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Selena Gomez Carpool Karaoke

Not much of a fan of James Corden, but he managed to get Selena Gomez in his car and it was a pretty epic “Carpool Karaoke” Continue reading

Caroline Wozniacki Does Esquire Good!

Now that Maria Sharapova got banned for PEDs  (and the Williams sisters still scare me), the world needs a new tennis hottie to drool over. And here’s  Caroline Wozniacki  shooting her way up the ranks with a hot new tennis-themed photoshoot for Esquire . I don’t know where this Danish hottie’s ranked in the sport, but she’s definitely the new #1 in my books after this. Enjoy. Continue reading

Idiot Driver Gets Pulled Over By Police

This dude gives Texans a bad name! Continue reading

Kimberley Garner Is Leggy Goodness

I always love getting new pictures from  Kimberley Garner , so here’s my favorite leggy Brit and future ex-Mrs. Tuna showing off those perfect stems of hers at a launch party for something called Huggle. According to my sources, it’s some kind of dating app meant to connect you to people who go to the same places as you all the time. Which works if you want to meet girls at Burger King and/or your local strip club, I guess. Anyway, with all these dating apps out there, when is somebody going to finally make one that connects wannabe celebrities with eligible bloggers? Maybe I’m just biased, but I feel like there could be a real market for that… Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jacqueline Macinnes Wood Gives Us A Great View

Here’s Canadian hottie/soap opera star Jacqueline Macinnes Wood giving the paparazzi a killer view at the closing gala for the 56th Montecarlo Television Festival. And you know, I was all set to make a joke about how she’s giving me wood, but then I remembered that I’m better than that… Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be the joke. Fine, whatever. Just enjoy, you jerks. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Fanny Neguesha Bikini Goodness

I’m pretty sure I’ve done a post on this hottie before, but just in case you need a refresher on  Fanny Neguesha , she’s some super-hot Belgian model/ex-soccer WAG. And according to my sources, she’s apparently dating some new soccer player now, so I guess she’s got a type: athletes rich dudes. Either way, I don’t think any of us qualify. But hey, at least these bikini pictures make a decent consolation prize. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Natalie Dormer Needs To Learn How To Dress

I know a lot of you dudes dig Natalie Dormer and I don’t blame you. But personally, I think she still needs a little more work before she can officially join the Hottie A-list. I mean, don’t get me wrong, she’s super-cute. But here she is at the Women In Film Los Angeles 2016 Crystal + Lucy Awards and her outfit’s kinda boring. I mean, Natalie shows more skin on Game of Thrones  every Sunday (or used to, at least). Anyway, if she really wants to help her career, from now on, I expect more of this , and less of this. Help me help you, Natalie. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Natalie Dormer Needs To Learn How To Dress

I know a lot of you dudes dig Natalie Dormer and I don’t blame you. But personally, I think she still needs a little more work before she can officially join the Hottie A-list. I mean, don’t get me wrong, she’s super-cute. But here she is at the Women In Film Los Angeles 2016 Crystal + Lucy Awards and her outfit’s kinda boring. I mean, Natalie shows more skin on Game of Thrones  every Sunday (or used to, at least). Anyway, if she really wants to help her career, from now on, I expect more of this , and less of this. Help me help you, Natalie. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Courtney Stodden Busts Out Big Time

Here’s Courtney Stodden at Star Magazine’s Hollywood Rocks event showing off those massive boulder-sized funbags of hers. And I know there’s been a few challengers for her title over the years, but as long as Courtney keeps busting out this much cleavage, she’ll always be my #1 favorite hot nobody. And if you ask me, this might be some of her best work yet. Bravo. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Megan McKenna’s Midriff In Miami

Usually, I tend to like my hot British nobodies a little bustier than this, but I’m willing to make an exception for  Megan McKenna here. Because there’s just something about seeing a reality “star”/wannabe celeb showing off her sexy stomach for the paps that makes me glad we live in an age where you can become famous for walking around in a sports bra and short shorts. Enjoy! Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading