Were you in the mood for some long, really pale chicken legs in ratty denim cut-offs this morning? Of course you were, everybody loves chicken legs. Here’s Emma Roberts pumping some dirty coins into a parking meter the other day. Obviously I’ve got a thing for chicks feeding meters, but I’m going to ignore that for now and focus on those pasty white thighs. I would like to paint some bronzer on those things… With my testicles.
