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Guy Eats Military Ration From 1955

What’s surprising about this video is that most of the food held up and is still edible! Continue reading

Meet Cutie Georgia Toffolo

Here’s  Georgia Toffolo at the Nordoff Robbins Six Nations Rugby Dinner in London, and I don’t much about rugby or this leggy blonde, but according to my sources, she’s another hot British reality star. I swear there’s a new one every week. But anyway, all I know is, I’d definitely like to get in a scrum with this cutie. That’s the only rugby term I know, but I’m pretty sure it applies. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Natasha Poly Knows How To Dress!

According to my sources, it’s Fashion Week in Berlin right now, which means you can get ready to see a whole bunch of hotties wearing a whole lot of weird — sorry, high fashion sh%t. Like Russian model Natasha Poly here. And don’t get me wrong, I’m digging all the skin from the leggy supermodel, but if you’re going to do a half-and-half outfit like this, why not really swing for the fences and go half-dress, half-birthday suit? Now that would really be groundbreaking. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

17 Perfect Darts

I guess this means he is pretty good! Continue reading

Demi Lovato Gets Photoshopped For Allure Magazine

I guess somebody out there is trying pretty hard to make  Demi Lovato happen, because first she was getting naked for Vanity Fair , and now here she is doing a photoshoot for the February issue of Allure . And I have to say, it’s some nice work (from whoever did the Photoshop). Just check out the difference between her behind-the-scenes Instagram pic and the final product. But whatever, go ahead and enjoy. Demi looks good for a Photoshopped chick. Continue reading

Waffle Farts

This is probably the silliest thing you will see all day! Continue reading

Meet Hottie Jadyn Douglas

As you guys know, I’m always on the lookout for new hotties to obsess over, and I think I might’ve found one at the NBCUniversal Winter TCA Press Tour. According to my sources,  Jadyn Douglas here is a Puerto Rican singer/actress and she’s going to be on some new show called Telenova . But forget about that, the only part I actually care about is how good Jadyn looks stuffed into that tight dress of hers. With a little luck and some career advice (aka sex tape advice) from yours truly, I think she could be a big star someday. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Chloe Grace Moretz In The Most Non-sexy Outfit Ever!

Listen, I get that  Chloe Grace Moretz is trying to be America’s newest sweetheart young hottie. That’s why she’s doing Marie Claire and photoshoots in fashion magazines and going on Jimmy Kimmel Live like she is in these shots, and for the most part it’s working. But if Chloe really wants to take her career to the next level, someone’s got to help teach her how to dress. Because outfits like this just aren’t going to cut it against Selena Gomez’s cleavage and Bella Thorne’s booty videos . Luckily, I have a few good ideas (mostly involving see-through shirts and walking around in lingerie). Call me! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Instagram Model Charlotte McKinney Busts Out Big Time

I keep waiting for Kate Upton to step up and reclaim her title as the #1 busty blonde hottie, but the more red carpets she shows up to covered-up from head to toe and the more bikini photoshoots  Charlotte McKinney does, the harder it gets to make that argument. Speaking of which, it also gets a lot harder to keep my pants on, but I’ve got to be extra careful, because this Starbucks I’m at has a strict “no pants, no service and we’re calling the cops” policy. Prudes. Continue reading

Chloe Grace Moretz Needs Me To Teach Her How To Dress

I was half-joking yesterday when I said that Chloe Grace Moretz needed help learning how to dress if she ever wanted to live up to her hottie potential, but after seeing what she wore to a special fan screening of her new movie The 5th Wave , I’m convinced she needs my help ASAP. Girl needs to up her game. Luckily though, it shouldn’t be too hard, Chloe just needs to take a cue from the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer and start wearing body paint and/or lingerie everywhere. I’m telling you, it works every time. Well, for me and my readers, at least. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading