have her back. Here she is at something called the Crackle Summer Premiere Event and I guess that explains what Emmanuelle’s been up to lately, starring on some original web series. You might think I’d be a little disappointed about that news, but actually, I’m really excited. Because maybe now I can finally convince her to star in my own web series idea, Emmanuelle and the Tuna . See, it’s kind of like The Odd Couple , only with way less clothes. Call me! » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Hotness Comeback

I’m not sure what happened to Emmanuelle Chriqui ‘s brief hotness comeback last year, but all I know is, it’s good to have her back. Here she is at something called the Crackle Summer Premiere Event and I guess that explains what Emmanuelle’s been up to lately, starring on some original web series. You might think I’d be a little disappointed about that news, but actually, I’m really excited. Because maybe now I can finally convince her to star in my own web series idea, Emmanuelle and the Tuna . See, it’s kind of like The Odd Couple , only with way less clothes. Call me! » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Lourdes Leon’s Smoke Show

I don’t know what kids are smoking today, but it’s definitely not cigarettes! » view all 26 photos                   Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com Continue reading

Jessica Simpson Busts Out Her Swimsuit On Instagram

Because you guys know how committed I am to my Instagram creeping “research,” here’s my latest find: Jessica Simpson busting out in a swimsuit, just like the good old days. And it’s even better considering how disappointing that last set of Jessica bikini pictures was. So enjoy, and yes, I take full credit for this. Because hey, without sarcastic assholes like us bloggers helping motivate Jessica to get back in shape, she might not be the hot MILF she is today. So really, we’re heroes. You’re welcome, everyone. Continue reading

Ronda Rousey Can Beat Me Up And I’d Like It

In today’s edition of hot chicks who could beat me up without breaking a sweat, here’s Ronda Rousey at the Expendables 3 premiere. This is the first post I’m doing on the current UFC champ, but with a body this dangerous, I have a feeling it’s not going to be the last. I mean, just look at those legs. She’s a knockout. So I don’t know about you guys, but I’d let Ronda here put me in a rear naked choke hold any day of the week — assuming that means what I think it does. » view all 29 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

2014 Teen Choice Awards Pictures

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Elle Fanning Is Trouble

Warning: if you’re planning on adding these pictures of Elle Fanning in her workout gear to your own workout regimen, you’re going to want to abort stat. Because don’t get her confused with her older sister Dakota (who’s 20), Elle is only 16. There, see? I bet that got your adrenaline pumping. Now use it to run far away from these pictures. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading