I’m going to have to look this Lucy Mecklenburgh chick up because I haven’t got a clue who she is. Please hold…. Alright, I took thirty seconds to punch her name into the google and all I came up with is that she’s on that British soap opera/reality TV show The Only Way Is Essex . I don’t really know what that is either, but a whole bunch of busty British chicks seem to be on it so I’m going with it. Anyhow, whoever she is, she’s in a bikini and high heels and that’s all this douchebag needs to know. Enjoy.