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Pascal Craymer’s Boobs Are Falling Out!

Posted on September 4, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

There’s few things I love more in this world than busty British reality stars. And here’s one of my favorites  Pascal Craymer pulling a move right out of Hot Nobody 101: forgetting to wear a bra to some lame photo op and making us all pretend to care about the grand opening of some random beauty salon in Essex. Well played, Pascal. Well played. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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UK Funbags Remain

Posted on July 1, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I’m guessing by now you’ve probably all heard about the whole Brexit nightmare out of the UK, and if you’re anything like me, there’s only one question on your mind: what does that “Leave” vote mean for all the busty British wannabes out there? Well, not to worry, because here’s a whole bunch of hot British nobodies with giant funbags at something called the Swimsuit USA International Model Search in Manchester:  Holly Henderson , Jemma Lucy , Charlotte Dawson , Sophie Dalzell , and Laura Alicai Summers . So the good news is even though the UK’s leaving the EU, at least their hot nobodies aren’t going anywhere. Phew. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Meet Hottie Rebecca Hiller

Posted on July 1, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

Meet Rebecca Hiller . Pretty much the only thing I know about this hottie is that she’s originally from Norway, and now she’s living in LA while she attempts to become the next great bikini model to give me a pants fire via the Internet. (Mission accomplished.) Anyway, she’s definitely off to a great start with this photoshoot, but if Becca doesn’t have a personal suntan lotion applier yet, I’d love to volunteer. I’m pretty sure the sun’s a lot stronger in California than in Norway, and everyone knows it’s important to let a blogger put his filthy mitts all over you take care of your skin. Call me! » view all 14 photos Continue reading →

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Walmart Huffy Bike Review

Posted on June 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

And this is why you don’t buy bikes at Walmart. Continue reading →

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Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Does Guess

Posted on June 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s my new favorite wannabe model  Charlotte McKinney doing a busty lingerie photoshoot for Guess and proving me wrong for calling her just another Hooters girl who lucked into a modeling contract. Because I’ve got to admit, those are some serious talents she’s showing off here. You definitely can’t teach massive funbags like that. Enjoy. Continue reading →

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Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Does Guess

Posted on June 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s my new favorite wannabe model  Charlotte McKinney doing a busty lingerie photoshoot for Guess and proving me wrong for calling her just another Hooters girl who lucked into a modeling contract. Because I’ve got to admit, those are some serious talents she’s showing off here. You definitely can’t teach massive funbags like that. Enjoy. Continue reading →

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Lindsey Pelas Works Her Boobs Hard At The Beach

Posted on June 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

In case you haven’t been paying attention lately, busty blonde hottie Lindsey Pelas has been crushing it on Snapchat lately . And if you’re already not following her, you need to get on that ASAP. But because I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), here’s what you’ve missed so far. And the best part? Unlike the real thing, these pictures don’t disappear after a few seconds. You’re welcome. Continue reading →

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900 Dog Sanctuary

Posted on June 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

It’s a dog’s world, we just live it in. Continue reading →

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Sophie Simmons Squishes In Little Lingerie

Posted on June 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I knew that Sophie Simmons was trying to make the move from celebrity daughter to just “celebrity,” but I never realized that she wanted to become a lingerie model until now. Anyway, I’d point out that being Gene Simmons’ daughter doesn’t automatically qualify you to be a professional hottie, but hey, who am I to get in the way of someone’s dreams to take their clothes off for money? Enjoy. Continue reading →

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Bella Thorne Nude Snapchat Sensor

Posted on June 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

As you guys know, I’m a big fan of Bella Thorne ‘s Snapchat — as far as I’m concerned, it’s some of the best work she’s ever done. And after a bunch of topless teases , she finally sent out a few nudes from bed. Only she censored them. Which, yes, is kind of disappointing. But I figure at this rate, we’re probably only a few months away from Bella’s Snapchat sex tape. Fingers crossed! Continue reading →

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