What the hell man? Jessica Simpson looks pregnant again. I thought we were done with all this weight fluctuation nonsense. Is it really too much to ask for my favorite hotties to stay thin and attractive for me while I do absolutely nothing in return? I don’t think so either. Anyhow, here’s Jessica out the other night wearing a nice little pair of denim short shorts, which is awesome I might add, but the maternity-wear animal print top has got to go. No seriously, lose it. We want to see those big chubcakes you’ve got hidden under there.
