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Gigi Hadid Gets In On The Tongue Action

Here’s “real” model  Gigi Hadid participating in the latest modeling trend in her new photoshoot: giving some serious tongue action for the camera. Now sure, I could point out that this is something that wannabe Instagram models do, not real supermodels, but it’s also pretty hot, so I’m going to let it slide. Enjoy. » view all 26 photos Continue reading

Melissa Benoist For You Nerds

Here’s one for all you nerds out there: Melissa Benoist  dressed up as Supergirl and doing that classic “leaning up against a car hood” model pose. (Personally, I think it works a lot better in a bikini than a cape, but what do I know?) Anyway, before you geeks get too jealous about the dude she’s with in these pictures, according to my sources, that’s some loser named “Superman” and they’re just cousins. Phew. Continue reading

Letterman Gets His Beard Trimmed In India

If you want to see a late night host who has let himself go, get a beard trim and head massage in India, this video is for you. David Letterman Gets a Trim from YEARS of LIVING DANGEROUSLY on Vimeo . Continue reading

Rita Ora’s Sexy 2017 Calendar Preview

I didn’t realize Rita Ora had her own calendar, but now that I’ve seen a few of the 2017 preview shots below, I think it’s a great idea if you ask me. I mean, sure, I don’t know who actually still buys/uses calendars anymore, so I don’t know if anyone will be able to get the full 365 days worth of enjoyment out of this thing. But it’ll definitely do the trick for the next 30-45 seconds at least. Enjoy. Continue reading

Emily Jean Bester Has Great Chesticles

Meet Emily Jean Bester , my latest up-and-coming hot model find. According to my research, Emily’s from Sydney, Australia and as far as I’m concerned, she definitely has some of the bester chesticles I’ve seen on a bikini model in a while. Or wait, is it bestest? I’m not great with grammar. In case you haven’t noticed. » view all 16 photos Continue reading

You’re Dead, And Your Kids Will Die Too

I think this dude is a little dramatic! Continue reading

Ryan Newman In A Sexy Sheer Dress

I always have a tough time keeping track of all the young hotties out there, probably because I’ve fried my brain from pressing my face up against my computer screen all these years. So if you’re anything like me, you might need a helpful reminder on who Ryan Newman is. So here you go: she’s an “actress” (she’s in the Sharknado movies), a “singer” and “model.” And a definite instant pants fire. Enjoy. Continue reading

Gigi Hadid Is Now A Fitness Model For Reebok

I guess Gigi Hadid must have gotten tired of being a fashion model, because apparently she’s a fitness model for Reebok now. At least judging from this latest boxing-themed photoshoot. And we definitely know Gigi knows how to throw a mean left hook . Anyway, for those of you counting along at home, Gigi’s been a fashion model , an Instagram model , a swimsuit model , a sidewalk model , and now a fitness model. I’m not sure if that’s talent, or just being a bored rich kid. But either way, I think Gigi should really try being a nude model next. I’m telling you, she’d be perfect for it. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski Naked Before She Was An Instagram Model

I don’t know if  Emily Ratajkowski is still trying to become an “actress” these days or what, and I’m too lazy to look it up, but here’s an old photoshoot I found that proves she could be one of the most talented models of all-time if she’d just stick to taking her clothes off for the cameras. Forget Hollywood. This is clearly Emily’s true calling. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

World Most Expensive Things

Time to realize how poor you are. Continue reading