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Fart Bubble Wrap

As stupid as this is, anything to do with farting and poop I find hilarious! Continue reading

Hamster Eating A Carrot

Today’s cuteness is sponsored by a hamster eating a carrot! Continue reading

Instagram Model Ashley Benson Is Hard At Work

Here’s everyone’s favorite actress-turned-Instagram model Ashley Benson hard at work. And before you ask what’s so hard about going on a coffee run, it takes a lot of concentration and effort to look this bored for the paps. So if Ashley needs a break once her shift is over, she’s more than welcome to come over to my place and kick off her shoes (and her sweater and her pants) and relax. My mom says I give great back rubs. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Olivia Culpo’s Hotness Is Hard At Work

I’m not entirely sure what Olivia Culpo does for work these days, but here’s the former beauty queen out in LA looking smoking hot (as usual) and putting on one hell of a leg show for the paps. So if that whole dating rich pop stars thing doesn’t work out for Olivia, I think this leg show thing could be a great second career for her. She’s a total natural. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Olivia Knox In Sexy Lingerie By Elsa Jabre

In case any of you out there still don’t get why I make fun of fake, so-called “models” like the Hadid sisters , just check out this latest photoshoot from Montreal model/singer  Olivia Knox and photographer Elsa Jabre . See, not only is Olivia here smoking hot, which already puts her one up on those wannabes, but the pictures focus on what’s actually important: making the model look good, not dressing her up in whatever weird props were lying around the studio. Which makes the photographer look good too. More please. Photography: Elsa Jabre Continue reading

Ozzy Man Reviews: Penguins vs Rope

Who knew that a rope could create such havoc! Continue reading

Worst Neighbor Ever

Here is 23 minutes of some good ol’ fashion trailer trash! Thank god, I don’t have neighbors like this. Continue reading

Worst Neighbor Ever

Here is 23 minutes of some good ol’ fashion trailer trash! Thank god, I don’t have neighbors like this. Continue reading

Kenneth Copeland Jesse Duplantis Defending Their Private Jets

I need your help folks! After 11 years of writing this site, I think it would be better if I did my work on a private jet visiting the world in the name of Jesus! So please donate. I’ll make sure you all get into heaven. Email me for details! Continue reading

Alana Blanchard Is The All-time Hottest Surfer!

Last time I introduced you guys to  Alana Blanchard here, I think I mentioned how she was probably the hottest surfer of all-time. But just in case any of you out there are still on the fence about it, check out this shoot she just did for Stab Magazine . Turns out, in addition to being a world-class surfer, Alana’s also a world-class lingerie model. Now there’s a true double threat. I think I’m in love… » view all 11 photos Continue reading