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Bo Krsmanovic Teases For SI

Posted on February 22, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

Yesterday, I posted a video of Bo Krsmanovic playing in the snow with Hailey Clauson for the 2017 SI Swimsuit Issue , even though I didn’t really understand what dog sledding has to do with hotties in swimsuits. Luckily, Bo made a second video, and this one may not be as creative as the last one, but it definitely makes a lot more sense. So here’s Bo rolling around topless on the beach. Some things are classics for a reason. » view all 16 photos Continue reading →

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Bo Krsmanovic Teases For SI

Posted on February 22, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

Yesterday, I posted a video of Bo Krsmanovic playing in the snow with Hailey Clauson for the 2017 SI Swimsuit Issue , even though I didn’t really understand what dog sledding has to do with hotties in swimsuits. Luckily, Bo made a second video, and this one may not be as creative as the last one, but it definitely makes a lot more sense. So here’s Bo rolling around topless on the beach. Some things are classics for a reason. » view all 16 photos Continue reading →

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Tiny Tim Is Not Going To School Today

Posted on February 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

If you have 6 minutes and want to listen to a grown man mess with an elementary school, this is the video for you. Continue reading →

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Ariel Winter’s Booty Show

Posted on February 16, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

I don’t know who this dude is getting a handful of Ariel Winter ‘s booty in her latest Instagram bikini picture, but I guess that’s her new boyfriend. And I’m not going to lie, I’m getting a little jealous here. Not only am I never going to be able to get within groping distance of Ariel’s bikini booty, but I don’t think I’d be able to pick her up either. She’s not exactly light. And I’m not exactly buff. Guess I’d better go do a few more forearm reps just in case. Continue reading →

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Chrissy Teigen Does Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Posted on February 15, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

Looking at these pictures of  Chrissy Teigen  in the 2017 SI Swimsuit Issue just reminded me, but I totally forgot Chrissy had a kid last year. Which means it’s time to invite her to join the official Hollywood Tuna MILF Club. It’s a pretty sweet deal, actually — you get to pretend I don’t exist while I talk about what a hot MILF you are, and club dues are just a few bikini and/or lingerie and/or fully nude pictures sent to my inbox once a month. Or, for a lifetime membership, you come over to my mom’s basement for a date. No one’s picked that option yet, but maybe Chrissy could be the first. (It’s cool. Just tell John it’s a “work thing.”) » view all 13 photos Continue reading →

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Rich Kid Wannabe Model Ava Sambora Works It In A Bikini

Posted on February 13, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

I know I usually like to rag on rich kid models and point out how they’re only landing modeling contracts because of their famous parents. But let’s get real here: Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora aren’t exactly A-listers anymore, and Galore Magazine isn’t Vogue . So instead of getting cynical about this latest beach photoshoot from Ava Sambora , let’s just enjoy it for what it is: more pictures of another hot nobody/wannabe in a bikini. And those always work for me. Continue reading →

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Lauren Mellor’s Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

Posted on February 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

I haven’t done a post on  Lauren Mellor  in years, but I never forget a pair of perfect funbags. And seeing the former Sports Illustrated Rookie back with SI for their new 2017 Swimsuit Issue is bringing all those good memories flooding back (to my pants region). So if you’ll excuse me, me and the South African hottie need to go make up for lost time. I figure 30-45 seconds should probably do. » view all 11 photos Continue reading →

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Tanya Mityushina Will Blow Your Pants Off!

Posted on February 9, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

I have to look at pictures of a lot of hot models for this gig — I know, it’s a tough job, but hey, somebody’s got to do it — and in my professional opinion,  Tanya Mityushina here is hands down one of the hottest. I mean, not only does this blonde Russian babe have a killer body, but she also seems to have discovered a genius new way to wear a pair of cut-off jeans. Here’s hoping the trend catches on. » view all 15 photos Continue reading →

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Tanya Mityushina Will Blow Your Pants Off!

Posted on February 9, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

I have to look at pictures of a lot of hot models for this gig — I know, it’s a tough job, but hey, somebody’s got to do it — and in my professional opinion,  Tanya Mityushina here is hands down one of the hottest. I mean, not only does this blonde Russian babe have a killer body, but she also seems to have discovered a genius new way to wear a pair of cut-off jeans. Here’s hoping the trend catches on. » view all 15 photos Continue reading →

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Fastest Jump Roper

Posted on February 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

This little dude’s skinny legs sure move fast. Continue reading →

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