So you all know that I try not to follow any of that “celebrity gossip” crap, mostly because it’s a waste of my time that could be better put to use drooling over more busty nobodies in bikinis. Or taking a nap. But according to my sources, Cara Delevingne broke up with her girlfriend St. Vincent recently, which makes these pictures of her getting cosy with hottie Halston Sage at the Paper Towns premiere even more exciting than our typical lesbian fantasy. Mostly because unlike all the others, there’s actually a 10% chance this one could come true. Fingers crossed. Photos: PacificCoastNews
