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Monkey Grooming Human

That person should get checked or fleas or ticks. Continue reading

HA! Sophie Simmons Is Now A “Model”

So you know how every rich kid with famous parents basically gets a blank check to do whatever they want? Well, turns out Sophie Simmons (AKA Gene’s busty daughter) has decided she’s a “real” “model” now, and I just came across her modeling portfolio . And I will say this for Sophie: she’s definitely a lot more talented in the front meat department than the Hadids or the Jenners. Anyway, on a related note, I’ve decided I’m going to start calling myself an “award-winning journalist” from now on. » view all 12 photos Continue reading

Tom Hanks Crashes A Wedding

Well, this couple has a pretty good story to tell about their wedding day. Tom Hanks seems like a genuine good dude. Tom Hanks Crashes Our Wedding from First Day Films on Vimeo . Continue reading

Ariel Winter Is A Busty Rogue Model

I don’t know when Ariel Winter   officially overtook Sarah Hyland as the most famous young hottie on Modern Family , but here she is in a new busty photoshoot for Rogue Magazine (whatever that is) and some even more busty candids. And it just proves something I’ve been saying this whole time: if you want to be famous, all you need is giant funbags and a willingness to show them off 24/7. It’s pretty simple, really. Hope all you wannabe hotties out there are taking notes. #arielwinter in #la A photo posted by @triggercole on Sep 27, 2016 at 5:28pm PDT We spotted #ArielWinter looking slim and trim!!! ❗️ She looks like she prefers her chocolate- dark! Like RayRon is sneaking off to be with her while Antoinetta is at work as a CNA! A photo posted by Industry On Blast! (@theindustryonblast) on Sep 28, 2016 at 1:46am PDT #arielwinter A photo posted by Hot Celebrities (@sexycelebs12) on Sep 27, 2016 at 4:54pm PDT Continue reading

Kangaroo Friend

I don’t know how that kangaroo is able to put up with that annoying dude. Continue reading

Elle Brittain’s Boobs Could Be The Next BIG Thing

You know I’m always on the lookout for the next big thing in the ultra-competitive world of “busty hotties with giant funbags” and I think I’ve finally found one. So I want you all to meet  Elle Brittain . And remember that name. You know, assuming you’re still able to remember your own name after looking at these pictures of the busty blonde Aussie hottie. Take your time. » view all 14 photos Continue reading

Racist Skiers 1985

I’m glad snowboarders and skiers can now get along! Continue reading

Instagram Model Cara Delevingne Does PUMA

I don’t really get what people see in Cara Delevingne . I mean, sure, she’s got a good body, but you could say the same thing about every single Instagram wannabe out there. And they don’t get major modeling contracts. Anyway, here’s Cara modeling workout gear for Puma and I don’t know, maybe I just like Cara better when she’s modeling in fewer layers . » view all 13 photos Continue reading

Lindsey Pelas’ And Her Massive Bazookas

I know Snapchat is huge these days and all the celebs and wannabe hot nobodies use it, but as far as I’m concerned, there’s only one hottie who can give Bella Thorne a run for her money as the #1 Snap-model. And that’s Lindsey Pelas here. I know this busty blonde is also a real professional lingerie model, but if you ask me, her Snapchat is still hands down her best work. See for yourself below. Continue reading

One Armed Man. A Cup And A Saucer

Well, that’s a tricky situation. Continue reading