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Where Illegal Food Goes to Die

‘ Ever wonder where illegal food brought into the country goes to die? Meet “the grinder”. I never understood why people would smuggle food into the country, it makes no sense. There’s plenty of whatever you need here. Anyway, they need to build one of these machines for terrorist. It will make them think twice before entering. Continue reading

Doggie Selfie Stick

This is a pretty wicked video of a dog recording a video of himself while holding a selfie stick. Continue reading

Xenia Deli Does Love Magazine

In case any of you out there didn’t get what you really wanted for Christmas, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Because here’s a video of the hottest woman on the planet Xenia Deli dancing around in lingerie for LOVE’s advent calendar video series. If you ask me, it’s hands down their best one yet. Enjoy. Continue reading

Chloe Grace Moretz’s Side Booty Stretch

Last time we saw Chloe Grace Moretz , I was saying that if she really wants to become a model, she’ll have to step up her game (aka show more skin). And here she is doing just that for Modern Luxury Magazine , whatever that is. Anyway, it’s a good start, but I still think she needs to do a shoot for a slightly more reputable publication, you know, like the Tuna’s Bikini Monthly , which is completely legit, and not something I just made up on the spot to trick Chloe into getting into a bikini for me, I swear. Continue reading

Cat Doing Dog Tricks

Even though I am more of a dog person, this kitty is alright. Watch him perform some great dog tricks. Continue reading

Meet Hottie Annie Ericson

Forget winter, forget Christmas, forget Santa-themed photoshoots. Sometimes, there’s nothing better than just getting back to basics: getting a smoking hot model in a bikini for a beach photoshoot. And here’s South African hottie  Annie Ericson doing just that. I’m no meteorologist, but these pictures are so hot, I’m pretty sure they’re the reason it’s too warm out there for a white Christmas this year. Yow! » view all 20 photos Continue reading

MMA Spinning Blows

Wow! These are some devastating blows! Enjoy all 15 minutes worth. Continue reading

Even When A Hot Girl Loses, She Always Wins

So in case you didn’t hear because you were too busy nerding out over Star Wars or something this weekend, there was some major controversy at the  2015 Miss Universe  competition: Steve Harvey accidentally announced the wrong winner on live TV (you can check out the video below). And yeah, that’s a pretty brutal mistake, but don’t feel too bad for Miss Columbia, because this is the best thing that could possibly happen to a Miss Universe loser. She’s now the most famous runner-up in Miss Universe history. Hell, she’ll probably end up being the most famous person in Miss Universe period. See, even when a hot girl who only relies on her beauty loses, in the end they always win. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

$32,000 Plane Ticket Review

Even though, it looks like a pleasant flight, I think I rather spend $32000 on high-priced hookers instead. Continue reading

Sammi Sanchez and Sonia Ben Ammar Are Big Trouble Trying To Make It By Doing Nothing

This is the second time in under a week that we’ve seen teenage troublemakers  Sammi Sanchez and Sonia Ben Ammar taking the paparazzi for a walk. And trust me, unless you want a visit from Chris Hansen for Christmas, the only puppies you’d better be checking out here are their cute pooches. Anyway, I don’t blame Sammi and Sonia for this, or the creeper paps following them around. They’re all just hard at work right now. No, I blame  Gigi Hadid and the rest of those so-called models for making walking around doing absolutely nothing into a viable career path for young nobodies. But I doubt that’ll hold up in court, so let’s all just move it along. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading