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Bella Hadid Works It Good On Social Media

Even though I was more of a Gigi Hadid fan, Bella posted this sexy picture on her Instagram and I think as long as she doesn’t date some douche singer with no talent, I will give her the title of hotter Hadid sister. And as you guys know, every title comes with a big trophy, so Bella is welcome to reach between my legs and collect hers. Congrats!             Continue reading

Olivia Holt’s Sexiness Will Not Make You Grumpy

I remember when Olivia Holt was just a young 17-year-old id who if I posted pictures of, I’d get angry emails calling me a perve, but now that she is 19 and in a bra, it’s time to celebrate and not be “Grumpy”! You see what I did there. Pulitzer prize winning stuff folks! They don’t pay me the big bucks for nothing.                 Continue reading

Nina Dobrev Is One Pretty Lady

I know I’ve been ragging on Nina Dobrev for doing so many boring “fashion” photoshoots lately. When all us perverts real fans just want to see her back in a bikini. And not only is Nina wearing clothes again in this latest shoot, it’s also black-and-white and set in the suburbs, which is pretty much the most boring combination imaginable. That said, at least there are a couple leggy shots in here, and I figure that’s probably enough to last me until Nina shows off her booty on Instagram again. Or for the next 30 seconds. Whichever comes first. Continue reading

Charlotte McKinney Nude And Flowered

I know sometimes I can be a little mean to  Charlotte McKinney , but not this time. I promise. Because this is hands down my favorite way to see the busty blonde get photographed: with her face half hidden and not wearing any clothes. It’s enough to make me think Charlotte’s actually a real supermodel and not just some Hooters waitress who got lucky. …Ah crap. I did it again, didn’t I? Sorry everyone. Just enjoy the pictures. I’ll keep working on it. Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski’s Impressive Boobage In A Bikini

One of my favorite things about  Emily Ratajkowski is how she always seems to show up in a bikini at least once a week. Well, that and those massive chesticles of hers, but the two kind of go together, if you ask me. Anyway, here’s Emily at the beach again sharing another round of bikini pictures. And personally, I think these are her best ones yet since last time. Enjoy! Continue reading

Ginta Lapina In Sexy Lingerie

I never paid much attention in school, so I don’t know a whole lot about Latvia, besides the fact that  Ginta Lapina has to be the greatest thing to come out of the country in the past 100 years. And before you Latvians send me any nasty emails about how I’m forgetting who knows what, just do me a favor and check out Ginta’s latest lingerie photoshoot first… I rest my case. Continue reading

Nicki Minaj Takes Her Funbags Out For Fashion Week

According to my sources, Paris Fashion Week just started, and normally I wouldn’t waste a post on that boring crap, since I’m a T&A blogger, not a fashion blogger. But turns out there was something for us too at the Haider Ackermann Show last night, thanks to Nicki Minaj . Again, I don’t know much about fashion, but I think her whole half-shirt idea would make an amazing trend. Let’s make it happen, designers. Continue reading

Lais Ribeiro Will Blow Your Pants Off

As a general rule, I don’t like to see world-class bikini models wearing more than one layer. It’s kind of a waste, if you ask me. But I’m always willing to make an exception for Lais Ribeiro . The Brazilian Victoria’s Secret hottie is so smoking, she could model an XL garbage bag and still give me a five-alarm pants fire. » view all 19 photos Continue reading

Student Juggles For A Sobriety Test

Looks like he passed that test. Continue reading

Sovereign Citizen Under The Articles Of Confederation

Seems like a “great” way to avoid getting arrested. Continue reading