Here’s Brooke Burke at some charity event last night looking sexy in her frilly little prom-like dress. How cute. I wouldn’t mind making out with this one on the gym mats in my high-school storage closet if you know what I mean. Anyhow, she hasn’t dumped this Baywatch guy yet? What the hell? The show has been off the air for like fifteen years, it’s time to move on to someone a little more relevant. I can think of a certain blogger with frail blogging wrists who’s available. Your call.
