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Elsa Hosk In Lingerie Will Blow Your Mind

Yesterday, I was pretty sure that Martha Hunt was my new favorite Victoria’s Secret model . But then I came across this new photoshoot from Elsa Hosk and now I’m starting to think actually maybe Elsa’s my new favorite. Turns out, I’m highly impressionable. Show me a hottie in lingerie and I instantly lose the ability to think about anything else. Or keep my pants around my waist. It’s a problem. Continue reading

Marina Mayer Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

I want you perverts to meet my latest Russian Insta-hottie find:  Marina Mayer . According to my research, Marina’s from Moscow and you know, I never realized they had such nice beaches in Moscow before. It’s either that, or Marina’s already found a sugar daddy to take her away on bikini vacations. Which is too bad for me, but hey, at least the pictures make a pretty good consolation prize. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos Continue reading

Ariana Grande Does Cosmo

Ever since  Ariana Grande started ditching  the cat ears and actually dressing her age, like the rest of her fellow pop star hotties, me and the Little Tuna have started liking her a whole lot more. And here she is on the cover of Cosmopolitan giving us a peek at that cute little cleavage of hers. It’s not going to light the world’s pants on fire or anything, but it’s definitely a good start. Continue reading

Boston Dynamics’ Handle

There will be a day when robots take over the world. Continue reading

Daniela Lopez Osorio Is Working On Her Fitness

Daniela Lopez Osorio photoshoots have always been a killer workout, and this latest one from the Colombian hottie is no different. Here she is modeling some new leggings and workout gear in a boxing-themed shoot, and I guarantee this perfect booty will have you doing pants lifts in no time. I might even go for a new personal best today. » view all 32 photos Continue reading

Bryana Holly In Sexy Lingerie

I know it probably feels like I say this once or twice a day, but this time I mean it: Bryana Holly is hands down my favorite hottie on Instagram. Sure, she may not have as many followers as  Emily Ratajkowski , but she’s got something even more important, me and the Little Tuna as her #1 and #2 fans. And OK, so maybe that doesn’t help Bryana pay the bills, but once you guys check out this latest massive lingerie shoot from the busty blonde, I have a feeling she’s going to pick up a lot more fans. Enjoy. » view all 37 photos Continue reading

Hailey Clauson Gets Sexy For SI

I don’t know how come the rest of the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue hotties got to go to nice tropical beaches and Hailey Clauson here had to go model bikinis in some shack in Finland instead. But whatever she did, she still managed to look mighty hot. In fact, I’m a little surprised she didn’t instantly melt all that snow like she just did to my pants region. Yow! » view all 14 photos Continue reading

Jessica Lee Buchanan Is One Hot Piece

I know Spring Break is coming up in a few weeks, but in case you can’t afford your own beach vacation this year (or you’re just allergic to sunlight and fresh air, like me), here’s the next best thing: a new bikini photoshoot from South African hottie  Jessica Lee Buchanan . And the best part? This way, you can stare for as long as you want and no one’s going to call you a perv. Well, unless you’re taking your pants off at work. I’ve never worked in an office before, but I’m pretty sure that’s not allowed. Prudes. Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski In A Little Bikini

I’m pretty sure Emily Ratajkowski is the most successful Instagram model of all-time, but just in case it’s not official yet, I figure this latest round of bikini pictures probably ought to clinch it. And that’s the thing I love most about Emily: she knows what us perverts her fans want (AKA a never-ending string of bikini and/or lingerie shots), and she knows how to deliver. Enjoy. Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski In A Little Bikini

I’m pretty sure Emily Ratajkowski is the most successful Instagram model of all-time, but just in case it’s not official yet, I figure this latest round of bikini pictures probably ought to clinch it. And that’s the thing I love most about Emily: she knows what us perverts her fans want (AKA a never-ending string of bikini and/or lingerie shots), and she knows how to deliver. Enjoy. Continue reading