I’m sure many of you Brits will be disappointed to learn that Courtney Stodden was the latest housemate evicted from Celebrity Big Brother UK. This is why I never follow these crappy reality shows because the girl with the biggest boobs are always booted early on in the season. Well, now that Courtney is homeless, if she needs a place to park those funbags, I’m looking for a housemate myself and I promise never to give her the boot as long she let’s me motorboat those babies daily.